Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Today's Blind Items - Like A Black Widow

You would never know it by looking at her, but she definitely has some destruction in her blood. No one knows if she intends to destroy, but she does. Any man who has ever had a relationship with her has been left in shambles and some of them have not been able to recover. She is an actress. Not a great one. More of the Jessica Biel type when it comes to acting but without that A list recognition. She is still gorgeous and fairly young and would probably be considered a C list mostly movie actress who used to be a B at her peak. For the most part she has dated celebrities. She has spent most of the money she has made on drugs, but she also has steered so much business towards her drug dealer that she lives pretty well off what he pays her and some other endeavors. You can definitely hire her for the night. She has such a drug problem that she invariably snares her boyfriends into her web. They want to be with her. She has a way of making them lust after her and do anything for her and she loves when they join her in being dependent on drugs. Her most famous conquest is this almost A list celebrity who had never really even experimented with hard drugs until he met her. By the second date she had him doing his first line and he says that because of her he almost lost his job and his career and his life and has still not been able to recover. A lesser celebrity boyfriend she turned on to drugs lost a wife and all of his money to drugs after she got him hooked and has finally just reached a point in his life where he does not have to sleep on the couches of friends.This was a guy who once made millions per year.

93 comments:

skimpymist said...

Is the lesser known one of the London twins

blog hopper said...

betty white

SKOR said...

Tara Reid, with Carson Daly as the almost A-lister.

LottaColada said...

Carmen Electra?

Staple611 said...

I thought about Tara Reid, but she's looked so busted for the last several years, I wonder if men still "lust" after here and "want to be with her." I just don't see that.

That being said, she still manages to make a living off of yachting, so what do I know . . .

Cathy said...

Trying to make Natasha Lyonne fit - she dated Edward Furlong, but I don't think the rest fits.

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Steampunk Jazz said...

My GOD! A female Wilmer Vandammerama ding dang. I have No Clue but I look forward to the guesses.

No Disrespect said...

Brenden Frasier for bf #2?

Kelly said...

Tara Reid ain't still gorgeous my darlins. But with that, I don't have a solid guess just yet.

Mama June said...

Hmm....still gorgeous and fairly young. That knocks Tara out...

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Bosworth or Miller?

Count Jerkula said...

I think it is horrible how she takes advantage of these men. Vulnerable guys, looking for the comfort of a woman and she uses her cooch to manipulate them into drug dependency. Robert Plant was right when he sang soul of a woman was created below.

Cecilia00 said...

Nicolette Sheridan?
Michael Bolton and Leif Garrett as the celebs?

Not sure if the age is right though

MAC said...

Is Heather Graham down to C list?

Cecilia00 said...

Never mind Nicolette isn't "mostly Movie" my bad.

Unknown said...

heather graham?

Unknown said...

This is giving me a Tara Reid vibe, with the first boyfriend being Carson Daly

nevermindthat said...

I almost said Halle Berry until I continued reading (esp for the destruction in he blood)

Basil said...

I am dying to know who this is. No guesses though.

Anonymous said...

I was also thinking Heather Graham..

The Original CDAN Reader said...

I think this is the same blind from yesterday about the actress who is available if you “spend time with her” and was desensitized to random sex/blatant cheating due to her upbringing. This blind is simply worded differently w/ different clues. I’m going with Rose McGowan. She's TV now, but she was B list mostly movies at her peak with Scream, Jawbreaker, etc. She's not young (40) and her face is jacked-up so I'm hesitating.

I would also think that Manson was WAY into drugs before she came along. I don’t follow him so maybe his on-stage persona was a big act in the beginning? He was definitely the most famous celeb she dated according to Who’s Dated Who.

Count Jerkula said...

I tell ya what, a Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes would be a tough F/Marry/Kill.

BrainyAngel said...

What about Mena Suvari? Her co-star in American Beauty, Wes Bentley, got seriously messed up on heroin for awhile. They could have hooked up. She seems like she could be had for the night as her career never quite took off and she looks a little wild.

Unknown said...

On what planet would Tara be considered "still gorgeous"?

saycheese said...

fuck amanda/kill linds/marry tara

JoElla said...

LOL Count! LOL

A RESIDENT said...

Sienna Miller

LottaColada said...

@Count, I'm a girl but I'll still play.

Fuck: Amanda, duh! so obv. all i have to do is murder her vagina.
Marry: Tara, free booze for life!
Kill: Lohag, taking one for the team. Your welcome.

Unknown said...

Not a bad guess though. When she was young she was unbelievably beautiful. I would be beyond depressed to go from that to the mess that Nicolette is now.

noseygal48 said...

Lol @ lotta

hunter said...

I like the Mena Suvari guess.

I am also on board with Fuck Amanda/Marry Tara/Kill Lohan

Seems pretty easy actually.

Andy said...

