Friday, April 12, 2013

Your Turn

Does size matter?

100 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

Yes

VIPblonde said...

Yes. There is such a thing as too small, and also too big. Just call me Goldicocks :)

Debutante said...

YEP !

All about Eve said...

I agree with @VIP

Cathy said...

Yes, but only when it comes to penises and engagement rings :)

lyz said...

Damn skippy it matters.

Jessi said...

I haven't had experience with above or below average merchandise. So I can't comment. My guess is YES. Yes it does matter.

VeeBee said...

Yes! And girth is more important than length (i.e. a shorter fattie is better than a longer skinny!)

figgy said...

Yes. Most men are very similar but in my wild single days I experienced too big (ow) and too small...which was sad, just sad, leading to a discussion among girlfriends about whether a guy has to "count" if he's, um, smaller than a tampon. Or as we put it, "if he fails to part the vaginal walls."

Turkish Taffy said...

Not here. I found a husband who I love and trust. I'll take that over size anyday. After 20 years and 2 kids, a lot of things matter a lot more than size.

kim said...

yes

Empress of Socks said...

Big is bad in my experience, although maybe for a one time thing it's maybe ok? Just don't be asking for multiple times a week. One of the most "talented" guys I've been with was quite small, so I suppose the old adage of "it's what you do with it" holds true for me. I still vote for mid-sized when I go to the lot. Shit, I just turned this into cars....

CJ said...

yes.

rll said...

Yes size matters, for example Alison Goldfrapp has a lovely small singing voice whereas Florence Machine has a large, abrasive, wire scrubber of a voice

Redheat said...

Yes

Honey West said...

Hell yes.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Absolutely, and that's why I get my breakfast every day from Gourmet Donuts, whose Extra Large iced coffee is the biggest currently available in my area. I recommend their Townsend store unreservedly.

jax said...

meh..i used to think yes but most big dicks think they just need to show up to the party,ya know?

best sex i ever had was with a less than average guy and worst sex was with Mr.Too Big.

Careful what you wish for.

Count Jerkula said...

Hell yeah, I don't wanna need a snorkel to breathe when I'm....
oh...wait.... The size on a man? I thought only the size of the wallet mattered?


NomNom83 said...

In my limited experience, all the ones I've encountered were about the same size. But only one of them ever got the job done. All that to say, I guess size might matter, but not as much as crossing the finish line.

just curious said...

Never really understood dick size, seems to be a white boy's concern. Some women obsess over dick size just as guys obsess over breast or booties. To each his own

super jive said...

Yes! You are disinvited to throw your hotdog down this hallway.

Cassandra Kelly said...

The same way I wouldn't want to be judged on my breast size, I wouldn't judge the size of his penis.

Speakeasy Jane said...
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FSP said...

I'm screwed.

Speakeasy Jane said...

I hate to break it to you guys, but yes, most women prefer a decent package, just like most men prefer slender women. Deal with it.

PS A little cunniligus goes a long way.

NernersHuman said...

Absolutely. Too much of either extreme is a no-go.

Amber said...

I mean...I do prefer to be aware that I am actually having sex, but I don't want it to puncture a lung or anything.

sylmarillion said...

the fact that he can drive you nuts with a few well-placed touches and kisses is more important than size any day :)

Speakeasy Jane said...

@ super jive
LOL!!! + fucking 1! (which is much better than just a regular +1, FYI).

Count Jerkula said...

I once found myself in a hot dog/hallway situation. The full rundown is waaaay to graphic even for me to post on here. What I will say is that I discovered (to be read in Johnny Cochran voice): if you hit it right, it WILL get tight.

I was amazed, but not as much as she was.

Barton Fink said...

In this context, say in a British accent, "there are some cathedrals which no organ can fill." An old queeny British insult.

Jenny Ferrall said...

Tee hee....Enty tryin' to get everyone all worked up for Friday night :)

Size is like the glass slipper. I knew my husband was "the one" when we fit perfectly to every bump, hot spot, ridge, etc...

Bella Inamorata said...

It sure in the hell does. I remember reading an interview with Janet Jackson years ago where she was asked whether she thought it was the size of the wand or the magic in the wand that mattered most. She said there is nothing wrong with wanting a big magic wand. Truer words have never been spoken lol. He doesn't have to be porn star big but I definitely have a number/range that I've noticed works best for me

KSam said...

I can't believe there haven't been any Hammbone comments yet...

Cara Dee said...

Yes. Not within a certain range, but there is only so much a girl can take. We also don't have hyper sensitive vagina's that can feel what would otherwise take a microscope to discover.

auntliddy said...

Amen, vb, amen. Girth is important!

Primadiva said...

Yes, but too big can be painful, I stayed with my ex longer than I should because it was the perfect girth, length, AND it was beautiful...

auntliddy said...

Lol, diesnt mean i wasnt thinking them, lol

AndrewBW said...

Thanks Enty.

nevermindthat said...

Yes it does big or small. I had a boyfriend who would put Ron Jeremy to shame and I found no pleasure in that. I also dated a guy close to average but it wasn't bad because he had a handle on things.

