Friday, April 05, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

The Goopster heads to an event for her trainer

Tracy Anderson.
Stacy Keibler was there too.
Jessica Alba in St. Barts.
Julianne Hough and Olivia Munn run into each other at a nail salon.
Jessica Simpson shows off her growing baby bump.
Bey and Jay smoke cigars and spend their anniversary in Cuba.
Kelly Osbourne goes for the schoolgirl look at an event.
Kelly preston on the set of her new pilot and
John Travolta visited. No masseuses were propositioned during the filming of this production.

94 comments:

LottaColada said...

Yuck @ Tracy Anderson's fried hair! And she has a wonky boob.

Layna Day said...

What is sure to be unpopular here:

Bey and Jay look adorable in their photo.

Sunny said...

I'm taping that photo of Alba next to my running shoes. Smokin!!

J Sara said...

Why do we always see Jessica alba? Does she currently work? I feel like she makes it into the pics at least once a week. Also - goop sucks as does this wearing whatever color you feel like together - retch...

smash said...

That little boy looks just like David Miscabbage!!! ;)

rejectedcarebear said...

Jay looks good.

f281561 said...

Why is Jessica Alba almost always in the photos? How much disposable income does she have to pay paps? She hasn't worked.

libby said...

Jess may have learned her lesson about devil-may-care weight gain during her first pregnancy. She looks so ultra-healthy this time!
Comparatively anyway, right?

parissucksliterally said...

I love what Gwyneth is wearing....

Alba's body looks fabulous.

Not digging Beyonce's hair.

Hazeldazel said...

woah, the Goopster and Tracy Anderson are fried, broiled and done! OMG! They look soooo bad. Why do these ageing celebrities continue to follow her?!? Yes, you too can have stringy muscles, fried hair, and dry skin! Sounds lovely!

libby said...

I will say that Alba bikini photos will definitely still sell to men's magazines, whether she's working or not.

She's working attention for a living these days, more than acting. Maybe she's trying to get acting jobs again?

Sylvia said...

Who is Tracy Anderson?

Hmm that does not look like BeYonCe? Unless she had work done on her face.

Kelly also looks different from the face...

MontanaMarriott said...

Uhm I had no idea a US citizen not of Cuban descent was allowed to visit the country. Must be nice to be Jay/Bey

Izzie said...

@Sylvia, Tracy Anderson is Goop's personal trainer. I think she used to be Madonna's, too.

Alba looks fantastic! {jealous!}

I love Bey's hair; whatever is in Jay's pocket, it looks like he has a giant tumor growing out of his leg.

Barely recognized Kelly Osbourne!

Lola said...

U.S. Treasury Department guidelines for people-to-people travel:

"Each traveler must have a full-time schedule of educational exchange activities that will result in meaningful interaction between the travelers and individuals in Cuba,"

Under the Treasury guidelines, tour operators have to plan nearly every moment of the trip, and "people-to-people" travel, at least in theory, excludes relaxing by the pool with umbrella-topped beverages.

Huh. They don't look like they're engaging in meaningful cultural exchange.

Lola said...

Oh, and...

Goop!

I wish I had Jessica's bod.

Alicia said...

Goopy looks good! Her trainer? Not so much

I'm with you Sunny! Alba = inspiration. I'm determined to work out this whole pregnancy so after baybay I can hopefully get my body back by the next summertime!

I'm glad Travolta got out of his spray on hair phase

Jamie2 said...

Say what you will, Goop is rocking 40.

J Sara said...

And she touches her bump - unlike Kim who never seems to acknowledge anything but herself

greenmountaingal said...

I like Gwynnie's dress.

I tried Tracy Anderson's method. It was terrible. I also tried her eating plan and nearly fainted. I'm going to stick to MMA because I love it.

Beyonce makes me stabby. I do like Jay-Z's music and it pains me that he married her.

I think Jessica Alba is lovely.

Chestica looks like she ate 10 bowling balls. Also, that bag isn't doing her any favors.

SusanB said...

I think a US citizen can get to Cuba easily as long as they go through another country first - say, fly from LA to Mexico City, and then to Cuba. Coming back, do the reverse.

Anna Nonymous said...

But he looks like he's got his eye on someone!

nightowl said...