Fuck Amanda

Kill Tara, put her out of her misery

Marry Lohan, she'll die of an OD and save me using the Kill option.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Kill: Amanda, Cracken, Tara

F*ck: Myself

Already married.

B said...

I don't know why or if she fits, but my first thought was Ashley Greene.

Anonymous said...

I like the Mena guess too but thought Enty had hinted a soft spot for her before...
Will also throw out Krista Allen
Is friends with Denise and Charlie dated Clooney and Affleck. Probably wrong.

Primadiva said...

I was thinking heather graham too

saycheese said...

wow, heather graham dated corey feldman, kyle mclauchlan, james woods, heath ledger, russell crowe, benicio del toro, matthew perry, just to name a few... at least according to whodatedwho.com

Dirty Red Pagan said...

That girl's been bangin' more than a screen door in a texas trailer park.

Count Jerkula said...

I'm surprised so far. I'd kill Tara. Those botched lipo belly pics from years back still make me cringe. I'd F Lohan, with a rubber and iVd give her an 8ball to get some anal and other filthy stuff. Then I'd marry Bynes. She seems very devoted to her men, so hopedully a raised voice or a smack would keep the crazy in check. I'd also to move her over to just booze and weed.

The Real Dragon said...

Buffy Summers!

Lily said...

I like Jason's Bosworth or Miller guess... esp Bosworth... Or, just to throw something else out, Kate Hudson?

Anonymous said...

Hudson- that's a good guess!- except doesnt seem like she'd be 4sale- Bosworth Or Miller seem more likely

Anonymous said...

Especially with Skarsgard- maybe he almost lost his job on true blood

HolidayinCambodia said...

Marry Amanda
Kill Tara
Fuck Lindsey.

Live dangerously!

Sherry said...

No clue but this would be an awesome reveal!

Borg Queen said...

@ nevermindthat: I still think its Halle. Theres not one ex she has had that she hasnt bad mouthed & ruined their rep.

Heather Graham sure has dated alot of druggies to not be a druggie herself.

sandybrook said...

Dominique Swain or Thora Birch.

Bluezz said...

@Wendy Davis Agreed. The game of croquet was never the same after Nicolette played it nekkid on Knots Landing.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@CDAN reader: From what I heard about teh Manson/Rose thing (I used to be a huuuuge Manson fan, don't judge xD) is that Rose actually left because she couldn't deal with him anymore and his drugabuse. His ex wife also left him for the same reason.
I don't think she got him on drugs. Early in his career he had a falling uot with Trent Reznor (nine inch nails) because he was screwing up his career wiht drugs and Reznor tried to help.. This was before Rose.

I do like the guess though, because Rose seems unstable, but imo it has nothing to do with drugs, more her upbringing and her terrible past. Hope she stops with the surgeries though.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Tbh,my first thought was Evan Rachel Wood, but at the same time it's not gonna fit because of Manson (who is a bigger drugfiend than her and he was doing it way before he met her). THe losing the wife/career thing does fit though, because he lost tons of fans with is lovesongs for Wood and Dita von Teese leaving him because he was banging Wood.
In that case it would be Wood, Skarsgard, Manson.

But she is preggers/married now so dont think its her. I almost hope it's her because i cant stand the girl, so poser, so fake, so Miley Cyrus-bad ass style.

All about Eve said...

I like the Sienna Miller guess

nancer said...

heather graham is becoming the new ben affleck here!

BreeB714 said...

Carson daly has recovered. not Tara. what about the guy who dated Amy Winehouse who is his first exgf

Groovy said...

Heather Graham

Candyland said...

I'm with @CountJ on his FKM...if I was a guy. So, an FKM for us ladies:
- Sean Peen
- Mel
- Shia

Catherine said...

Denise Richards was my first thought.

Mama June said...

@Candyland: congrats, that's a disgusting trio. I feel gross thinking about the possibilities. But, here are my picks.

F-Shia, if he shut his mouth and showered!
K-Mel, can't think of any benefits from him
M-Sean, only because I could live in Marin Co and see unlimited Pearl Jam concerts.

Off to shower

Catherine said...

Denise Richards was my first thought.

warmislandsun said...

Marry Shia
Kill Sean and Mel
(I just couldn't with either.)

hothotheat said...

This blind says "fairly young". I think in Hollywood that might be in their 20's so....not Heather Graham.

I think this is Sienna Miller. Rhys Ifans was heartbroken when they broke up. The Getty that she dated would be the one that almost lost his wife and career.

jimmyPx said...

I think Catherine got it ---- Denise Richards.

Almost A list celebrity who because of her he almost lost his job and his career and his life and has still not been able to recover -- Charlie Sheen.

lesser celebrity boyfriend she turned on to drugs lost a wife and all of his money to drugs after she got him hooked -- Richie Sambora.

Unknown said...

