Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Blind Item #5

This A list celebrity has claimed that she was a virgin when she got married tom, what was at the time a B list celebrity. Well, now, a former roommate is coming forward and selling a story about how he was her first and how she was not the only person in the house he had sex with, but the only female.

67 comments:

Claritysk said...

... Im sorry what? lol, that was a hard read.

So a woman married a guy saying she was a virgin, but her old roomate is saying she is not, and also that they are a woman?

Saritex said...

Chestica

Jeneral said...

Sounds like Jess. I think what Enty is saying is the guy who is claiming to be her first also has sex with dudes. Not sure how that is relevant.

T. E. Cuz said...

the only virgin-until-married person i can easily remember is jessica simpson.

A RESIDENT said...

Jessica Simpson

beth said...

Are there any A list celebrities who were ever in the Real World house or the Big Brother house or anything similar? That's what this reads like... A-list celebrity used to live in a house and had sex with a dude in it who usually swung the other way with his housemates.

auntliddy said...

Im giving this a whattahey? And a "whateva"

Chaparra-rulz said...

Maybe he had sex with Joe Simpson too?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I was thinking Jessica too, but what's the last part implying? He also had sex with her dad or something?

Matt & Jess said...

He had vaginal sex with her? I always heard that pre marriage, Jessica S would do anal but not vaginal

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Amber said...

I think it's Jessica Simpson, and it probably leads back to that "Jessica Simpson MTV Calabasas House" thread on GLP.

ethorne said...

Jessica Simpson & that twink Lane Garrison

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Slash does that make it the guy from Prison Break?

Brianna Winter said...

Really? I'm thinking Miranda Kerr.

Supermodels are surrounded by gays constantly. She probably banged her hair dresser.

ethorne said...

So is he saying he didn't have Asslee too, or just that she's a man?

Dasha said...

When did Jessica Simpson ever have a roommate? I don't think this is her. Adriana Lima maybe. She tried to sell the "sex is for marriage" but she went out with Lenny Kravitz for years, so... As a model she would've had roommates at some point.

Cory said...

Can't be Jessica. She isn't married yet and can't say she's a virgin now!

cleo said...

When did Jessica have roommates? This doesn't sound like her at all. Except the virginity part.

Nellie said...

Omg. That Lane Garrison guy that got in the car wreck and killed some people and Jessica AND the guy being Pimpa Joe.

Nellie said...

Lane Garrison stayed with her family in Texas Mack in the day pre fame.

Matt & Jess said...

are Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima, A list? I know lots of people that have no idea who either one of them are

Chaparra-rulz said...

from Lane Garrison wikipedia:
Due to the troubled relationship with his mother, Garrison moved out at seventeen and turned to the family minister, Joe Simpson, who is also the manager and father of pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Garrison lived with the Simpson family for a year.

Presto said...

Anyone else notice "tom" Ted C style slip in this entry? ;p

Karen said...

Chaparra-rulz, got it! And the other (non-female) person who he slept with was Joe.

I don't know if I trust Lane Garrison, though.

Sarah said...

EWW. That sounds right

Tru Leigh said...

Who's Tom?

cleo said...

I didn't know about Lane Garrison.

That means he also had sex with Poppa Simpson, and he was a minor!

What does the 'tom' slip mean?

Izzie said...

Probably just Enty's drunk bacon typing fingers. :b

I wish people would stop advertising their virginity (or lack thereof). Doing so continues to make it a commodity instead of a personal choice.

Becca Parker said...

@Cleo:
All the "tom" is a typo.
It should just be "to"
Enty can't proofread, there's been a bunch the last few days.

Sherry said...

Every time I read Lane Garrison I always think of Mr. Garrison from Southpark.

I think it's Audriana Lima...She's soo....so!

And anal sex is still sex..as are bj's! Jeez kids (and presidents) get a clue.

Amber said...

*A-list celebrity who claimed to be a virgin got married TO, what was at the time, a B-list celebrity.

*Former roommate claims to have had sex with her when she was allegedly still a virgin, and also another man in the house.

Jessica and Joe Simpson & Lane Garrison completely fit for this, Nick Lachey being the B-list celeb at the time.

I've also read rumors about Joe and Ryan Cabrera and Pete Wentz. He may not have succeeded, but he probably tried.

Regina George said...

Except at the time that they got married Jessica was was the B list star and Nick was the A list star

Taracu said...
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Taracu said...

A list fake virgin- Jessica Simpson
Former B celeb- nick Lachey
Former roommate- lane Garrison
Also fucked- pimpa joe

Taracu said...

Jessica's star was always bigger than Nicks. She mocked him all the time for that.

Diana G said...

Yup!! This fits!

Izzie said...

