Thursday, April 04, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

There are so many places I could go with this caption. This woman seems really excited to see Gerard Butler's muscles.

Halle Berry borrows a pair of pants from Justin Bieber.
Speaking of Justin, he is going to be fined $2K for illegally tattooing this guy.
A very bundled up Julianne Moore.
A wind blown look for Katie Holmes. Or could be after sex hair too.
Kate Middleton and the tiniest baby bump ever.
Lamar Odom shows himself in public for the first time since the charity scandal became public.
Michelle Williams walks her daughter to school.
Russell Brand shows off his Hammbone.

46 comments:

Wendy Davis said...

Halle: take that shit off. You are too old for those pants. Katie: stop being the celeb with the worst sense of style.

VIPblonde said...

Russell's peen deserves a better name than that! How about AlDick Snow? Feel free to chime in with suggestions! He's uncircumcised, if that helps with the naming :)

Izzie said...

LOL @ Gerry & his fan. He's a scuzz but I still like him.

WTH, Halle?! Aladdin?

BIEBER FREE APRIL! Damnit, we already have to deal with taxes!

Kate just looks tiny because you're so used to seeing the Pillsbury Doughgirl.

Oh, no, let's not make Hammaconda a thing. It is its own thing.

Seachica said...

Kate M's face has filled out a bit. She looks much healthier.

The Hammaconda isn't impressed, Russell.

LottaColada said...

@Izzie, Lol she does look like Aladdin

skimpymist said...

Ewww Halle.
The tattoo artist probably warned bieber of the fine before he let him do a beaver tat

greenmountaingal said...

Oh, Halle, I know you're crazy, but why on earth would you choose to wear those pants?

Anyone who lets Biebs tattoo them deserves a bad tattoo.

Katie, brush your hair.

Is Kate Middleton really pregnant? I thought she'd be showing by now. Imagine if she were pulling a Beyonce? That would be some scandal!

skimpymist said...

The woman near Butler looks like anna faris

Karen said...

Kate's small belly gives me a lot of hope for the future when I get pregnant someday. I'm not as thin as her, but I'm tall and long-waisted and I don't want to look like pregnant Jessica Simpson.

mizzoutiger76 said...

Kate is one of those awful women who never gain any pregnancy weight and carry the baby more inside her than out (ie the basketball under my shirt look). My sil is like that too...I look more like KK :( I'd hate Kate with a passion if I didn't love her so much :D

LottaColada said...

@Karen, promise me you won't wear high waisted peplum pants a la Kim K whenever you get there. ;)

Anna Nonymous said...

don't do it Halley, resist the allure of diaper pants! Russell just looks silly.

Amartel said...

Seriously? A $2,000 fine for tattooing somebody? Shhheeeeeit.
Our Gummint: always looking for excuses to rake up money (cough cough) solving the truly difficult problems of modern life one of which is unlicensed tatooing.

Karen said...

@Lotta, if I do, I'll be sure to take a picture just for you! ;)

LottaColada said...

@Karen LOL

Anna Nonymous said...

I"m starting to feel sorry for Bieber. I read a blurb today where they're explaining that the reason he's freaking out is because he's heart broken still over Selena, made me remember my own freak outs after relationships went bad.

katydid said...

Don't feel bad for Beiber he was hitting on models and having oral sessions with ladies the whole time he dated her. No way he's heartbroken just mad he can't get what he wants.

I can't believe Kate is supposed to be further along than Kim K. I usually find pregnant women adorable from 3 months to about 7 (after that they just look uncomfortable) but Kim K looks awful- the worst pregnant look ever! EVER!

Bat shit crazy pants for bat shit crazy Halle.

There's only one Hammaconda, Russell just has his willy showing.

fancyscreenname said...

More men should go without underwear ........

Renoblondee said...

Russell is so sexy hot in a dirty way. Sigh......

YoMismo said...

Brand's wang is tiny in reality (obviously NSFW pic: http://nakanaks.blogspot.com.es/2010/11/russell-brand-full-frontal.html or anyone in google image search with deactivated SafeSearch). He must have put a turnip or somethin in his trousers, in order to fool the paps and the readers.

Sherry said...

Okay only Jon Hamm has the hammaconda. Russell looks like there's more potatoes than meat.

Oh please baby Jeebus. Do NOT make the diaper pants come into style. Amen.

Is that Kate Gosselin feeling up Gerard?

Mathilda is getting so big and she looks so much like her dad. I bet Michelle is a wonderful mama.

parissucksliterally said...

Halle, WTF?

I hate Biebs, what a tool.

I like Kate Middleton....

Matilda looks so much like Heath...it's crazy.

MadLyb said...

Russell Brand. Yes I definitely would.

MadLyb said...

Or wood.

VIPblonde said...

Made @Yo's link clicky. So is this naked Russell Brand pic for real? It looks so sad :( I sure hope he's a grow-er, because he's certainly not a show-er

Kimberly said...

Hey for the europeans out there. Is circumsision a mainly american thing now. I am asking because none of ny european friends have circumised their sons.

Lucas said...

@Yo - you'd be surprised at how much a penis will grow when it's business time, especially with uncircumcised men.

auntliddy said...

Such a rare misstep for halle. I mean, think what u want about her, she always looks good, even when just walking nahla to school.

AKM said...

When is that damn Duchess going to start showing?! I see NOTHING.

dragon said...

Oh Russell How I want ur brand

All about Eve said...

Oh Halle...that's ugly

Love how cute Kate M looks, I was hoping to see a belly by now though. I've always thought pregnant women looked very cute and never judged one until KK, it's like she's trying to get the criticism!! Those clothes with all that weight gain! Not the look

libby said...

YES! Lucas is so right!

Don't stoke the crush, Lucas.

Boadacious Betty said...

'Katie' a celeb? I wouldn't say that, exactly. And she has to be reserved in her clothing choices. Do we want a Tara Reid or a Holly Madison-a-like on the throne?

Russell looks rather dapper!

Jenn said...

I think Russell is very sexy, and I'm envious of his curly hair. Mine is straight.
Beiber is going to hell for bringing back those damn Hammer pants. If he starts wearing parachute pants, I may kill him myself. Grr

ethorne said...

@VIP-How about O'Russ No?

CF98 said...

How isn't Katie a celeb? I mean she was on a hit TV show, some movies its not as if she was a reality star that got famous like Kendra from that Playboy show or something.

Her career wasn't as it once was but she's still a celeb and given who passes for celebs these days I fail to see how she doesn't qualify

NaughtyNurse said...

Russell Brand is so incredibly unattractive.

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne after seeing his naked pic, I think that's the appropriate name for it!

PuggleWug said...

Holy shit, Brand is small! Wtf is in his pants, a sock?

PuggleWug said...

@naughty, he looks like he smells. His face is almost rodent like. I don't see the appeal.

Renoblondee said...

Maybe he's a grower not a shower?

Mooshki said...

He probably has a stiffy in that pic.

Hollyweird said...

@sherry "more potatoes than meat" LOL

di butler said...

Can't see your whole body in your pic, but I'd say it looks doubtful that you'd be a super full figured preggo. I was thin like you, I never made it to 130. But, I'd much rather look like JSimp knocked up than Kim Lardassian. At least Jess understands the value of a good support bra, and a cleavage baring muu muu w sandals.

Speakeasy Jane said...

@VIPblonde... The BRANDing Iron

Speakeasy Jane said...

@VIPblonde... The BRANDing Iron