I feel like today should be celebrity offspring day
. I'm not sure how they all ended up in one day. Anyway, this offspring of C list celebrities with a much more famous last name than their list status would indicate has been married to at the time an A list mostly television actress. He ran out of money after their divorce and had been supporting himself primarily as a gay escort. After a decade or so of doing it though, he is hoping that the daughter of a multi-millionaire will be a ticket out of it and that she does not find out about his past or some of the STD's he carries.