Saturday, April 27, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Supposed To Go To Rehab This Week

It is just a few days until May 2. That is the day Lindsay is supposed to go to rehab. For 90 days. She could possibly go to court that day and tell the judge she has not made up her mind on a facility and try and buy herself an extra week or two to keep making as much as she can from her sugar daddy, but that would involve a cross country flight and more drama. It has generally been Lindsay free lately because there has been actual real news and much better gossip than the Lindsay variety. Writing about Lindsay is the equivalent to a tabloid putting Jennifer Aniston on a cover and saying she is pregnant. It is what you do when there is nothing else to write about. Like today. If Lindsay stays in there for 90 days and does not try to leave or get in trouble for drinking on the sly, she should walk away mostly clean. I still think if you are taking Adderall you are not really sober, but if that is all she ends up taking after 90 days away, maybe she can make a comeback. 90 days is a long time and perceptions can change. She needs to come out of there humble and willing to do any kind of acting work and share a trailer with other people and be a team player. If she can do that and make small positive steps, she has a chance to move on from sugar daddies and back to acting.

73 comments:

CantHaveMyPurse said...

Her life is one giant reality show. She was stupid not to sign a deal to have ppl follow her and pay for all her shenanigans. She'd be out of debt by now.

Who's taking bets on how long she stays in rehab before getting some lame excuse to get out? I give it 7-14 days before she's out.

Shakira Eakins said...

She also has to get away from the parental parasites or she'll ever be able to stay sober.

HannahBanana said...

Never. Gonna. Happen Ent. She has ruined herself. And by the by WTF is happening w/ her boobs in that dress?! Geesh, she even screws up her positive attributes. I have no hope for her. Except maybe if she GOES THE HELL AWAY for 3 months & no one wrote a word about her....that would be utter bliss :)

Moosefan said...

What she NEEDS to do and what she is GOING to do are totally on different ends of the spectrum. Remember-she has never never been held accountable for her actions. It is always someone else who is blamed or made to be the fall guy/girl. The chance of her ever being clean, sober, humble, grateful is about as small as a pack of unicorns showing up on the White House lawn.

Moosefan said...

CantHaveMyPurse-I see 10-17 days. She will have to go to the "hospital" for a "reaction" to "medication" and will be out due to that.

ljsmed said...

Wow, she looks horrible... I know she usually does, but this is just bad bad bad....

audrey said...

She has a long list of excuses ready for the judge, and should she run out of plausible ones mom and dad will supply even more. Should she actually walk through the door way of a rehab facility the stay won't be 90 days, and there will be a long list of complaints and reasons why she left early...and should she run out of some really valid and solid excuses that the public will believe, mom and dad will speak up about the deplorable conditions and wrongful treatment of their money machine.

J said...

Thank you for admitting you're just as sleazy as the tabloids. Luckily for you, your readers moral compass is impaired by rampant butt-kissing and burning desire to "fit in". Lindsay would no longer be famous if it weren't for hacks like you. But you get hits = advertising dollars so it's just another day at the mill exploiting her downward spiral. You're no better than Michael Lohan as you make a buck off her demise too. Think about that the next time you go in on him.

Linds actually looks good here.

ash said...

I agree, I'm not optimistic. It's so sad, I used to think she was talented and so pretty before she did whatever the f she did to her face and body... But I see her as having no incentive to take the steps you outline enty. Why eat humble pie and take bit parts and be a working actor when she can get slimy rich sugar daddies to bankroll her and keep her in coke and designer shoes. I just wonder what happens when she gets old and really used up (I mean I woulda thought she's there already, don't understand these guys that wanna touch that but apparently something's still working for her so far...)

Massive G said...

She's a fucking junkie whore. Who gives a shit about her?

Massive G said...

She's got herpes. Why do men continue to bang this fat broad?

J Sara said...

