Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Lauryn Hill Didn't Pay Her Taxes Because She Felt Threatened By The Military Industrial Complex

If you ever want to know who stays up late at night listening to Coast To Coast and then takes it about ten steps further, then listen for the key words from them of military industrial complex. Yes, it exists, and I am sure there are elements that come after people or businesses. They, or the people behind them are not coming after Lauryn Hill. Why would they? They were huge Roberta Flack fans and still can't get over The Fugees doing a cover of Killing Me Softly? Please. You know what this has to do with? Lauryn smoking waaaaaay too much pot and being very gullible. Lauryn is asking for probation in her tax case and she is set to face a judge next week who will decide if she gets three years in jail or gets to pay what she owes while being on the outside. Apparently Lauryn is no longer concerned with the complex and is happy going out and earning money as fast as she can.

35 comments:

All about Eve said...

I honestly think she has mental issues which I hope she can get help for. She's so talented.

Meanie Reese said...

Roomie's Mom listens to that crap and calls, trying to discuss it with me. Batshit, I tell you, batshit crazy talk!

PuggleWug said...

Ugh, just pay your fucking taxes.

Surrender Dorothy said...

I am afraid you might be right. She has always struck me as a little unstable.

Agent**It said...

Go directly to jail, asshat. Wesley Snipes jail cell is now available.

auntliddy said...

How can someond so beautiful snd tslented be so off? I too think she has mental issues. Most people who do drugs are self medicating something. Anyway, i doubt she goes to jail, she has like 5 little kids. Just cop to it and start paying it off.

All about Eve said...

@Reese, I was told I should prepare to be placed in a concentration camp by Obama, are you telling me this is wrong?? Darn, I had all my stuff packed already.

Meanie Reese said...

@Eve. o.0 I've heard that, too...at like 4am. I can't even with that kind of crap. :/

YoMismo said...

What? This person is either a shameless liar o crazier than Ashley Judd. In both cases, she has to be locked down, in jail or in a mental facility.

All about Eve said...

@Reese, lets hope all CDANers are put in the same camp ;P

Meanie Reese said...

@Eve...drinking Dia Papaya Lotta Colada's, too! They come with those little umbrellas, right? :D

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

She's got 6 kids. I don't think we ever heard abt the last baby daddy. She's had issues for a long time, but IMO doesn't excuse this. I think she'll go to jail.

LottaColada said...

@Reesie, why yes. Yes they do ;)

Agent**It said...

Eva and Reese, I'll bring Robin's brownies. Versions 1 and 2.

Meanie Reese said...

Agent, I'm counting on that...more the brownies than the cocktails, though!! ;)

T. E. Cuz said...

taxes suck and the mic is real, but she's off her rocker.

hasnt she been crazy for a long time? why do people let mentally ill individuals go without treatment/therapy?

Empress of Socks said...

@t.e. Cruz: because she's not cray! Those "therapists" are just pawns trying to stifle the voice of the dissenters! They drug you so you can't speak the truth!

Or because no one cares enough about her to go through the hassle of having her committed.

All about Eve said...

@Agent, then I'm ready to go! Lets do this!

timebob said...

she had no mental problems living a high end life style she can suck it up in a cell for a couple of years.

Death and taxes there is no escaping it.

MISCH said...

BULLSHIT

888 said...

None of you will be put in the camps, you're all good little sheeple that spout the right platitudes and hold the correct, elite approved opinions. Those camps are for those who are an actual threat to the government and NWO, the only thing y'all threaten is the snack cake aisle at the grocery store. I don't know why anyone would bother to try and convince you people of any of the blatantly obvious shit that goes on, but they must be crazy to waste their time. Keep rolling your eyes and mocking those crazy people, I don't know anyone who gives a flying fuck about what a bunch of "normal" people think. Even if we're wrong it's not hurting anyone or anything to be prepared and it's better to spend money on prepping because natural disasters DO happen, than it is to waste it on the shit the elites want you to buy like $500 shoes and a fancy car to keep up with the Joneses. But hey, y'all do you and I really hope you enjoy that smug feeling of superiority you get by mocking the "conspiracy theorists".

