Saturday, March 23, 2013

This Beyonce Documentary Would Have Been So Much Better

30 comments:

TanGyal said...

Lmao holy shit...she does a perfect imitation of Beyonce's voice and that 2 hours of dick sucking she called a documentary

Marty McFly said...

Omg Tan. So true!!!!

Jenn said...

That was funny as hell. I wonder how long it stays up before the Queen Bey tries to scrub her from the Internet like she did those Superbowl pics. Lol!

Molls said...

So funny. She sounds just like Beyonce.

Agent**It said...

OMG, that "degrouchified" me today.lol.

MISCH said...

Yes she sounds as illiterate as Beyonce....well done !

Alicia said...

Ok super funny buuuut - she sounds SO much like her it's almost off putting! Like .. She really sounds like Beyonce which is almost annoying in itself hahahaa

Sunny said...

Alicia - I think I commented at my usual 10pm last night, but um CONGRATS!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO

Send of all, I swear to God I'm not intentionally trying to be annoying, but I like Beyonce too! Dammit cuz I like being one of the cool kids!! Not that I'm her number 1 fan, but I think she's talented and I did actually watch about half her documentary. I teared up at the song she wrote as a tribute to the child she lost in a miscarriage. It was really really sad :(

Alicia said...

Sunny - thank you!!!!!!!!! The drs cleared us to try again in February after our m/c in November.. We got it first try! And I feel 100% better than I did last time so we are taking that as an excellent sign!! We are insanely excited around here :-)

I love old Beyonce .. I still adore her in Austin Powers.. But like with so many amazing artists I feel like she's become more " brand " than real art these days. Too mass produced and overly careful to retain " image ". I miss the sweet girl with the great laugh and the big booty!!

MyMamasChild said...

I love the Rihanna music. Too funny!

Meanie Reese said...

@Alicia. Congrats!!!!!!

Einstein DeGeneres said...

That was awesome! And why did I never pick up on the JayZ/Daddy connection?

Amy in MI said...

Congrats Alicia!!!

Sherry said...

Congratulations Alicia! Praying that you have a very healthy little person. No doubt he/she will be enveloped in love.

I haven't seen this video yet but I thought Bey was one of the best parts of Austin Powers.

Sylvia said...

HAHAHAHA

Just shows you that BeYonCe is a Bimbo LOL

Charley said...

That is such a good impersonation of Bey's voice. I hope she sees this video. She needs to get over herself. I used to like Destiny's Child so much and now I can barely stand her.

Alicia said...

Thanks guys! *wiping away little tear

MomTo4Boys said...

"Wait, I think I need to doo doo." LMAO hahaha

Jamie2 said...

That was so funny. Thanks Enty.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I loved it! It was too funny.

Izzie said...

Woohoo - congrats, Alicia!

I was on FB this morning and my BIL posted a picture of my niece in her Easter outfit. I was with my sis one year ago when she had her, and I was all, "Mah bahbeeee!!" throbbing ovary auntie momster.

I'm a cynical, sarcastic b* but babies do me in every single time. Doing the happy baby dance for you & the little bean!

HannahBanana said...

Bahahaha! This is spot on!

Alicia said...

Lol! Ahhh I wish I had a sister to get all throbbing ovary monster on the wee one! I have all brothers whose varying responses have been " are you naming this one after me? " to ( literally over text ) " ew " Hahahahha :-) Ty!

bri swartley said...

Ditto! Old Destiny's Child-loved them. Still enjoy all the "Jumpin, Jumpin," "Survivor," "Bills, Bills, Bills," ( written by Real Housewives of ATL's Candi Burress), but this version now is like a delusional gangsta Goopy Paltrow, w/o ever being gangsta. Paaaassss.

Jazzy said...

LMAO! I didn't even watch that dumb bitch's vanity piece, but that was perfect.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Wait....
This isn't real?

Agent**It said...

Alicia, congrats!

bunny honey said...

LoL!!!!!!!! That was funny as hell! I'm so tired of her simple a$$. She and Jay has been hanging around Goopy to long.

Mango said...

@ bri swartley - Beyonce strong-armed "a co-written by" song writing credit out of Kandi Burruss (which she probably did not deserve, but Kandi had no legs to stand on back then). The song won a Grammy for best R&B song.

OMAMA is BROKO said...

That was great! I was hoping she was going to do the, "say hi to Mr. Microphone," and then pass off the baby, in a "get it off me," tone (think, John Robert's from his mother's day video -w/ the breakfast in bed scene).