Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Justin Bieber gets undressed in the car so he can walk naked to his hotel.

James Franco somehow got Petra Nemcova to canoodle with him.
Jennie Garth and a huge chocolate bunny. It is chocolate right? Not some bunny they dyed in gold and wrapped with a ribbon in some kind of sick joke?
Today is Katniss' turn for a Capitol portrait.
The funny thing is that this pro tennis player standing next to Jeremy Piven is only 5'1".
Redfoo makes an interesting tennis player.
Jason Segel makes another woman laugh. Michelle Williams must miss that a little right?
Alison Williams and Katy Perry tease John Mayer about the 20 pounds he has put on in the past few months.
Kristen Stewart heads out to a concert.

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe John Mayer is not joining Katy Perry in her daily Coke-a-thon.

Anonymous said...

oooooohhhhhhhh. I was first I was first. But hopefully not first to die of the sinus infection from hell.

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Tomorrow said...

jeremy piven is standing on his tippy toes in both photos.

hairydawg said...

lmao @ Jeremy P standing on his tiptoes in pic with Redfoo.

is that Allison Williams from Girls??

LottaColada said...

Katniss looks so beautiful! Cinna's is equally fab :)

Hahahah @ The Pivert.

parissucksliterally said...

I love Jason Segel.....or at least I love Marshall!

Bieber, GO AWAY.

The Real Dragon said...

What is Justin doing? Was there a penis around?

urban chaos said...

LOL- at tippy toed Piv!
KStew and her date? they look cozy..and as for the Beibs? was he changing. did the diaper pants have a full load or was he into some back seat shenanigans?

LottaColada said...

OMG if you google "Jeremy Piven height" they have him listed as 5'10"..... LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Petra Nemcova dated/screwed Sean Penn. Franco is a huge step up.

rflairfan1 said...

I see Jeremy standing on his tip toes in BOTH photos. How freaking short is he?

VIPblonde said...

@Lotta 5'10"?! That's optimistic!

VIPblonde said...

So is that K Stew pic proof that she prefers tacos over burritos?

a non a miss said...

I love Marshall too!

I'm dying over these Pivert photos. On his tip toes?!? Dude, just accept the shortness.

Jessi said...

I love that Piven is so self conscious of his shortness! bwahahahaahah


LottaColada said...

@VIP- maybe they added that last zero by mistake!

The Black Cat said...

Oh Enty, it's a Lindt chocolate bunny, as in Easter is coming just around the corner.

libby said...

Okay, now I have the 'tippy toes' doll song in my head. So I googled the commercial. It's a bit pedo-licious at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6ECZp1aOQ

(I'm a dumb hick, who don't know how to make it click.)

Sherry said...

Hahaha..Pivert looks so schlubby next to everyone but the standing on his toes is priceless.

Yeah this looks like a more natural pairing for KStew.

The Real Dragon said...

@libby That's so 80's commercial. I miss them

auntliddy said...

Feel better, they are a misery.

greenmountaingal said...

I hope that chocolate goes straight to Kelly Taylor's hips for stealing Dylan from Brenda.

Haha Jeremy Piven! He's so tiny.

I must admit that I like LMFAO. Sexy and I Know It always gets me going at the gym, even if I'm wearing a schlubby T shirt and no makeup.

I never thought Petra Nemcova was that good looking.

Kelly said...

I don't know why but I love RedFoo. LOL at Piven!

Izzie said...

GROSS top photo!! I do not want to see teenage boy tighties!

Gah, Franco turning up the smarm.

Enty, that's not Jessica believing they ground up Peter Pan to make peanut butter, y'know.

Katniss borrowed Amy Adams's dress! Damn, I can't wait for that movie.

Snerk at the Piv. Embrace your shortness, dude. It's all good.

I'm glad Marshall has moved on and is smiling. I have a not-so-secret crush on him.

Kristen Stewart has already changed her hair color. I'm really surprised that any of these stars have hair after all the coloring & styling they do to it.


Mama June said...

@VIP, I had the same thought about Kristen's pic.....

FalseProfit said...

jeremy piven is standing on his tippy toes in both photos.

