Michael Lohan is about to be very sad. Lindsay Lohan has decided not to go to rehab at the facility her father picked out for her. He wanted full on family therapy which they encourage there because he wants to be able to sell more stories. Lindsay decided against using the facility, not because of the therapy thing, but because she can't go without her Adderall and cigarettes for 90 days which she would have had to do. Lindsay is confident she can find a rehab facility that lets her smoke and encourages Adderall use and has weekly “slip nights” where patients are encouraged to come down to the common room for open bar night.