PS I loved being mentioned on the OT forum, thanks for thinking of me but no, I am not a sockpuppet of anyone else here. Why bother to put so much effort into trolling you retards? Lol.

888 said...

Also Coast to Coast is fucking AWESOME. Even if it is all BS it's miles more interesting than the rest of the shit on the radio or even TV.

Sherry said...

Some people really do believe in the Military Industrial Complex. They don't want their money to go to creating bombs and funding wars. I wonder if my sister worries about it. She used to be military so it would be interesting for her take on it. She's into the whole conspiracy theory etc.

That notwithstanding, you don't pay they will lock yo ass up.

Nutty_Flavor said...

You know, it would be a very interesting world if people could just pay taxes for whatever they felt like funding. Some people would be happy to pay for the military-industrial complex, some people not. Some people would be happy to pay to fund Head Start, food stamps and disability payments, some people not. Probably no one would want to pay for agricultural subsidies for Big Food, but they're a very large part of the Federal budget.

I personally would be happy to send a check to fund NASA and other Federal scientific research. And highway and infrastructure. And the CIA. It's a nasty world out there, and bad men fight other bad men so the rest of us can sleep peacefully.

seaward said...

OMG I looooooove Coast to Coast!!! I used to get off work at midnight & would listen to it every night on my drive home. Haven't listened in a few years, though.

Hasn't Lauryn Hill been evading taxes for a long, long, really long time now? I feel like I read the same story every year around tax day.

__-__=__ said...

I hope she has the money by the time she gets to court or she will go right to jail a la Wesley Snipes and Al Capone. Taxes are serious business. They will lock you up!

Boxes Little Boxes said...

"I don't know anyone who gives a flying fuck about what a bunch of "normal" people think."

Ding ding!

Everyone you know thinks like you and everyone else is a sheeple, moron, retard, troll. You're a sheeple for your own side. Have a box.

Seahorse said...

@meaniereese +1 on the brownies if they put us in camps do we still have to work or can we do archery boating and crafts?

Aoife said...

Uh-huh.

This is the first time I've heard of Coast to Coast.

Anyway "Paranoia strikes deep. Into your life it will creep. Starts when you're always afraid. Step out of line the man comes and takes you away..."
Buffalo Springfield

tflamb said...

Since non rich people would get jail time...so should she. But the IRS just wants her money and she has that rare position of being able to make money at will. Throw a few concerts, actually show up and try to perform, and bills are paid. Course we know she can't do that is a choice as so she has to live with the consequences of those choices.

feraltart said...

@MeanieReese & @Eve, I do a great lemon tart. Am I permitted entry to the great CDan camp?

Meanie Reese said...

@Seahorse and FeralTart...yes, to both of you1 :D

Jenn said...

Does this mean she'll be in the next Sister Act with Whoopi, this time as Sister Mary Insanitia? Because I'd see that damn movie.

Barton Fink said...

Tax resistors are fools. Realistically, one of our options in life is to refuse to pay taxes, and hope we aren't punished -- but you can't complain after the fact.

Also, how afraid of the military-industrial complex are you when you publicly refuse to pay taxes and thumb your nose in the air? It sounds like she's just getting high too much and running her mouth, not "being afraid."

MadLyb said...

I never really listened to Coast to Coast. Only when my boss was on, but I did frequent the message boards way back. I remember when John Titor showed up and even asked him some questions because who in the hell isn't fascinated with the concept of Time Travel? The conspiracies were flying even then.

Crazy 8's comes to mind after reading one of the comments. I have an open mind, and would love to believe that there's something magical and mysterious, but the truth is, some people are batshit and I don't think it's wrong even for people who have an open mind to acknowledge that there are those who go off the rails because they buy into the fear and paranoia. I grew up in a cult and understand full well the psychology of people who think they're in the "know" and think they have special knowledge and thoughts that no one else is privy to (they don't).