I give her less than 48 hours - there's no way she's doing anywhere close to 90. She needs to learn a lesson from the glorious rdj on how to totally turn your life around and overcome bad press and addictions. It's possible, but I don't see this wonk titted mess putting in the work

CrazyCatLady said...

What's up with her boobs? And yeah she won't make it. But why should she worry...the judges keep giving her a pass instead of sending her to prison (not jail) like non-famous people. I don't get why they won't lock her up; bet prison might get her cleaned up and they do have AA.

Christopher Cruz said...

Why do they even bother? Just put her down already.

Barton Fink said...

Rehab, or spa weekend? She's a lifer. Why pretend otherwise.

Jazzy said...

No, I don't think a comeback is on the horizon for her. Her work ethic is non-existent. The comparison to Drew and RDJ should've stopped a while ago.

HannahBanana said...

I do wish one of her sugar daddy's would buy her a bra that fits properly. I think it's her last redeeming quality, she better take care of the girls cuz she's gonna need em if she wants to hustle.

MadLyb said...

Why would she want to clean up and work for a living for less money than she can make between her sugar daddies and appearances? So far, the benefits outweigh the consequences. She won't likely be spending the full 90 days in rehab, and even if she did, what good will it do if she doesn't believe she has a problem?

I guess it's hard to watch for those of us who have seen people in the real world end up in jail, without the choice of going to rehab, for doing far less.

timebob said...

Never going to be humble her narcissism far outweighs any common sense to be grateful for work. She wants to live her life like it is always 2005.

Count Jerkula said...

Which withdrawal will be harder for Lindsay to get through?

a) Adderall
b) Vodka
c) Cocaine
d) Jizz

T. E. Cuz said...

<7 days. im kinda hesitant to predict that she will even walk in, but who knows...

T. E. Cuz said...

count.... you forgot she is also/used to be into girls.... cross off the d ;)

Count Jerkula said...

@T.E. Cruz: I'm going Pavlov's dogs. jizz = $$ to Lohan.

Jamie2 said...

I don't see how she could make a come-back even if she sees the light and stays sober, stops stealing, etc.

She's not exactly a "starlet" any more - almost 27, and looks older. More to the point, I'm not sure she can ACT, which is kind of a pre-requisite. All I've seen her in recently is clips from Liz and Dick, and she was embarrassingly bad in that.

Add to that the bad press she's had like the NYT article on her lack of professionalism making The Canyons, and who'd want to work with her?

I'm not being catty. I hope she does get sober and healthy. I think she must be miserable right now.

T. E. Cuz said...

idk count, i just feel like she would be resourceful and could find money in other ways, in order to put the drugs first. i mean, at this point, isn't she deep enough in the drugs to start dealing (if she isn't already)?

Count Jerkula said...

I'd be surprise if she does any dealing other than upselling a trick on an 8ball. No way she could keep from getting high on her own supply, but I'd figure she has 4-5 #s for each town she is in, to get a hook up within minutes.

DewieTheBear said...

Girls in Hoodies suggested Lindsay for the "50 Shades" movie (as she'd probably be the only actress shameless enough to not care about being associated with it). That's probably spot-on (though I preferred their other suggestion - starring the Rock as both Christian and Anastasia, directed by the Rock - that I would pay to see).

nudibelle said...

i just dont understand of all the whores there are in the world, why these rich guys pick this one?
publicity too?
is it some foreign right of passage joke they must all do ?

iheartgoss said...

I just don't believe she'll even go. And nothing will probably happen to her, too. I wish people would stop giving her chances. Dumb Charlie Sheen. Any person who hires her is just enabling her.

msgirl said...

I also can't figure out why these rich guys pick her, she's DIRTY.

Sadly, it's too late for her, gonna take a miracle.

kelgela2 said...

I'll give her 3 weeks. I'm being generous, I know.

If she can't find a place, wouldn't the judge decide? I say the judge sends her to a really bad facility, where the beds are lumpy and there are bars on the windows.

Unknown said...