Co-sign Denise Richards.

Mary said...

This screams Kate Hudson to me, other than she has higher name recognition. The "in her blood" phrase makes me think she has someone else well-known in her family tree.

The Real Dragon said...

Fuck Amanda. I'm hello.

Kill Tara

Never married Lilo

MadLyb said...

I think my favorite of all the guesses is the Nicolette Sheridan guess. She almost destroyed Leif Garrett.

Candyland said...

@curly and @warm - I struggled with it too, why I thought it was a tough one.
K-Mel (no one else is as awful)
F-Sean (meh, would be over quickly???)
M- Shia...young enough that there's a slim chance he could turn it around?

No win.

di butler said...

Im not fucking any of those hos, male or female w/o an entire sprayed on suit made of latex and multi-spectrum antibiotics. However, for the right $$$, the kill list has possibilities. :) Silkwood showers, for all!!!!

Jon said...

I'll go with Gina Gershon.

delia jones said...

Black Widow = Scarlett Johansson.

Ryan Reynolds I guarantee you never did drugs in Cansda. We can barely get them!

That Nate Naylor guy used to make millions for his huge ad agency, right? How's he doing since the breakup?

Just a guess.

bangbang said...

I'm thinking Hudson, her mom was Goldie Hawn. Owen Wilson for the almost A lister she destroyed and still isn't better
.

Jenn said...

Wynona Ryder? She's nuts, some guys love the crazy.

Lila said...

Not Denise. This blind says the actor never experimented with hard drugs before her, but Chatlie was WAY into drugs WAY before Denise. Besides, Sheen is not almost A-list. He is A-list.

Lila said...

Not Denise. This blind says the actor never experimented with hard drugs before her, but Chatlie was WAY into drugs WAY before Denise. Besides, Sheen is not almost A-list. He is A-list.

bangbang said...

Hudson has also dated the lead singer of the Black Crowes, Lance Armstrong, Dax Sheppard and A-Rod, and is rumoured to have dated Matt LeBlanc and Heath Leger. At least according to the highly scientific whodatedwho.com

Hudson is with the lead singer of Muse now I think. Not sure if any of those people other than Lance are into drugs though...

littlejenny said...

LOVE Hudson as a guess just because ;)
but wouldn't she have A-list name rec???

EGB said...

Love the Winona Ryder guess, but thinking she was more A list at her peak? I think Mena Suvari is the best guess so far.

it took forever said...

Not denise, richie sambora was waaaay into the drug scene before they met , Think kate hudson is some B or B-

Anonymous said...

I am liking not Rose, not Tara, neither of them are still gorgeous. Sorry girls. em ladies. I like Hayden Panettiere because of all the nasty shit that came out about her past, and her sexual proclivities. She seems to be that kind of sweet innocent, just needing protection type, but she's also got to be so incredibly screwed up yet shows now signs of it. That's creepy to me.

califblondy said...

That's a tough one

Lila said...

This sounds like our go-to gal, Heather Graham. She is still young and pretty. Kate Hudson has name recognition, but HG, not so much. Sienna Miller is another good guess.

PotPourri said...

Kate Hudson is AList all the way, but she did screw up Wilson. Hudson is still a star though,

PotPourri said...

Oh and I'm with the F/Byrnes M/Tara K/ Lohan

greenmountaingal said...

I though of Leelee Sobieski for this. Isn't she rumored to be a madam? I can't think of any celeb exes except for maybe Tom Cruise...

gossipmonger1 said...

No solid guesses, maybe bosworth...mostly bc why is se still around? For what it's worth, don't know much about her as far as drugs or men, but Heather Graham is, from my limited but first hand perspective, sweet, ditzy, but a very sweet person and likes working, no matter the project size.

Mango said...

I like the Sienna Miller guess. And there are reports that she's physically dirty, too, like filthy hands, feet, nails, and hair. That would tie in with severe drug use.

JATS said...

Minka Kelly. Exhibit everything.

Unknown said...

I'm on board with Minka... It's the only one that came to mind for me

du bat la said...

I was thinking Hayden P when reading

Agent**It said...

Ccan't be Minka, Jeter is A+ celebrity with no known drug or money issues.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Kill Shia

Marry Mel (because he's the richest and you'd never have to sleep or interact with him)

Fuck Spicoli, but no kissing

Shit You Can't Buy said...
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Shit You Can't Buy said...

@gossipmonger: K.Bosworth dated Orlando Bloom, an unknown model and Alexander Skarsgard. She is currently dating a pretty unknown director, but he is with her all the time and they declare their love for each other on Twitter every day (barf).
I also wonder why she is still getting gigs (and men, seeing how horrible she looks)..

The married guy just doesn't fit though, but there were rumors she tried to take Chris Martin from Goopy, which banned her from Stella McCartney's inner circle. But that marriage isn't on the rocks.

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