Don't be fooled by guys who are tall; they can have what people call needle _i_ks.

discoflux said...

I've had a baby carrot, and I've had a baby arm. I'm happy with a nicely sized kielbasa.

discoflux said...

Think of a vagina as an inverted penis. There are different sized vaginas for different sized penises. Some girls can't take a whole lot, while some ladies are built for the likes of Ron Jeremy sized pieces. It's the glory of nature.

discoflux said...

@Primadiva - I've been dickmatized like that myself.

mikey said...

Above average is perfect!

Huge is like ordering a large ice cream cone, your eyes want it but it's too big for your stomach.

D Brown said...

Size matters if you are in a middle airline seat between two obese people overflowing their seats - but I may be misinterpreting the question!

Primadiva said...

@discoflux loved your comments, esp about the kielbasa lol! ugh and getting dickmatized is the worst! Once you find that perfect penis it's so hard to give up, i tell my gfs the only time i get jealous over a guy is if I'm dickmatized...what do call it when it's the other way around. Pussy power? Lol

dragon said...

What

Xander Dyle said...

@discoflux
Thank you for posting this! Completely true! I don't know why there is this myth out there that all vaginas are the same size and can stretch to accommodate anything.
The entire "but a vagina can stretch to accommodate a baby" argument is ridiculous. Sure after 9 months of very slow growth and stretching, then 12 to 48 hours of labor it can squeeze out! Doesn't work in reverse...
Vaginas come in as many lengths and widths as penises. Some vaginas are short and small - some are long or wide. I personally think it has a lot to do with pelvic/torso ratio. There are also women who respond better to clitoral stimulus, and others who respond better to vaginal stimulus.
So - yes, size matters. But it matters more that the two sizes are compatible. ;-)

discoflux said...

@Primadiva - If it's pussy control when i'm in charge, then it's pussy compliance when they are.

VIPblonde said...

As some people have already rightly pointed out, women come in different sizes too. As my momma always says, there's a Jack for every Jill!

Primadiva said...

@discoflux love it! Mind if i steal? :)

Alicia said...

Absolutely.

But as the great Chubbs Peterson would say " it's all in the hips "

Meanie Reese said...

Y'all are cracking me up, snorting and cackling away here!!

Not too big or not too small. ;) Other talents are useful! ;)

discoflux said...

Only if you give me a cut from the profits when you inevitably record your smash hit parody of Prince's "Pussy Control".

Primadiva said...

Lmao!!! Deal!

discoflux said...
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discoflux said...

Boom Badadadada Boom

Sherry said...

Like previously mentioned, too big is bad and too small is not so good. And not every cookie is the same size. I'm of the "girth" is better thank long belief.

The ex had a whopper and I'll admit I was dickmatized. But the Opster fits perfectly and in combination with his other AMAZING talents (he could win and award I swear) he drives me crazier than the loser ex. And he's the average 6".

If your question was do women prefer a very large cock I can deduce that the answer appears to be "no" based on what's really important to most women who responded.

Does that make you guys feel better? Hope so.

Karrots said...
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SusanB said...

In my experience, if it's the right guy, you don't even notice the size. Besides, I'd rather be with the right guy and the size be off (either way) or with the wrong guy with the perfect peen.

shag said...

I knew a woman who made it a point (no pun intended) to measure the penises of all her boyfriends with a ruler. On the back of the ruler she had markings along with their names. If they didn't make the cut, she sent them on their way.

LottaColada said...

I'm with Reese! Not too big, not too small.

Primadiva said...

@disco, love that song! haha, and since we've all discussed the sizes of female va jay jays, I couldn't resist...

Lady Problem

YoMismo said...

As a guy, I have to agree,a wang bigger than four inches is something colossal that only fits with some freak.

YoMismo said...

But if you are speaking about bacon food, the bigger the better.

FSP said...

@Sherry- 6 is average? This day just keeps getting worse.

Soft Talker said...

The "right" size matters, goldilocks all the way!

@FSP are you sure your not a grower?

Andrea said...
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FSP said...

@Soft- they're supposed to grow? Ahhhhhhh!

Nyan said...

The size of someone's heart, soul & compassion is more important IMHO

Seachica said...

Above a certain minimum, it's more about technique. But if you have to ask "is it in yet?", its too small. I don't know about to big, but I would think there's a too big as well.

CDAN always makes me insecure for not having experienced one that large. But I'm off the penis market for good, so I will live vicariously through y'all

Anna Nonymous said...

Yes, but width matters too. No one wants to climb the flagpole if ya know what I mean. More than that though the stereotypical stuff about a person's heart/soul/mind/sense of humor matter the most. Knowing how to use it, and how to do other things counts for ALOT too. A smaller guy can still rock your world, if he knows what he's doing, but if it's truly teeny there's always enlargement surgeries. Andrea brings up a good point, that alot of times a woman's last evil parting shot is " And your dick is small!" or " I always faked it!", that's just well, below the belt and is meant to injure, not necessarily true. Your own feelings about the guy are what really matter the most, if you're in love with them, not the size. It's like women and big breats, the Queen of England has big boobs, but do you want to get in bed with her? Would it matter so much to you if Jennifer Lawrence had small vs. big boobs, if you were getting in to bed with her??? A big package adds something, but not the be all and end all that men seem to make it.