Jessica's bag is horrid and oh, shock, she just happened to put her hand on her stomach just as she was papped. Blech!

dragon said...

Beyonce and Jay-z act like they are the messiah.

Lucas said...

Kelly Osbourne is looking good there.

All about Eve said...

Wow, Jessica is smoking hot!

I guess Goopy looks nice but her bestie Tracy is looking all kinds of wrong.

Kelly O, go away

Bey and Jay look like typical tourists, I'm surprised Jays not wearing a fanny pack.

auntliddy said...

Lib and jay ita with both of you:)

Urban Rosebud said...

I think Jay & Bey look fabulous. This is def a good look for them. Nice tailoring on Jay-Z.. Some may call him the camel but he has mad swag.

.robert said...

I don't mind looking at Alba.

Tracy Anderson does not look right. That hair is bizarre with her skin tone and yet other darker skinned/tanned women look perfectly fine with blonde hair. Also, her head is ginormous.

discoflux said...

OMFG. Give me a fucking break with that hair, Beyonce. Way to make Castro's Cuba seem like it's okay. FUCK YOU GUYS.

That said - Kiebler's body is bangin' and I want Kelly O.'s skirt!

ethorne said...

I love Gwyneth's whole look, it makes me feel summery. Maybe because it's 60° here today, woo hop!

B & J (he he) look like a retired couple on a cruise.

Tracy Anderson is like if Tan Mom and Rachael Zoe & a bleached Playboy ho all had a baby.

Urban Rosebud said...

I think Jay & Bey look fabulous. This is def a good look for them. Nice tailoring on Jay-Z.. Some may call him the camel but he has mad swag.

discoflux said...

Yes, you can fly into Cuba as an American citizen if you arrive from a country other than the US, but you will get the hard shakedown for everything on your way out of there.

My dental hygienist who is Canadian went there on vacation last year. They're a little more lenient on non-US citizen, but they will shake you down at the airport on your way out and question every move you made. She also said that they weren't allowed to leaved the resort area they were staying in without a guide and most of the resort areas feel like weird fake subdivision completely cut off from the abject poverty elsewhere on the island. I'm a little passionate about it because MR. Disco's grandfather had to flee Cuba in 1960 with his wife and Mr. Disco's mom, who was 3 at the time. It pains me to see how much he misses Cuba and how much he wishes he could go back to see it one last time. He's 87 now and I don't foresee anything changing enough for him to be able to do that before he's too unwell to travel. Poor abuelo.

YoMismo said...

There is a rumor that Cuban dictatorship uses to videotape foreigners when they are having inappropiate sex (lesbian, gay, underage) with baits they give them and later blackmail them in exchange of propaganda and stuff.

If this is true and bey-jay are what gossips say, we will probably hear them praising castro's dictatorship everywhere, unless they take care about their movements, which I don't think they'll do because they aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, they make catchy music, though.

YoMismo said...

I didn't want to make it seem I think gay is the same as pederast. What I was talking about was about the bad publicity the videotaped would have (imagine any closeted person whose tape airs publicly).

msgirl said...

I thought Tracy Anderson was Donatella. WTF!

RedHeadMed said...

@greenmountaingal, I'm SO glad you said that about her trainer's diet. I was flipping through her book a couple of years ago and was SHOCKED at what she thought was appropriate food. It was maybe 1000 calories a day (probably closer to 800), and I would be cranky after the first few hours. Ugh.

ABlake said...

I bet that's the first pilot Kelly has been 'on' in years. Didn't even know she has a new show.

Alba looks great, as usual

ethorne said...

Yes @msgirl! That's what was missing from my equation.

Fish said...

@discoflux & YoMismoa

Don't believe the anti-Cuba propaganda. As a Canadian I've been to Cuba several times...never had any trouble. I've been all over the island and was allowed to roam free (so to speak). Then again, I prefer to mix with the locals then be on a big resort. Lovely people and country. Great memories and still in touch with some of the people I met.

There is a lot of cultural and educational exchange programs for US citizens, including musicians.

Bey and Jay look great!

Soft Talker said...

@discoflux - I don't get it...What is wrong with Bey's hair? I think it looks cute, but I'm probably biased since I currently have my hair in braids too...

Astrid said...

