Friday, March 22, 2013

Too Short Tries To Evade Arrest

When Too Short got pulled over in a DUI stop and at one point tried to make a break for it, it was all caught on film. His lawyer says the police were treating him unfairly which is why he ran. Police say that he was trying to run because of the DUI and because he was in possession of drugs.

23 comments:

Diane said...

Yup, real winner here! Loser.

lazyday603 said...

I wish the clip wasn't so short.

discoflux said...

Did I wake up in 1992?

FSP said...

Why not run? Life is....

Christopher Cruz said...

I know!!!

discoflux said...

FSP, I give you an emphatic "Oy vey."

Tippie Toes said...

Damn he looks sooo stupid for that trick pony move! And you can tell he was still under the influence and not thinking properly

auntliddy said...

Gee, what could the real story be? Lil

FSP said...

Couldn't help it disco. I loved that album.

Sherry said...

Come on...You NEVER run from the Popo. They get your ass every single time! Eegit!

Dick Largesse said...

What does it do for your street cred when you can't even outrun cops for 30 feet.

parissucksliterally said...

Running is always a good idea.

*rolls eyes*

Alicia said...

Enty .. You made a typo .. It's Too $hort!

He's a know crack head in the Bay area. This is nothing new ..

nevermindthat said...

I saw this on TMZ and laughed my ass off.

discoflux said...

He's just lucky he didn't run into more corrupt Po-Po.

Po-Po in the Park

Po-Po vs The Cubans

Merlin D. Bear said...

Is this an upcoming episode of "Cops"??

Mary Ann said...

My brother is a cop. Here's an excellent piece of advice, free of charge, from a cop's sister: Never run. They'll catch you. And they'll be pissed off because you made 'em run. Just don't. It's not worth it.

nevermindthat said...

Here's the scoop. He was only a tad bit over the legal limit. When he was removed from the cop car they found coke on the floor. Too $hort said that it didn't belong to him and the the drugs were there from a previous arrest the cops had made. Cops said no way because they check the backseats of their squad cars every time a perp is removed.

Advice to Too $hort: nexttime throw the drugs away while you're running.

Geebz said...

lol

Sherry said...

Nevermind, never ever throw. Like someone said earlier they will catch you every single time and now they're pissed off.

nudibelle said...

why is his lil ass trying to outrun police gtfoh Lmfao

PuggleWug said...

I miss old school Cops. A hillbilly would evade arrest by running out of his car with shoes or a shirt on. They'd usually be found behind a bush or tree, because only geniuses were pulled over.

PuggleWug said...

Without*