Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Farrah Abraham Wants $2M For Her Sex Tape

If Farrah Abraham wanted to be the most talked about Teen Mom, she got her wish. I'm not sure she quite expected everything to go this way though. She thought she would play the I have no idea why someone would try and sell a sex tape of me to admitting that she made it with the intention of selling it and that the whole victim thing was staged. So, now she is trying to tell the world she made it but that no one is going to see it unless she is paid $2M and that the only reason she did it is so she could have proof of what her body looked like at this age. Uh huh. Like the modeling photos she took the other day would not do that? The bad news she is learning is that she is only being offered $100K for the tape so far. But, hey she got an extra minute or two of fame and all she had to do was make a porn with a porn star who probably also had sex with Lindsay Lohan.

58 comments:

mmshukla008 said...

All i see are man hands.....

PuggleWug said...

Klassy with a K!

That bathing suit is fug.

VIPblonde said...

I think the $2 million price tag proves that she's on drugs as well

MBK said...

Who's the guy in the other pic?

LottaColada said...

I don't think James Deen tapped Lohag.

This bitch managed to out-crazy Jenelle and Amber combined! As the great @Karen said the other day, what a ho fo sho.

dia papaya said...

And..... I have no idea who she is! So 2M seems like a lot. How about 7.95 on the bargain rack?

Meanie Reese said...

Oh, honey! Delusion is thy middle name!

@Dia, you're way too kind @ $7.95. They have 3-for-10 bucks, right?

GemTwist said...

That...thing she's wearing is giving me some anxiety. It's awful, just awful.

All about Eve said...

Hagahaha!!! 2 million! Did she say that in a Doctor Evil voice? She's delusional

ethorne said...

I would pay not to watch. She looks like a slutty mermaid in that pic

FSP said...

She had sex with a dead dude? Ewww!

PuggleWug said...

Dia, she's famous for having a kid at 16.

Unknown said...

I don't know. I think AMBURRRRRRRRRRR still has her beat in the "most talked about" department

Topper Madison said...

Am I the only one shocked that someone is offering her $100K?? That's not a bad ROI.

Empress of Socks said...

@ethorne: I thought she looked like an unwrapped mummy, so skeletal with those super awkward bolt-ons and a face that needs a bit more fat to be "right". Yikes

Nutty_Flavor said...

Maybe if this whole sex tape thing fails, making a sex tape will stop seeming like a career move for aspiring starlets. Although if she's going for a career in prostitution, it might be a good form of advertisement.

me said...

Butterface!

Barton Fink said...

The James Deen piece in the New York times was sad, terribly sad. Sex workers generally go down a dark path, from being probed and groped for cash, and then the painful effects of dissociating and the massive waves of opiates and amphetamines and cocaine that they saturate themselves with to kill the memories of things they've done for money. Deen is a wasted, devasted person. But having sex with an MTV bastard factory? Oh my lord. Spare the poor man, spare him.

dia papaya said...

Thanks Puggle!

Sometimes I think, why did I even bother going to college? Idiocracy is quickly becoming a possibility in my lifetime.

:(

Ari said...

I'm just mad she got to get tapped by James Peen *lesigh*, and yeah right he never tapped Lindsay, she was disgusted by him, of all people...I'd eat dirt off of him before I was paid to even touch Lindsay

EmEyeKay said...

Was Deen paid for this? Do we know that?

LottaColada said...

@EmEyeKay, I'm assuming he did. Why do it for free when you can get paid by vivid?

Jamie2 said...

Help me out here, folks. Why would anyone pay $100k for the rights to a porno when nobody pays for porn on the internet? I don't understand the economics.

annabella said...

she's delusional. that is all. except I do feel badly for her kid.

Megan said...

@Barton Fink
What NYT piece was this, please?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I think its hilarious she didnt think through him revealing her plan. I like that he has no problem talking about co stars.

YoMismo said...

TWO MILLION! That's the ammount someone known in the whole world and unexpected (but hoped) to have a sextape would get. I mean, if she were Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence or even Hillary Clinton (this one not as much hoped) would get.

This girl is totally unknown out from some circles in the US. A hundred grant is perhaps too much.

SusanB said...

If you're talking about that NYT piece on the making of that Lohan/Deen movie, I thought he came across as kind of sensible. Didn't come across as a fame whore to me, just a guy doing a job (no matter how yucky). I remember thinking a lot of mainstream celebrities could take a page from his book.

warecat said...

Her facial expressions on Teen Mom were ridiculous to watch. I'd hate to see what she'd look like doing anal. And for the love of god, please don't release a Jenelle sex tape next. Mouth vomit!!!

J Sara said...

Omg - MTV bastard factory - Comment of the day!!!!

J Sara said...

I'm delighted that she asked for 2m and was offered 100k. Such a slap to her annoying face. Her tit job is shitty, she's an obnoxious entitled whore and if she wants to follow in kartrashian footsteps, bitch needs to get peed on next. Glorious news!!!

Alicia said...

EmEyKay - he was quoted in TMZ as stating they took their STD etc tests on a Friday and filmed on a Saturday. He said it was strictly professional so I'm assuming he got paid?

And I'm with Lotta - I doubt Deen did Lohag - they seemed to have nothin but contempt for one another.. Then again .. I wouldn't put a hate fu** past either one of them!

Count Jerkula said...