There was an article in the Hollywood Reporter a few weeks ago about "mocktresses" like Alba and Bosworth who still are paid to be at events and so on even if they have not done acting work in a long time. I tried to copy the link but I couldn't do it on my phone.

Darkmyst said...

The 'genes' department certainly smiled on Alba. Not an ounce of fat on her.

Also, she's acting again. She has 3 movies coming out this year.

Sunny said...

SWF alert!!
Does anyone know who makes Jessica Alba's sporty blue and orange bathing suit? I shit you not, I just blew up photos of her on Daily Mail because she has a tag sticking out and I thought I could figure it out. No dice


Oh yeah,
And Gwynnie looks fab too (Suck it, Dia. hee hee hee)

urban chaos said...

Tracey Anderson and her method can suck it- she makes me positively stabby and she's a shady mofo!

Queen Bey and King Jay, my aren't they strutting for the camera.. and my JT and KP little one has grown.

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Wendy Davis said...

As a food science major in college for two years: most women should eat between 1200-1500 calories a day total (not all at once of course) so as to not send your body into starvation mode, which would slow down your metabolism. Eating less than this might help you "win the battle, but you will lose the war" so to speak.

Wendy Davis said...

It is "on trend" (annoying buzz word I admit) to mix and match top and bottoms from bikinis sold separately. You might have to do two searches. Or go to the UK DM site and allow pop ups so you can see "where to get the look".

Cee Kay said...

If JT was hitting on masseuses he'd have fewer problems. It's the masseurs that are tripping him up. Language skills are important, Enty!

Let_Love_Rule said...

Don't flame me, please, but I LOVE Tracy Anderson's mat workout. I do it almost daily and enjoy it every time, honestly! I used to dance, still love it, and her workouts appeal to me. They also give me the results I want, and fast.

Her diet, not so much! I have gastrointestinal issues and her diet is pretty much how I have to eat (small meals, lots of restrictions, sometimes pureed food, ugh!) If I could eat differently and not suffer, you'd better believe I would!

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curlyhairslacker said...

Love Gwyneth's dress!

Stacy K is a knockout.

Jessica Alba looks amazing, but I enjoy pizza and wine too much to have that figure.

I like that pic of Bey and Jay. Not a fan of her, but I've always liked him. And I like her hair all braided and bunned up.

MrWolf said...

Green Mountain Girl - I second you on the MMA. Best work out ever.

Sherry said...

Msgirl my first thought. That hair! Ugh girl. Can't your friends be honest with you?

Laninna said...

"No masseuses were propositioned..."

No, but the masseurs were!

Renoblondee said...

LOVED Goop's outfit. She looks fabulous. Stacy Anderson does not look like herself. Gross.

Sherry said...

With the exception of Tracy I think all the ladies look wonderful here.

And I have heard so much fabulous stuff about Cuba. I so wish to go. Some day.

Why must some men stuff so much crap into their pockets? Just breakdown and get a murse FFS.

Sherry said...

Oh yeah. There's the Travolta child finally. Is this the first pic of him in 3 years?

warmislandsun said...

B and J look horrible. Contrived. Ugh.

Jessica Alba looks perfect.

katydid said...

Jessica Alba has a fantastic body. I am going on vacation in 7 weeks this will be my motivation picture too.
@Sunny I don't know who makes it but I'm going to find out.....do you think if you buy the suit your body magically tranforms into Alba's? I think that warped sense of thinking is why I own about 60 bathing suits! I keep searching for the magic one that will take that extra 10 lbs off!

poovey-tunt said...

Beyonce and Jay look fabulous. And absolutely insufferable.

katydid said...

@Sunny I think it is the "L*Space strap back top and trixter reversible bottom". I can't find it in that color but it looks like the same design, the multi straps in the back and reversible bottoms. I'm sure she gets preview collections from designers because they know she will be photographed in them.
Molly Brown Swim has it in multiple colors and patterns.

kelgela2 said...

Jay Z looks a bit ashy in the knees.

jax said...

I know lots of people who choose Cuba every year, you keep slagging it off America and we'll keep enjoying it, noooo problem.

Keep supporting the cartels in Mexico, they love you guys! Personally I won't be spending a dime in a country that saw over 40 000 of it's own citizens murdered in less than 5 years.

Jessie said...

