Monday, April 29, 2013

Farrah Abraham Gets Almost $1M For Sex Tape

Well, 70 minutes of sex apparently pays better than almost four years of appearing on Teen Mom. Vivid and former Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham reached a deal that will see Farrah get almost $1M for her sex tape. Farrah had wanted $2M but had to settle for significantly less. Still though, $1M is way more than I thought she would get. I guess there has been enough publicity that the company thinks it will make its money back. Meanwhile, Farrah told Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans to stop staling her and to focus on being a better parent like Farrah is.

38 comments:

MISCH said...

Hope she saves it...

Lux Luthor said...

"Stop staling her"? It's too early for my brain to handle typos, I have no idea wtf that is supposed to mean.

Lux Luthor said...

And that smug-ass look on her face makes me want to kick her.

Katie said...

Stalking

SusanB said...

How much of that does she get to keep? Does part of the $1 million go to James Deen? And watch in a few years she's in trouble with the IRS for not paying taxes on this money.

veee said...

i just hope she pays the tax on that $1M; she should thank james deen for that price tag.

Lux Luthor said...

Thanks, Katie. Derp, I need coffee.

Maja With a J said...

Putting the ass back in class.

Tyler said...

That she now perceives herself as a Teen Mom role model is nausea inducing.

auntliddy said...

Idiot from idiot parents.

mell61 said...

and after porn, you really don't have any career options to fall back on when you've spent all this money on more fake boobs, another nose...

Unknown said...

@mell: I don't know, looks like she could be a hand/vagina model judging by whatever it is she's doing in that photo (WTF IS SHE DOING IN THAT PHOTO? "Oh, this old thing? Ya, that's just my vag, just chillin.")

Ms Cool said...

And to think there are some very capable, loving people who can't have children of their own.

Unknown said...

@mell61 - yup... she will be irrelevant in about 2 weeks.

CrazyCatLady said...

Stalking doesn't really make sense in the context. Pretty sure its "stalling"

Karrots said...

Did you hear the title of it? Its something ridiculous like "Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom"

CrazyCatLady said...

Do porn stars get royalties? I wonder how much Deen got for his role?

Murphy said...

As big of a loser Jenelle is, I doubt she's doing anything to purposely stall Farrah. She's quite capable of doing idiot illegal things for no reason at all.

Unknown said...

That's the true tragedy. And idiots like this can shit them out faster than a log ride at Disney world.

__-__=__ said...

Good one Maja!!

Sherry R. said...

Her parents must be so proud.

Turkish Taffy said...

Shouldn't a porn star be, um, sexy, to get paid that kind of scratch? I don't see anything hot at all. Frankly, Octomom is hotter, for the ick and crazy factors.

AndrewBW said...

I hope they, uh, lose their shirts on it.

Unknown said...

I have a theory.... although I may be wrong, and I hope that I am...

It is almost impossible to be a good parent and a teenager at the same time. When you are not emotionally mature, how can you possible nurture a child into adulthood, without letting the grandparents do all the heavy lifting?

Farah and the majority of the other teen moms and dads have proven this to be the case. These people are completely useless/worthless dead-end individuals with no future ahead of them (not to say all teen parents are). Their children also have little to no guidence and will probaly end up like their teen parents. Dead-end.

All I can say, is thank goodness I don't have children who will have to be exposed with this vapid nonsense.

Kim Kardashian made a million on her sex tape... so did Paris Hilton. is Farah planning on walking in their footsteps? Pure Trash.

annabella said...

ugh. that is all.

Glitter said...

I'm not one to begrudge people money, but there is something not right about this. Did she even graduate high school?

NomNom83 said...

I'm not saying she's bright, talented or even a good mom. But I will go out on a limb and say "accidentally-on-purpose adult film star" trumps "abusive and emotionally stunted heroin addict" in a parenting contest.

Either way, the kids are screwed, though.

MadLyb said...

Wow, I think that's more than Lilo made for "The Canyons". Didn't she get paid scale? I guess it pays to do porn if you already have a name out there, though it's not really fair to the people who've been in the biz for years, and are barely making a living. :(

D Brown said...

I suspect that little of the "almost $1MM" is cash upfront. Most likely some down and the balance contingent on how many copies are sold. From what I've read adult performers are paid $1-2K per scene (a bit extra if you're willing to do ickier things) with no royalties.

jadedlove said...

Apparently I'm doing it all wrong. No wonder I'm broke. I should have had a kid at 16 or made a sex tape.

Sydney21221 said...

@Jadedlove:
You're not alone, join the club. It's kind of depressing isn't it?

La Descarada said...

That last sentence... +1

Redd said...

Ugh, this twat, she spent money on plastic surgery and still looks like shit. Or a 50 something houswife with bad hair. She's dumber than a box of rocks. Just hope this is the last we see/hear of this trick.

MAC said...

Well I hope she enjoyed it, because from what I have seen of her dating skills on Teen Mom, it will probably be awhile before she gets laid again.

Plus, this has to have drove her mother to the looney bin.

Anonymous said...

I did get the sense that these teen moms are trying to out do each other. (her and janelle)
But anyway that pic is pure gold. Shes like VAGINA made me "famous"

Anonymous said...

She has no shame.

Anonymous said...

It's a porno, not a sex tape

Me said...

does she have her child living with her again?

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