2mill is pure comedy. $100k is for the publicity generated, not a reflection of potential sales. 30minutes after release, there will be links all over the web to download it for free through a file locker site. And really, no one knows who she is.

Also, after Miss Teen Delaware's attempt at sex on video, I'm not looking forward to another entitled bim on my computer screen.

EmEyeKay said...

I would think he was paid, too, but WHO paid him if she's asking for a bunch of money before it is released?

I still think there's more to the story, I think it's not completely up to her when/how it gets released. She may ask for a bunch of money (completely laughable) but if Vivid filmed it and paid Deen, and she signed a consent to be filmed, can't they sell it however they see fit?

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Mooshki said...

EmEyeKay, somehow she must have paid him herself. She's trying to shop it to Vivid - they didn't fund it.

bobbi_1025 said...

Every time I see her I think of this frog at the zoo. Totally ruins my zoo trips with the kids.

Rain said...

Mommy and Michael must be so proud!

She has them convinced that she had sex once and got pregnant. Them and them only. I am not sure why they let that brat run over them.

EmEyeKay said...

@Mooshki, thank you. I thought Vivid paid for the filming.

Count Jerkula said...

It was filmed AT Vivid's studios. They got spotted and the plan outted, but are pushing forward with their shit PR plan, because they got nothing else and the general public is stupid enough to believe it anyway. How many people still think OJ is innocent? How many people still think Polanski didn't drug and rape that girl?

katydid said...

Take your 100 grand and go home little girl. MTV bastard factory!
Barton wins the Internet today!

auntliddy said...

This chicks got huge issues.

Anna Nonymous said...

oh Lord..... Barton said it best. What sort of state can one's soul and heart be in after letting people film you having sex, give you money to touch you, ewwww. That's selling your soul. How in the world do any porn stars make love in their private lives? Are they always "on" ? can they even open up emotionally? Can they look someone in the eyes and tell them they love them? Such a sad industry, so many casualties. Jenna Jameson is a complete mess.

Evil Kumquat said...

@Jerkula: Regarding Polanski, it's much worse than that.

Everyone KNOWS he did it. He admitted as much.

It's just no one cares. He was just another Hollywood pedophile/ephebophile who happened to get caught.

annabella said...

I'm guessing that she also doesn't own the copyright.

Becca Parker said...

This is the NYT Sunday Magazine article on the Deen-Lohan movie.
It's long but funny!
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html?pagewanted=all

hunter said...

I didn't think the article made James Deen look bad at all, he seems very sensible.

For this reason (his sensibility) I don't think he had slept with Lohan either. He's not a poon hound, he's paid to have sex with literally HUNDREDS of women, I imagine Lindsay didn't look like any sort of upgrade.

And yeah - sounds like he hated her.

jax said...

Not sure which NYT article you read but I thought James Deen came off very likable and honest about it all.

James Deen does not fuck for free and Lilo couldn't afford him.

Izzie said...

Sigh. MTV used to be my favorite channel. Now it's just Trash TV.

Jacq said...

Poor Farrah, she's confusing herself with someone that anyone gives a shit about.

jaariel said...

She wants HOW MUCH?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! We'll all be seeing that shit for free by next year, honey!

And to Deen's credit, I think he turned Lohag down for sex. LOL.

Count Jerkula said...

Lindsay prolly couldn't pass the tests to bang Deen. If you got your clean papers, why would ya risk a lucrative career to pork a skank anyone with a gram of blow can have.

Lindsay stank on him might get him on some whores' "NO List."

V said...

Definitely agree with this. He's seems pretty savvy of the industry, no way he is going to knowingly contaminate himself in that cesspool that has become LaLohan

Upside Downunder said...

I probably am one of the few here who has met James Deen in person. He flies in and out of Oakland when he shoots at Kink studios in SF. I saw him, said "hi" as I couldnt resist, and he was nice. We ended up on the same Southwest flight to Burbank. He wore crap shoes though, I guess if you are male talent style is not needed anymore.

He is jewish and his parents are scientists. I expect we will be hearing about him for years to come.

Barton Fink said...

I read the article entitled "This is what you get when you hire Lohan." It was a sad, sad article. There is a paragraph about Deen in it, plus scattered mentions of him checking garbage bags to be sure they were properly inserted and playing with his phone while waiting to escape. Admirable behavior? I think we come from different expectations on this.

Lee Tanner said...

Is it wrong that I think she should team up with Octomom for the ultimate MILF porn tape? They could realease it on Mother's Day. I mean, if you're going to wallow in the gutter, at least go all-out!

nunu said...

Bitch please

marie said...

2 points.

1) she was planning on doing the 'oh, so surprised there is a tape out there' thing? He's a PORN STAR. There are only 2 male porn stars I know the name of and he is one of them (the other is Ron Jeremy) so we would have known it was planned! Not to mention the fact that if if was filmed at a studio the production value would give it away. You don't go to a porn studio and film something on your fuckung cellphone.

2) GET THE DEAL FIRST! Jesus, is she that stupid? Shop your shit around and find someone who is willing to pay you the money you want BEFORE you film porn. Now she's shipping around something that's already made - if it were me I'd offer her less because she's more motivated to sell it (ie. recouping costs etc) rather than needing money to be convinced to do it - you'd want to make that deal sweeter to ensure the person didn't back out. Now it's like she will HAVE to accept a low ball offer or she paid to have sex on film for no reason.

This girl is an idiot. I feel sorry for her child.