Thursday, May 23, 2013

Amanda Bynes Is Not Getting Better

About once every two weeks or so, Amanda Bynes' parents stick their heads out of the sand and tell the world their daughter is getting better. The same daughter they probably never speak to and they assumed didn't drink or do drugs or do anything that was not princess perfect. Then you pick up a copy of In Touch and you see the photos of Amanda's apartment and the drugs all over the apartment and you realize she lives in a very expensive crack house. According to people who have been to her apartment recently, there is pot literally everywhere. Amanda smokes it non-stop and also enjoys coke. She also enjoys dancing half-naked with strange men and posing for photos. Yeah, pretty much what we all envisioned she does. I'm not sure when she gets around to designing clothes.

47 comments:

libbyonamobile said...

This is sad. Someone needs to step in and help her.

Well I'm off, I have to go help my bf clean the chimney.

crila16 said...

This girl is really sick. She needs serious help. Even though someone like Lindsay is sick, Lindsay did a lot of it for the attention. Amanda has some serious mental issues going on here. If her family can't or won't help and save her, I don't know who can. I'm worried for her that she may end up killing herself one day. I really used to think she was a sweet girl and adorable actress. I thought she seemed really together at one point.

libby said...

Is nervous breakdown porn the thing now?

yo said...

This is kinda what I was doing in college.

I think she just experimented late r in life, and maybe just maybe she has some underlying mental health issues (but don't we all) that are increased with weed consumption (or whatever else).

I mean if you look at that joint and the mention of bad weed, she is obviously a newbie. Except she's 27 instead of 16.

I don't see her harming herself necessarily or anyone else. She may be murdering her public image on purpose. Hollywood does seem to idolize the disturbed.

LottaColada said...

Is her mattress on the floor??? O_o

auntliddy said...

Sad.

The Real Dragon said...

I'm starting to think she is trolling.

libby said...

yo--Sorry to disagree, but I think she's done some very destructive things to herself. Chain-smoking pot is the least of her problems, but it's probably a symptom.

She has been engaging in risky sexual behavior, self-destructive impulsive acts, pissing all her $$$ away, stuff like that. Classic mental illness of some kind. She may never hurt anyone, but she's hurting herself and should be helped.

libby said...

Just as an aside, anyone jealous of my lifestyle/BF enough to keep up the bullshit here every day, can HAVE him.... FREE to any home ladies, enjoy!
Take my Crohns too.

yo said...

And that's your opinion, but as someone who lived through a similar situation (minus the fame and money) it was all about experimentation. I am sober now, but have an addictive personality.

Maybe that's why I read this blog everyday, much like yourself. We all have some addiction.

Who are we to say how she should live her life? Do you appreciate people telling you how to live yours or judging you in the process?

I think she is trolling, too. Those photos look awfully staged and she has successfully made everyone talk about her.

SecretTorture said...

If she were smoking as much weed as everyone says she is then she would be passed out or not really wanting to move all day.

It's not the weed that's making her act like this. It's the coke or whatever stimulant she's mixing it with.

Nope said...

The cuts on her feet could be from heels (have some of those myself right now) but her behavior is bizarre. Even if she's putting some of it on for attention wouldn't that be a sign that she's not right too?

libby said...

yo, IDK if you've been following Amanda's story this past year or two. The slide has been Britney-esque, but with more mary jane.

We can agree to disagree, but I do know the difference between wild kids and budding mental illness.

If I were a public figure acting like she has been, I very much would be thankful for advice on my lifestyle, after I got better. Hell's bells. But I don't think she's getting it. Sad.

This is the longest troll in history, if she's trolling. Even Joaquin couldn't keep it up half as long.

__-__=__ said...

She really should wash her hands. And feet.

Amy in MI said...

Libby I have the Crohn's part - thanks though! Try being in love with your roommate whom you used to date.... He's my best friend and we do almost everything together but wants roommates to be platonic :(. Oh well.

Count Jerkula said...

@libby: breakdown porn is always a fascinating watch. Duke Skywalker from NJ's FacialAbuse.com used to be very adept at talking the whores through the break down and getting them back into action.

On topic:

Dear Mandy Bynes
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Mandy
But you ain't had mine

Dear Mandy Bynes
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Mandy
But you ain't had mine

Dear Mandy Bynes
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Mandy
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Mandy
Mandy this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Mandy
Mandy this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

LottaColada said...

@Count- Whoa, whoa! Let's keep my good name out of this ;-)

Kels said...

Classic signs of Borderline Personality Disorder. Textbook, from what we've seen.

Roman Holiday said...

@count you are truly vile!!!

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: Sorry butch.

Count Jerkula said...

@Roman Holiday: I don't disagree with you, but could you be more specific? Was it the breakdown porn comment or the Blood Hound Gang song that brought you to this conclusion? I need to know for my market research.

Anna Namis said...

what are you talking about??? that IS what clothing designers do all day!!!

Robert said...

One day, if she doesn't manage to kill herself, she'll step on her own crank by threatening someone (person or organization) by name with a lawsuit, accusing them of doctoring her photos or whatever when nothing of the kind's happen, and that person/organization decides to sue her for libel and take everything she has. Amanda seems to think she can threaten to sue anyone anytime she's displeased about something, and that she can throw all kinds of accusations around without any proof to back up her claims. Obviously, she thinks she's the most important person on the planet, that she can do/say what she likes and that no one can touch her. If she stays alive long enough, the day will come when she'll find out she's wrong.

libby said...