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This is too funny! What a tool.

MaxineAlisha said...

I know it's a side pic but Jason looks hot!
Marry me.

dia papaya said...
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dia papaya said...

I love funny men! Jason, you can do better than pole up the butt Michelle! You need a girl who likes to laugh and pal around. Call ME!

Anonymous said...

The Pivs still has that gray face that indicates coke abuse in my personal opinion. If he was playing tennis he should look rosy and healthy. Not grey and sweaty all the time.

Anonymous said...

I also think that Jason Segel is awfully sweet and cute, with the self deprecating, self consciousness. I would date him in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

he really is tiptoe-ing i wonder if he thought it was going to be cropped lol

all those models look like their doing the lean away from these men

good to see jason smiling again

kristen is just s dirtbomb to me, everything abt her

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I googled the height of the tennis player and she's listed as being 5'11" not 5'1", pive is still short and in no way 5'10, but did think I should point that out. The tippy toes are hilar.

Kloie said...

Jason needs a regular, non-famous girl who appreciates him. Hopefully he can find one (I'm sure he can).

I thought Mayer was humping on Allison Williams on the side?

mrsteve531 said...

does anyone notice that jeremy piven is standing on his tip toes in both photos. esp. noticeable with red-foo...

anon said...

Bitch, please - Petra got on Sean Penn. Even James Franco is a huge step up.

Anonymous said...

I love that everyone caught the tippy toes thing with Piven. Hilarious! I agree he probably thought the pictures would be cropped.

Love the Katniss shot. Whereas that dress annoyed the hell out of me on Amy Adams it fits perfectly for the Capitol Portrait. She looks great.

Amy in MI said...

If anyone is wondering, that is Daniela Hantuchova w the pivert

And I think that's a chick on top of the nasty Biebs

Unknown said...

I would tear Jason Segal up. Also, Piven is standing on his toes in both pictures. Douche.

Anonymous said...

All the gossip sites are saying Taylor Lautner is Kristen's "date" for the concert. But those pix tell a different story. I'm surprised the tabloids didn't pick up on that.

Erika said...

The girl with Kristen is Tamera. I forgot her last name. She's Katy perry's assistant and they are always together. There are whispers about those two. They were at Katys bday party together.

mooshki said...

Mmmm, Lindt! Now that's some good chocolate!

Onyx, next time maybe you should google the definition of "joke" instead. ;)

NaughtyNurse said...

This might sound weird, but when I look at Kristen Stewart's feet in that picture, in those gross little 80s shoes, she looks like the kind of girl who has stinky feet. Like Britney. Dirty, and not in a good way.

cricket said...

Justin needed his diaper pants changed. He had a full load in there. Not surprising since he is a little shit

Mango said...

OMG, Jeremy Piven... TOO FUNNY.

Olive said...

Give me the chocolate bunny and Jason Segel and I'll be a happy girl.

LOL! @ the tippy toes! I hadn't noticed!

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@mooshki, lol did go over my head, but you have to be fair enty has a crapload of typos, I just thought it was that :)

mooshki said...

That is fair, lol.

Jacq said...

It seems weird to me that Franco's hand is ALL the way around her with his hand on her stomach. A much more natural, less forced pose would be hand on the hip, no? Just seems like strange body language IMO. And it looks like she's leaning away from him. But, shit, after Sean Penn beggars can't be choosers.

Sherry said...

What gets met. Jacq, is that she's so slender he can wrap his arm so much around her. I think Petra is lovely and James ain't no slacker in the looks department either IMO.

figgy said...

Omg i canNOT stop laughing about the Piven tiptoe pictures!! Hahahaha oh that is priceless!

Kiran said...

Hantuchova is 5'11" not 5'1"

trsalka said...

The tennis pro standing next to Jeremy Piven is (if I can see right) Daniela Hantuchova.

Izzie said...

Haha, the tennis player's name is even funnier in context with Piv's tiptoes. I read it really fast as "huntch-a-tova" and thought hunching over and thought I'm a mean girl.

faux101 said...

Bieber feeling a little hot 'n sweaty from all the coke? Bad habits die hard.

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