Um, Enty, imma say she also needs to stop stealing.

Jacq said...

It has been relatively Lindsay-free lately, because she's having to work her ass-to-ass off before she heads into rehab. 90-days is a longggggg time to not make any money. I wonder if her johns will forget about her.

Anna Nonymous said...

she can't share a trailer! Where would she do coke, swill vodka and give out blowjobs for eight balls? where would she get her stolen goods? Where would she throw things at the wall? I don't hate Linds as much as I used to. The likelihood of her getting humble and realising her place on the star totem pole is slim to none. Lindsay humble is like Busy calm.

Anna Nonymous said...

Busey, Gary Busey

Tina Mallette said...

what is wrong with the California judicial system that this woman was not remanded to rehab right away - who has months to keep partying before serving their sentence, shouldn't time be of the essence in case of an addict? What is she had died in the interim?

Tina Mallette said...

My understanding is she is going to a locked down facility and can't leave and if she does manage to escape, she should go straight to jail, do not pass go or the Chateau Marmont

T. E. Cuz said...

lol @tina

yeah, good point @count.

i think she will try and make one of her sugar daddies make this little rehab thing go away.

Vera L- said...

titscrepancy!

I hope the rehab takes...

audrey said...

@coount...you forgot her number one addiction...the attention she gets from the paparazzi. She can't live without that for any more than a few hours.

Amy said...

She's a Loser. Never gonna come back.

Mooshki said...

My god, Enty, even after all these years in Hollywood, you still have that much naivete left? Shocking!

The dumbass should've picked jail. She would've been out in a few days. I don't know what she was thinking. Probably that she'd find a way to sneak out of it.

J, so why are you giving Enty so many hits by coming back over and over again? Sucking up dumb celebrity gossip may not be the healthiest thing we could be doing, but coming back even though you hate it is far worse.

Empress of Socks said...

*ot alert but there's no "your turn" today, so I went to the post with the most comments.
https://www.change.org/petitions/university-of-arizona-dean-of-students-enforce-your-policies-outlined-in-the-student-code-of-conduct-dean-saxton

The above is a link to a change.org petition going around the campus of my alma mater. The purpose of the petition is to try to get academic sanctions against a student "preacher" on campus who specializes in being the worst possible person.

Most recently, before a "take back the night" sexual assault awareness rally he was carrying a sign reading "you deserve rape" because, as he says, women dress "like whores". The school claims they can't ask him to stop so this petition hopes to change that. I'm hoping it will go viral and maybe you guys can help.

Thanks, return to your regularly scheduled snark.

Agent**It said...

There's never a daily my turn. Wrong blog for that plea.

Robert said...

Trollin' and pimpin'....

Mooshki said...

It's the wrong blog for you to be a jerk, AgentShit, but that never stops you.

Empress of Socks said...

Also agent, there's a your turn every single weekday. You're here every day, certainly you know that.

parissucksliterally said...

Ain't gonna happen, and even if it did did, no one believes she will stay sober. She won't get hired by anyone reputable.

Count Jerkula said...

It is silly to think women who dress like whores are asking to be raped.

They just want to be looked at, which is why sites such as CreepShots.com are so good for them.

feraltart said...

I will point out, again, that the off topic blog has suddenly become invitation only. Even though I have already posted I can no longer access it. Can one of the administrators of cdanot.blogspot.com please let me know how to rectify that situation so that I & Empress of Socks & anyone else who would like to can comment there. If I have been banned for some reason (raised eyebrows if I have, but OK) can someone let me in on that too. Thanks.

hag said...

"Working her ass-ass off"

Best thing I've read all day

msburritowhore said...

Feral, email me.

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Marie said...

Lindsay: you have this one final opportunity to fix your situation and get a MASSIVE amount of publicity.

1) actually work at rehab. Give up all that shit, it's making you look old anyway, and while I'm sure you need the drugs to live with the whoring, did it occur to you that if you lost the drugs you wouldn't need to go whoring?