@Taracu, the idea of Jessica mocking anyone gives me the giggles. I wonder if she's secretly very bright and then I watch this and giggle again. (Thanks to Enty for the original posting during JT love fest.)

Count Jerkula said...

Where is it that they raise "only anal before marriage" women? I always hear rumors of such things but I think it would be easier to find the Jersey Devil.

nevermindthat said...

Regina at that time Jessia was considered A List and Nick was B. They used to always compare his group to Backstreet Boys and NSync and they were the least favorite of the three bands. They had less success than the popular two. Jess and Nick's reality show only happen because it was Jess they wanted.

But this would explain why Jess made the comment that on their wedding night losing her virginity didn not hurt. She claimed he had a small package.

I also love the Adrianna Lima guess.

mikey said...

Count Jerkula, I totally agree! Does this really happen or is it only an urban myth?

skimpymist said...

This is definitely about a model. I wish entry would spell check before he posts. I always knew adriana Lima wasn't a virgen. How can any girl date Lenny kravitz and those ABS for 2 years and not sleep with him.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

When I first read about Lima being a virgin I thought it was a joke.. What is it with some girls lying about it to seem more interesting? Barf.
Don't believe Lenny Kravitz is gonna stay around for 2 years without sex.

sandybrook said...

Did Brittney Spears ever claim to be a virgin until she was married? I would love this to be her and Justin then B list now A+ list and someone else.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@sandybrook: Yes, and it was revealed (by her own mom I believe and by Justin) that is wasn't true. She did it with a bf at age 14, who then tried to sell the story at the height of her fame.

Taracu said...

@Izzie, I remember that ppl were calling Nick Mr. Simpson and then someone called him mr Lackie. Lol & Jess was lolling and Nick was Pissed!

Erin B said...

@Count Jerkula - I think it's a Bible Belt thing.

Taracu said...

Mikey and Count Jerkula- it's big in the Bible Belt. The teens think its a loophole- save your cootch for marriage but get your butt ravaged? Savage was saying how backward it was.

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne Got it! And bonus points for referring to Lane Garrison as "that twink"!! LOL

fritters said...

Her management is to blame, not the 15 year old pop star. Rolling Stone did a great article on Brtney about 5 years ago when she was really at rock bottom. Basically, the poor girl was used and abused from the get go by hangers-on eager to exploit her for profit

fritters said...

Also, this is def Jessica haha

lostathome said...

I was thinking the guy is Ryan Cabrera

Aoife said...

I found out about the anal only before marriage thing when I first started working from women who thought it was a normal thing to do.

It's not urban legend, at least not in NYC way back in the day.

Jessica said...

Ryan Cabrerra also lived with the Simpsons. I am thinking PaPa Joe moved a LOT of young men in their house to live over the years.

Count Jerkula said...

Ugh. If you gotta believe in boogie men to get that action, no wonder it is foreign to me. Plus, I'm a Catholic and have a vowel at the end of my name, so them people would prolly think I'm the devil anyway.

Do women who practice that then go full stop once married?

I'd guess after getting the tush tapped for years by dimwits that don't know what they are doing, getting the cherry popped would prolly be a breeze.

Jenn said...

I don't think I could've dated Lenny for five minutes without jumping those fine bones. Mmmm.
WTF do those silly bitches think they're talking about? Anal is sex. Jessica thought tuna was chicken because it had Chicken of the Sea on the can, so, she probably forgot she did the deed.

__-__=__ said...

Jeneral - I think it's relevant in that this woman would not know better. This is why Jessica's lying dirt bag father should rot in hell for his lies. Asslee is even worse off. Their "normal" is way off the charts. And their poor mother. It's just beyond sad. And the lying dirt bag moves on.

Ari said...

This is who I thought of as well

Brazilian Bombshell said...

Adriana Lima used to claim that!

Agent**It said...

It's a BAU practice in the hood as well as the BB.

Count Jerkula said...

BAU? Business As Usual? The hood, I am as unfamiliar with the hood as I am the bible. I may have to swear off chicks with brains and try to get in on this action.

yodelay said...

Jessica was definitely lower list than Nick when they married. That's how she got burned in the divorce - her dad insisted on no prenup since Nick had more $$ at the time. Everyone loved the dumb blonde act on Newlyweds and she got endorsements and movies from there. By the time they divorced, she was the bigger star and Nick got half her money. BAZINGA!

Discobitch said...

She was married to that nick boyband guy

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Jenn: 'Jessica thought tuna was chicken because it had Chicken of the Sea on the can, so, she probably forgot she did the deed.'

HAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

sash said...

I'm pretty sure it's the routine in Greece too.

crila16 said...


There's only 3 people who claimed to be virgins.
1. Jessica
2. Hilary
3. Brooke

...so, it's one of those 3.

Anna Nonymous said...

Jessica Simpson.... and the guy had sex with her Dad too.