Count--I am ever in awe of your commitment.


OFF TOPIC to:
Amy in MI---Aw, honey, I'm so sorry. Guys can be such pricks. Not knowing anything about the situation obviously, I would try and detach from him, or at least appear to. Maybe talk about moving/getting different roommates. He gets all your kindness, companionship, and friendship, but you need more from him and you deserve it. IF he's the right guy, leaving him is the ONLY way he'll ever learn that.

IDK you, Amy, sorry. But I was in a similar situation before, and as long as I was giving him what he wanted, I realized he would never be motivated to change his behavior.

Best of luck, dear. Keep your chin up. Domesticated men are such a chore!

shiny_special_one said...

Oh, gawd, it's too early for me to read about ass eating or be reminded of the Bloodhound Gang. I almost threw up my breakfast. Must remember to refrain from reading the Count's comments until later in the day.

rejectedcarebear said...

Count- thanks for using butch. Betch is so over.

Jason said...

Naturally she's denying everything - that that's her, that that's her apartment, that those are her toes. Everything. From her Twitter last night:

That's not my bed! Those aren't my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that's not my apartment, those aren't my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone's body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that's not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don't look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don't care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!

SecretTorture said...

I don't know why some savvy cop doesn't do a stop and search on her like they did on Nick Stahl in LA.

If she were in possession of anything illegal that would start the process of getting her cleaned up and getting her help of some kind.

LilDeathBear said...

Dislike all the silly cannabis comments. I smoke all day, everyday since I was 18. Does not make me lazy, fat, or what you think it does. You can be fat and lazy with out drugs. I use to sell cannabis to doctors, lawyers, producers, CEO's, CFO's, homemakers, people with AIDS...I mean the list is endless

Count Jerkula said...

@libby: Thank you.

@Shiny_Special_One: Sorry. It is always first thing in the morning for someone, somewhere. I almost with this was a message board so I could spoiler some of my posts, so the viewer has only themselves to blame.

@CareBear: No problem, butch.

Labeling Mandy as BPD is misogynist. It is just another way of stigmatizing women for not fitting into the traditional gender role society wants them to submit to. It is more likely that she is suffering from PTSD caused by the usual meat grinder of exploitation so many child stars suffer from. This would explain acting out sexually and using drugs to numb herself from the horrors of her past.

Get in touch, Mandy. I'll help nom your way to a clear mind. NOM NOM NOM

Serendippity do dah said...

I feel badly about Amanda. Mental illness is no joke! I have battled depression for a while now. Particularly bad now b/c of divorce and despicable ex. Hang in there Amanda!

nettalovesrobin said...

I have really tried but i just dont care!

shiny_special_one said...

S'OK, Count. I know how to scroll-and-roll. :-) normally I wouldn't say anything, but this time I did because I actually gagged, lol. Not that what you wrote was that bad, I'm just not a morning person and I'm allergic to the Bloodhound Gang.

ethorne said...

LOL! I thought this was an ode to Ms. Colada. She is inspirational!

Kels said...

I am a female. I said it seems like BPD. It could be PTSD. I myself have Complex PTSD, which is a combination of the two. Please watch yourself before you call someone a misogynist because if anything, I understand this girls pain. And its not about how society views gender roles- which is a significant factor in my treatment- its about her. Yeah bpd is diagnoised in women more than men but in this case, you cannot ignore the signs. The implusive behavior, the obsession with apperance and how it is presented, the fisregard for her health, drug use (not marijuana) spending habits....points to BPD.

Tori said...

@Lildeathbear - +1

Count Jerkula said...

@Kels:

The misogynist statement was not meant to be directed solely at you, but a general statement regarding how many on this site have thrown the label on Miss Mandy. I had hoped not using an "@" symbol would convey as much.

I just feel that diagnosing someone based on photos and tabloid tales is just re-traumatizing Mandy, and exacerbating whatever issues are going on there.

I appreciate your candor and wish you the best in managing what you are dealing with. From what I have read it is a long hard road, and the fact you chose that path speaks greatly about you as a person.

Mirame said...

Poor girl, probably soon joining the 27 club...

Arnolds said...

Who has a medical degree in Psychology? No on? Ok great, get back to me when a doctor is in the house.

SophiaB said...

Move OUT. This I know frim experience. That is a really painful experience. We got together two weeks after he moved & were together for three awesome years.

KLM said...

Don't you actually have to be talented at something to be in the 27 club??

And Count - you, sir, are a lyrical genius.

KLM said...

A genius I say!

marie-ski said...

I think she's a tweeker. Looks like how me and my girlfriends would act after being up for a week.

marie-ski said...

Ok, this is why I'm outta here. This "guy" is gross. I don't cime here to read fantasy porn. Have fun everyone else. Been fun these past few years. Good luck to you libby.

Count Jerkula said...

@KLM: I can only take credit for swapping Mandy's name for Chasey Lane's. The rest of the credit goes to the Blood Hound Gang.

@Marie-ski: Just scroll past my comments. There is no need to read them if you don't want.

Amy in MI said...

I know. I'm in a lease right now. It is what it is and we have a blast together.

char said...

Fully agreed, it's pretty clear the partying is a symptom of something else and this isn't her having a good time.
It does seem like no one is stepping in either.