Thursday, April 11, 2013

Whoopi Goldberg Is Not A Fan Of Female Grooming

I think it is fair to say that Whoopi Goldberg has probably not had a Brazilian.


59 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

I am not saying a word.

Amber said...

Listen, I'm not tryin' to give my dude a hairball. You don't have to go bare, but let's be a lady and at least hire a gardener.

Amber said...

:P

Izzie said...

I can't see anything here, and perhaps that is for the best. I like Whoopi, but I don't want to think of her nethers.

LottaColada said...

Ew, TMI.

portlandgirl said...

I completely agree with Whoopi --- being completely bare reminds me of a little girl. Weird.

MM said...

But why does she shave off her eyebrows?!

auntliddy said...

Its really just one more thing for women to worry about. Dudes, be happy u getting laid and dont try to rearrange the furniture.

Nemesis said...

And you can put that on the list of things I didn't need to know.

VIPblonde said...

OMG @Amber, "hire a gardener" is the best thing I've read this morning!!!!

Also, why is Whoopi taking it to a creepy place?! Is it "looking like a little girl" when you shave your legs and your pits too? Everyone has different grooming preferences

VIPblonde said...

Also, the "pubes falling out when you get older" thing is true. My mom's 70-year-old cousin told me out of the blue one day. Did not need to know that!

Priscilla said...

Not watching the video, way too early for this discussion, but I will point out that Janeane Garofalo made this exact point; that Brazilians make women look like little girls and that there was something very wrong with it. I personally try to resist anything that involves that much pain on a repeated basis and where I get charged for it!

iheartgoss said...

I personally just shave unless I'm going on vacation and then I wax, but I don't go bare and I only do it because I think vagina stink is the grossest smell and I think it's way worse the more hair you have down there. Just my opinion....

Amber said...

@VIP - that's kind of awesome. I'd get my arms, legs, and pits lasered if I had the $$!

Seachica said...

I find it really creepy when women go bare. Guys shouldn't dictate that women need to look like prepubescent girls, and from my experience, there's no happiness in going bare for the woman bit gets itchy when the hair grows back!

Otoh, some trimming so I don't see pubes falling out of bathing suits is perfectly fine. No one wants to see hair falling out.

Meanie Reese said...

Personal preference, people. Don't do it for others; do it for YOU! ;)

msgirl said...

When I first learned about Brazilians I had the same exact thought, that it seemed like reverting back to childhood. And then who needs stubbies down there?

However, I do tend my bush. Because I agree that the hairs retain smells.

califblondy said...

Shave or wax everything but the hair on my head and arms. I can remember when hairy chested men were sexy and now it seems gross. Why do men who are losing their hair start getting hairy backs and other body parts?

Sherry said...

It's one thing to do a little landscaping and it's another thing to completely raze the field.

I have always HATED the Brazilian look and blame it on Playboy. And it does make you look like a little girl so there is something strange there. My Vietnamese friend tells me that Asian men find it back luck for a woman to be completely bald.

It took me forever to actually grow pubes so I'm keeping a little of what I got. Sadly due to a surgical procedure I have a bald spot SMACK DAB in the middle...sigh.

FSP said...

Lol@Amber

just curious said...

Nothing hard about getting laid but getting dude to call the next day can be an issue.

rosie riveter said...

OMFG! fcking barf. Whoopie Goldberg?? OH. MY. GOD. I just cant even believe I clicked on here. I cant un-read it. Ugh. Seriously. Whoopie Goldbergs crotch?? OH. MY. GOD.
that's all.

MISCH said...

I wax my own...easy, use Bliss Poetic Wax..no pain.

Count Jerkula said...

It has nothing to do w/ being pedo. And really, above the clit, grow what you want. Shapes, designs, landing strip, go wild. Below the clit, is what matters. Smooth lends toward extra sensation, less chance of odor build up and no time wasted trying to spit out hairs. Of course w/ no hair to absorb the sweat, you may feel a lil squeaky, but I think that is why they invented thongs.

If you have never done it, give the Brazilian a try, then give an opinion on it. It is only hair, it grows back.

Oh, and the universal symbol for DO NOT ENTER is when a chick is all shaved except for the butt hole.

just curious said...

:$

VIPblonde said...

@Count LMAO at "universal symbol for do not enter"!!!! Clearly they've never been to Pink Cheeks (and yes, that really is the name of the salon here in LA where Pammy Anderson and everyone who does Playboy gets waxed)

Sarah said...

What, the Jerkula doesn't like a little extra friction?

Erika said...