2) use the time to get some fitness in ya. It will help you feel better about yourself and it'll fast track you to getting back that glow you used to have.

3) hold a press conference when you leave rehab announcing to the world that you are cutting off contact with your parents. They are the worst part of your life, enabling these bad habits to enhance THEIR lives.

Another idea to show the world you're serious is you could stay in rehab longer than 90 days. Release a statement saying you're feeling much better but still have some work to do. This will show people you are serious.

If you do these things I promise I will put you back on my favorites list, people will start to respect you (which they absolutely do not right now) and you w

Marie said...

(fucking phone)

You will find that people will probably help you get back on your feet.

If you leave early or go back to your old lIfestyle when your time is up YOU WILL GO TO JAIL (even if it's not straight away - its where your life is headed).

Seriously. Think about it. For the first time in a long time MAKE A SMART DECISION.

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

Damn gnats. Where's Shelly?

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

Didn't she assault one of the staff on one of the many other occasions she was in rehab and they sent her home/she left? Has anyone started a betting pool yet? I got a brand new shiny nickel that says she doesn't make it past Day 10.

erika said...

sweet gesture enty but theres no way ll can do 'that' ie: sober up (she couldn't sober up left solo on mars) it'll be on again 95+ days from now

jayjay said...

I've tried to avoid commenting on here about Lindsay, but I saw one of the first comments about why she didn't make a reality show... I wish it were as simple as one thing that's keeping that show from happening, but it's actually a little more complicated. Lindsay has had people in her life that tell her she's a star, that she's the greatest actress of all time, so when the reality show idea first came up a few years back, her management and the leeches in her life told her it could ruin any chance of winning an Oscar. I was at a party and was standing around talking to a couple friends, and about 5 feet away was Lindsay and her management discussing the reality show that was just pitched to them earlier in the evening. The comment that stuck out was "Meryl Streep doesn't have a reality show! Paris Hilton isn't getting offers to act in a Spielberg movie!"

I almost hurt myself by stifling my laughter. Today she has fewer people in her life that are delusional enough to think that Lindsay will be Meryl Streep one day... and I actually don't think Lindsay really believes it either. But back when people started talking about her getting a reality show, she and her management truly believed that they could turn her career around and become an Oscar winner someday.

Over the years something else has kept her from getting work, and kept networks from wanting to have cameras follow her around 24/7... she's impossible to work with. Everything you hear on gossip sites/magazines is nothing compared to the real thing. She does everything that you would expect to find in a bad movie about a "crazy" actress. She throws things, she threatens to hurt people, she won't come out of her trailer, she's high all the fucking time, she comes to set drunk and/or high out of her mind, she can't remember lines, and on, and on, and on, and on. Any acting talent she may have had is long gone, (personally I never thought it was there to begin with, but that might be my stuck up Broadway roots talking.)

The networks that were talking about a reality show about Lindsay also had to deal with how to film her when she does so many things that are illegal. Yes, they have shows about hookers, drug addicts, and people assaulting others, but Lindsay's whole life is all three of those things and more. Plus, she surrounds herself with people that do illegal activities and who wouldn't speak to her as long as she had a camera crew following her. They wouldn't want to be on camera, or risk being on camera, so they would cut ties with her till the show was over. That would mean losing drug connections, losing her "clients", so that's a big reason that she hasn't agreed to a show. Shit, sorry for the long rambling post (AGAIN!) Just thought all of you would be interested to hear a little bit about (from what I've heard over the years) why she hasn't done a reality show.

J said...

I guess the same reason you're defending a complete stranger (or is it?). What's it to you what I do? Why do you keep posting to me if I'm a "troll"? So many questions...

Sherry said...

JayJay: Between this and the other post I wanted to thank you for sharing your stories. They are most insightful. I'm sure someone, however, will come into the room to tell me what eegit I am to believe you. Screw them. I loved the tales.
To add, it's laughable that Lohag would EVEH think her talent would be anywhere near Meryl. Professionalism, as you well know, means sometimes more in that cutthroat business .

marie-ski said...