Mary Ann said...

For admiring in photos, the bigger the better. For other purposes, I'd rather have a man who knows what the heck he's doing with whatever equipment he's got.

Mala Propism said...

Size matters as pretty much everyone said. But it's not the only factor. Too small & too big come with their own issues. But perfect size can still be dissatisfying if the other factors (motion, enthusiasm, emotions and more) are off. It's like a good cocktail, too much or too little tequila can ruin a margarita, but even with the perfect amount? If the rest of the mix sucks, so will the margarita.

discoflux said...

Heh.. COCKtail.

NaughtyNurse said...

Yes. Yes, it does.

Lucas said...

Two things: I like not having to worry if it matters, and if you're doing your job right it never matters.

V said...

@FSP - i'm sure you're just being overly humble ;)

mynerva said...

Count, if its too graphic for you I'm weirdly fascinated!

mynerva said...

Amen Disco!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

For me it's mostly about how attracted I am to somebody. Arousal all starts in the mind anyway. When I'm with a woman that drives me out of my mind and skin with lust I can (well she can) get me to about 3/4 of the size of a tube of toothpaste. I guess that's about average or just above average, right? But I wouldn't want to walk through the gym in the morning wearing my workout pants in that state. They'd kick my ass out.

Now If I could be as big as a FULL tube of toothpaste well then I probably wouldn't still be single. I'd love to do a Freaky Friday type body swap with James Deen for just one week. The things I'd do.

However, Dr. Sue Johanson always says size doesn't matter so I don't know what to believe.

AGH! I'm just going to go listen to "T-Bird" by Blondie for the 40th time this week.

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short le chic said...

Best

Erik said...

*Enters extreme depression*

short le chic said...

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SnowCherries said...

Yeah, kind of. Guess I agree with the "it depends" answer. Was with someone in college who was teeny tiny, it was unexpected, and it was bad. But there was no emotional investment, so I suppose it could.have been better if we were more connected. Still always remember the guy as "tiny penis insertname." Was also with someone else in college who was quite huge and I will say the 3 times we were together were awesome. Changed me a little. Still think of it now. Wow, he was yummy. Mr. Snow Cherries is way.above average, and I will be honest- it would be difficult to ever go back. And of course I love him dearly so that only adds fuel to the.fire.

RowdyRodimus said...

It doesn't matter to me as a guy. I have 7" and 5". The problem is the 7" is the Gene Simmons variant of it lol Not to brag but I've had women paralyzed for a while after ummm, going down to the Y so to speak.

Renoblondee said...

Aw man, you guys are seriously cheering me right on up! This is so funny! I'm reading some to my hubs and we are giggling away.
And I agree, it matters with way too big and way too little.

PuggleWug said...

When you have to ask "is it in?", it DOES matter! When you're young and inexperienced, you don't know any better. I later dubbed this ex as tampon dick. Length and girth were minimal.

As the great Tori Amos said: Girls you've got to know when it's time to turn the page, when you're only wet, because of the rain.

Leah said...

Coming late to this dick party, but I'm voting "yes!"

Leah said...

Coming late to this dick party, but I'm voting "yes!"

Jenn said...

Size matters somewhat, but the biggest dick ain't worth a thing if the man doesn't know what to do with it. Seriously, I'm not doing all the work my damn self. Lol

Cee Kay said...

Pretty much everybody is wrong. Unless you're dealing with the "freakishly small" range, size matters not one bit. Women don't actually need that much to make them happy as long as he's competent!

ravenz said...

I dated a famous porn star in the 1980's. .. years later my now ex husband had prostrate cancer . . my ex , impotent due to prostrate cancer, was much more satisfying then huge porn star ex boyfriend . . so for me NO size does not matter, it is what yas do with it, as Cee Kay's says " size matters not one bit" as we women don't need that much to make us glowing : )(

Me said...

Yes. Remember that 'Sex in the City" episode where Samantha gets all weepy, because "he has a small dick"?

Before I was married, I was looking for a life partner, a friend, lover, etc. ( Yes, epic fail, I know). But I'm over that. Sex at this point would be purely for enjoyment, and not to bond, feel close, whatever. So a size other than BIG, would be disappointing. And I'd feel like something was missing. My last boyfriend was porn sized. He had performance issues, so it wasn't always perfect. But the potential was always there. It pissed me off that he REFUSED to take Viagra. Selfish!

Sunny said...

@fsp (which ironically keeps auto correcting to FAP)
I am dying at your little revelations


And I am sensing some vaginal hubris from some of you!!!!

Surrender Dorothy said...

Yeah, height is not necessarily inDICKative of size (thank you, folks, I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip your waitresses) A couple of the smallest I've seen were on guys well over 6ft tall. Also the shoe size correlation is a joke too...I was rather disappointed with a guy who had size 14 feet but a barely average package. Sigh.

Surrender Dorothy said...

@sunny, vaginal hubris ftw!

Surrender Dorothy said...

Best. Thread. Ever.