Can we just stop telling women how there vagina's should or shouldn't look? Do you know what makes someone a pedophile? Someone that likes hairless vaginas THAT BELONG TO LITTLE GIRLS not hairless vaginas that BELONG TO GROWN WOMEN. Should we look at men sideways if they date women with small breasts? Because, you know, little girls have small breasts, so they MUST have some pedophile tendencies. RIGHT?

Erika said...

*Their

fancyscreenname said...

Everyone should landscape their privates, men too. I don't agree with bald. The hair is there for a reason.

Amber said...

The nice thing about waxing vs. shaving is that when it grows back, the "stubble" isn't blunted off on the end so it's less coarse and there's less chance of ingrowns. It IS painful, HOWEVER the time in your cycle that you go can make you more or less sensitive. I always forget when it is, so some times I go and it doesn't bother me at all, and others it makes me squirm.

bflogurl said...

@Erika- Agreed.

Count Jerkula said...

Erika: Don't you go trying to use logic around here. You see what happened to that dude yesterday?

Sarah: I aint turnin it down if I see a full bush there, but if I get some repeats, I'll ask for a change in hair do.

P.S. It is a fun play activity to groom a chick down there. Shower & groping, then towel on the bed, trimmer/razor/shaving lotion for sensitive skin at the ready. Lil change up from a massage, on a night when a lady requires some pampering.

Sherry said...

Erika: No little girls have NO breasts but it's definitely woman time when the pubes grow in. IMHO

To each his own but it hurts badly enough on the sides and southern hemisphere. I cannot imagine EVERYTHING being waxed. Ouch!

Ms Cool said...

I wish I had never clicked and read the comments.

All about Eve said...

@Count, I like the way you think! Sounds fun

curlyhairslacker said...

@Erika-I agree. Personally, I'm a fan of waxing and I certainly don't look like a little girl.

Cassandra Kelly said...

Interesting haha.

SecondCityKid said...
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SecondCityKid said...

Her priorities are questionable. Shaving off her brows are okay but shaving below the belt is a no/no? :)

__-__=__ said...

Amber - pain threshold is a concern. Some places are just too painful!

EmEyeKay said...

I've gone bare at times and like someone else said, it makes for some really fun sex. Everything feels different and much more sensitive... I'll feel like a creep if I go into any more detail than that.

dia papaya said...

Thumbs up Amber! Get a damn gardener!

jaariel said...

Funny how far the land/manscaping thing has gone. My teen son told me the other day in class the guys & girls were discussing whether males should shave/wax their legs! The girls all pretty much said they should, while the males & male teacher said no.

Do guys shave their legs on the regular these days?

ethorne said...

@Count-What if she just bleaches it?

Count Jerkula said...

@ethorne: Bleaches it?? The bush? Unless it was enough to burn the hairs off I don't see what help that would be.

I like pro wrestling, but I don't wanna feel like I'm tongue kissing Ric Flair while I'm tryin to please a lady. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://i.imgur.com/Fz7uNPI.jpg

ethorne said...

@Count-Hahaha no that was about your last sentence & only bc of the butt bleach convoy the other day.

crila16 said...

Brazilian all the way. Love it. I was getting it all removed, even when I was still single. It makes me feel so clean and fresh down there in my nether regions. I do it for me.

I like my man to manscape too.

MC said...

@crila16 - I was just gonna post the same thing. I completely agree on both counts.

MC said...

@crila16 - I was just gonna post the same thing. I completely agree on both counts.

MadLyb said...

Nothing wrong with keeping some down under if it's landscaped properly.

Lucas said...

@jaariel - I know a lot of dudes who shave their legs but they are all cyclists or triathletes who compete. Other than that I don't know any men who shave their legs.

zeldafitzgerald said...

my boyfriend doesn't like the hairless look, couldn't care less if i trimmed or not, and still goes down without prompt

not every man in the world needs their woman to look prepubescent

I don't do my underarms either although i do shave my legs.

i also don't smell because i am a grown up and i wash

V said...

Totally agree ;)

nunu said...

I have a old ass electric shaver I use . Really gets me bare, im scared of the wax. I have real thick curly hair

Della said...

Whoopie is just upset no one wants to see her southern region. What/who is she exactly? Give me a brake whoopie! Dress and act like a woman for once in your life. She makes me sick her and that red headed bitch. They need to get lost. No one wants to see your 1970 style thick jungle dreadlock bush. This video reminded me of why I don't watch the view.

Jacq said...

^this!!
Her eyebrows say different

Me said...

this reminds me of a time, years ago, when a friend of mine and i were in the locker room at the gym. a woman walked by, with no towel, and looked like demi moore, in her first playboy spread. my friend said, "damn woman. trim that bush!" and the entire locker room began a discussion just like this.

Jenn said...

I agree with MM, why should I listen to a woman with no eyebrows about grooming?