I really like Bey's hair and I think she looks great. But I also don't know why it's offensive and would like to be educated.

rexruther said...

Sometimes I feel like celebrity trainer is just code for drug dealer. Same for stylist.

Maybe Gywneth threw Tracy some cash to look super bad next to her?

And Cuba still has that dictatorship, right? Fidel is so kind to his people that nobody is risking their lives to leave, correct? And this: "The United States continues an embargo against Cuba "so long as it continues to refuse to move toward democratization and greater respect for human rights". I'm sure that's made up. What do I know?

yodelay said...

All I have to say is WOW Jessica Alba!

I'd be more comfortable taking recommendations from her than the goopster *runs and hides*

Sunny said...

Marry me, katydid
Thank you so much. I just love that color combo, and I think it would work for surfing without my naughty bits flying out. No bueno :)

Alicia said...

What do we know Rex? We are just slag off Americans who are cartel lovers apparently. ;-)

Alicia said...

I won't flame you let_love_rule! To each their own! As long as you see results you like and you're being healthy getting there I say GET SOME!!! I love working out and always am on the hunt for something to mix it up with so I'll check out her mat work out online:)

Mooshki said...

Oh yeah, I know that nail salon. It's called 'Useless Twats R Us."

Even though I'm not a huge fan of Alba, I can't wait for Sin City 2!

PuggleWug said...

Any of my fellow slag off Americans want to get our buddies from the cartel to post bond for Blohan's sugar daddy?

CDAN Reader said...

That Tracey Anderson looks like an Atlantic City hooker or porn artist with her bad skin, horrible fake tits and greasy lips. Her entire look screams Faces of Meth. With all of her “connections” that b*tch can’t get a better stylist and hairdresser? She also forgot to bronze her hands, but that could be camera flashes.

I like the cut and color of Goopy’s dress but it’s TOO SHORT. It almost looks like it’s better suited for a little girl, but the dress served its purpose. Boney Knees displays her Body by Tracey and she’s got the big 4-0 thing going on, so tongues start wagging about how she’s “still got it and is sooo edgy.” Whatever. Remember that this is a PHOTO so in the flesh she’s a bag o’ bones that is sucking-in her stomach so hard right now for no reason. I checked the DM to see the dress close up and from different angles because purple is one of my fave colors. Goopy’s dress has an exposed zipper down the back with leather or pleather trim and it’s a Victoria Beckham. Ha! Priceless.

Alba looks great! Just in time for swimsuit season. Yaaaay. I instantly feel like a big fat water balloon that needs to get popped right now and I never freak-out when I see skinny b*tches on display. I must admit this type of PR makes a bigger impact than her ridiculous daily parking lot pix. I’ve seen these bikini photos at least 5 different times today. Alba probably wants to be considered more than just T&A in Hollywood because those girls have a short shelf life, but she’s got her side business and her acting is average, so girlfriend should just embrace it while it lasts and show more skin. Work it, girl!

katydid said...

@sunny i searched for the suit and backcountry.com has a 20% coupon right now I'm going to buy the periwinkle/pistachio combo top with the color blocked bottom, super cute! won"t look as hot as Alba but will do my best on the Curaccao beaches come May!!!

katydid said...

P.S. @sunny Patagonia makes really cute bathing suits that I have worn surfing, paddle boarding and scuba diving they stay in place and look cute.
I have big C's so it's something I look for......

Sunny said...

@katydid
You may not know me well enough yet, but i have a glass of wine in one hand and my credit card in the other. BE SPECIFIC! :) I am on the site, but I'm confused (I love backcountry, btw). Are you looking at L space bikinis or Patagonia? Link if possible, por favor. Also, I am barely an "A" so even if my ladies did make an appearance people would just wonder why some dude was wearing a bikini top in the water. Ha ha

PugsterMom said...

The question isn't why does Alba get papped all the time when she has very little talent and hasn't acted in ages. The question is why does Enty post them daily. He can post anything he wants but insists in posting this do nothing woman every freaking day. Stop! Just please stop! Is he getting paid per pap pic?

Goop looks really good. Bitch. I want that dress.

katydid said...