Fat? Wtf ninja, you need glasses?

marie-ski said...

d! I pick d!

marie-ski said...

Fel the same. Almost like having himmm back...almost

di butler said...

E. Fame

Drugs and alcohol are a bitch to withdraw from, I have personally experienced the drugs one, many times, but it's the fame she can't leave, or let go, and a delusional mind and unrealistic perception of self is stronger than any chemical known to man. I find her sad. Its the only logical way to look at 27 yr old ppl with ruined lives. Regardless whose fault.

jayjay said...

@Sherry - Thanks for the kind words. It is laughable that Lindsay thinks she has a chance to win an Oscar. But it doesn't mean that she can't turn things around eventually. This is a country that loves a comeback story, so if she's able to get it together she might be able to have a decent career. She is only 27 after all.

@marie-ski - A couple weeks ago I posted why I'm on here, but I'll give you the cliff notes version to save you the headache of reading the whole thing! :)

I travel a lot, and I do a fair amount of night shoots, which means my sleep schedule is all thrown off. For years I used prescription sleep aides, but I was becoming dependent on them. I stopped taking them recently and have found myself unable to sleep. I've found myself getting 2 or 3 hours sleep over the course of 2 or 3 days. Just when it seems like I might be able to get on some kind of schedule I have to get on a plane and fly somewhere else, or I have to do a night shoot and be up till the sun comes up.

You mentioned "him" and I'll admit that I know the story. Him is actually the reason that I found this site. I read a story on Gawker (or a site like that) that said Robert Downey Jr. was the mysterious "Him". I came to the site just to see what the fuss was all about. I took a look around and read some of the comments from "Himmm". Now that I have sleep issues, I need something to help pass the time, and something to calm my mind. Making these long stream of consciousness post helps. I just type whatever is popping into my head and ramble, which seems to help me a little bit.

I'm not going to claim to know if Himmm was Robert Downey Jr. I have no clue. I've heard people talk about "Himmm" when the story first came out, and I've had the chance to ask Robert... but I just don't have the guts too. My gut says he's not "Himm", but if I ask him I'm sure he'll think I'm a moron. I will say this though, the person might be famous, might not be, but a lot of the content of their comments were very accurate.

I don't have any real motive for being here. It's simply a way to calm my mind, and a way to pass the time when I'm sitting in a hotel room alone. I'm not a party type, no hookers for me, no drugs (other than prescriptions), and very little drinking. I suppose my only motive is to provide people with a little insite into this business, and what the life of an actor is like.

I certainly have my fair share of stories, but I'm trying to be careful about what I say so that I don't give away who I am. I'm not worried about all of you knowing, but I am worried about people in the business knowing. I like my job and I would love to be able to continue working on the projects I want to work on.

I hope these rambles aren't too much for you to take! I just type so fast and don't edit myself, so I end up with these post that could be a lot shorter!

jayjay said...

Holy cow that last one was long! Sorry about that everyone! I should hire someone to yell at me "edit!" while I'm typing.

Count Jerkula said...

@JayJay: Weed and hookers are viable sleep aids. Don't knock it. Just make sure you wrap it. Also remember you aren't paying for sex, you are paying them to leave.

Disclaimer: I forget if you said it was your GF or wife in that other comment. If wife, then weed and internet porn.

jayjay said...

@Count Jerkula - You're the third person to recommend hookers and weed to me in the past couple days! Time to call a dealer and a pimp! :)

marie-ski said...

I enjoy yor posts! You write well and have interesting stories. No "edit" needed! :-)

marie-ski said...

The shelly thing is getting old already, how 'bout wheres 2 pac?

Sherry said...

Marie-ski: If the writing weren't so marketly different I would think it was himmmm.

marie-ski said...

I know, it's refreshing yet reminiscent.