Okay Sunny prob too late but we're probably more alike than you think! I do my best on line shopping with a glass of wine in my hand! The Alba bikini I think is l*space, you would prob fair better with that brand as they're made for smaller cups. But in general patagonia has good "active" suits that hold the girls in for all sizes. The one Alba was wearing I believe is lspace. The 20% off Coupon at backcountry is for all brands. Happy shopping!

Dani said...

Just 10 years? Not as bad as Kelly P being 25+ years too old for what she is in. Looks like my daughter's homecoming dress.

saucyjane said...

I'm interested in seeing the other 25% of 40 year old women that she doesn't look better than.

di butler said...

Not without special educational licenses from the government. Ugh, this is so not right to support the Cuban government with their American $$. Shame on them!

teg said...

Goop, Alba, and Stacy look amazing! Tracy looks like a wreck--you think she'd be styled better for her own event.

gr8p said...

Ummm...Tracy Anderson...I have no idea who she is but the deep tan and the white, blonde hair is just not a good look.

Redd said...

I agree with Dani- can't imagine what storyline her series would be going for with her in a dress that unflattering to a woman her age.
Doesn't matter what Kelly Osbourne is wearing, she looks awful in everything.
Damn Jessica Alba, how do you keep that body looking like that, I swear she must have sold her soul.

scratchy kitty said...

Uh, yeah. Im sure the impoverished people of Cuba enjoyed seeing them flaunt all their wealth in front of them. Personally, I think its disgusting.

figgy said...

It's really not that hard to go to Cuba. A friend of mine went there via Mexico, brought her bicycle and biked a good part of the island. She was never hassled, but she rented rooms here and there, didn't stay in tourist hotels. She thought the people were lovely. Didn't get shaken down at the airport when leaving.

The only thing was the way they charged her for stuff was weird: whatever the price was in the local currency, they charged her that but in dollars. So like, if the bus cost 3 pesos (or whatever they call their currency), the equivalent of maybe a dime in $US, they charged her $3. If it was 20 whatevers, they charged her $20. But she didn't mind, as it was still pretty cheap and she figured, hey, she had it a lot better financially than the local Cubans so she figured it was fair. (Not sure I'd agree, but that's what she thought.)

The one thing that bummed her out: all the old Canadian men who go down there for the cheap Cuban hookers. She said the sex trade seemed to be HUGE, based on her conversations.

Alicia said...

Omg I laughed so hard I just spit out my water

nunu said...

Alba looks GORGEOUS

katydid said...

@sunny, sorry I was wrong the Alba suit is made by basta surf. Cant find that color though www.bastasurf.com

Sunny said...

@katydid
You. Are. Awesome!
The color is melon, but I just realized they don't sell it in separate sizes. I think I need a small top for my, well you know, and I'm sure I would need a medium in the bottoms because I don't like anything digging into my sides. I wish I could go try it on somewhere, but searching for a local shop that sells them isn't working. I think I might call a couple local surf shops on Monday, because I am indeed obsessed :)

Thanks again!!!

katydid said...

@Sunny let me know how you get on with sizing if you find it locally. You will have much better luck on the west coast than I will in Texas. I think I need a medium top and small bottom but not sure. I also found it on www.singer22.com

Sunny said...

@katydid
You need a medium top and small bottom? We are no longer friends. Kidding! Thanks for the scoop. The singer site said it's a preorder only, with shipments going out approx 30 April. Be forewarned, on preshipments they only take returns for store credit. No refunds :)
Hey - before everyone kills us, please click on my profile and follow thru to a blog I guest post on :) And then you can remind the folks there over your cute fashion blog :)

aradia said...

I was once interested in tracy Andersons diet and exercise program. Its basically a starvation diet (under 1200 cal per day with 1.5 hours exercise per day on top of that)so no wonder these ladies look like their aging. Its the lack of nutrients, starvation shows in your skin, hair and complexion. Basically Gwynny Im saying eat something... Alba I could do without seeing. I see no real curves, toned legs yes but where is her hot figure? Not seeing it. Also really dont feel the love for her- what has she done lately?

Lelaina Pierce said...

There is no way in hell I would do a diet advocated by Goop, but I do own the Tracy Anderson Mat Workout and if you can get over the porny music and faces she makes, it's a pretty good workout, per my HRM reading.
She is unrecognizable there, though.

That was just a chance meeting, right? Olivia Munn doesn't strike me as someone that would hang out with Julianne.