Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Amanda Bynes Says She Needs To Lose 35 Pounds

I think we all can agree that Amanda Bynes probably has an eating disorder. But, I also think that Amanda Bynes has something much more common. A need for attention disorder. Not attention deficit disorder because then she would be sucking down Adderall and losing weight like crazy. Previously Amanda said she weighed 121 pounds and needed to lose 21 pounds to get her 5'8" frame down to 100 pounds. In the photos she took and posted yesterday she claims she weighs 135 pounds after gaining weight so now needs to lose 35 pounds. She actually looks like she weighs less than she did previously. She certainly does not look like she gained 14 pounds. She knows that if she talks about weight or makes a statement like this that she will get attention. Lots of it. Combine the statement with a photo of her in a black bra and it is guaranteed to get talked about and posted and published.

56 comments:

Glitter said...

Love the toilet paper and commode shot. Klassy.

auntliddy said...

Oh yeah, shes an attention whore

fubugrass said...

She should probably just start wearing the right size leggings. Then that tiny bit of muffin top she's apparently stressing over would no longer be an issue.

MISCH said...

She can start with the implants

LottaColada said...

Boobies ( Y )

Staple611 said...

She looks like a blond Octomom in this photo. Not a flattering look for her.

Sarah Highcove said...

This poor girl. She seems really lost, she needs some real friends and because she doesn't have them she is really downward spiraling.

FSP said...

She looks like Octomom with blonde hair.

Boobies ( Y )

califblondy said...

Her eyes are scary

nevermindthat said...

So sick of this bitch and her antics.

Anonymous said...

yuuu guyyyyys.... .I am like sooooo FAT! Seriously I am like such a fucking fatty! Look at these love handles! I could just die, seriously just die, like I am totally going to take my fat ass home after 2nd period and kill myself!

SingBlue said...

Nah, if she loses weight it's gonna come off the chesticles area, so fewer twitter followers etc. She'll never do it.

Lurker Girl said...

and when you feed the Monster, the monster wins...

MadLyb said...

@FSP - OMG, you are right. I can't unsee this!

mooshki said...

You can't lose silicone by dieting. Those boobs aren't going anywhere.

Cathy said...

No comment on Amanda, but how about a fun little mini-blind? A son of this legendary actor just crashed his car into my college friend's front yard this morning. Not his famous son.

Anything is juicier when you write it as a blind :)

mikey said...

No guess, Cathy, but I need to get on the email response to find out the other guesses.

Jenner's other son, not Brody? I do have a guess!

A Typical Mom Blog said...

I'm not sure I believe her crazy. I think she's trying to pull a Britney, but the fact is she's just not at the level Britney was. No one is really watching her every move like they were Brit. I don't get her at all.

Cathy said...

Not Jenner. Legendary actor. Here's a hint - Adam Sandler mentions him in one of the versions of his Hanukkah song. He has several sons, one of which is an A list tv actor.

Meli said...

@Cathy Does Tom Hank have another son?

Cathy said...

Not Hanks. Think older.

FSP said...

James Caan's other son?

Cathy said...

FSP got it

kelgela2 said...

there is no way she's 5'8.

FSP said...

I beat VIP and Lotta again!

DewieTheBear said...

How about an Amanda Bynes-free week?

Del Riser said...

Amanda, you have a very tiny bathroom for being such a big star.

mygeorgie said...

From the head down, she looks healthy. I hope she doesn't think that rack n bones body she had during her tweens was a healthy marker.

@Kathy: was he drunk? how does one end up on a front lawn otherwise?

Amartel said...

Haha. "Need for attention disorder." I'm totally using that one.

Amartel said...

Haha. "Need for attention disorder." I'm totally using that one.

ms snarky said...

congrats, Enty, for helping to get her talked about.

Her idiotic behavior is just so off-putting. I used to like her.

Cathy said...

Based on the picture she posted of where his car ended up, I would GUESS that he was.

Ms Cool said...

Put the seat down.

Staple611 said...

How did your friend know he was James Caan's kid? Did he crawl out of his car all like, "It's cool guys, my dad is James Caan?"

It just seems like a strange thing to come up at the scene of an accident. Maybe she googled his name afterwards?

mikey said...

Oops. I missed the legendary part - I'm so glad FSP got it!

Alexander James Caan, born 1991?

Jason Blue Eyes said...
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Jason Blue Eyes said...

Not exactly the spacious bathroom I'd expect a millionaire to have. Mine's way nicer than that. New York bathrooms always look so nice in Woody Allen movies.

sandybrook said...

Its Manhattan rooms are small. Some apartments are just a bit larger than that toilet room. Absolutely the truth.

sandybrook said...

Also she should stop trying so hard to look like a mulatto hip hop girl.

Anonymous said...

even my bathrooms bigger, but she is in New York guys, where the real estate value for what you spend is utter shite, and I'm from California. This lends credence to the reports that she's not doing that well financially.

sarah.estell said...

So Enty, then why do you accommodate her by posting her photo and talking about her all the while snidely commenting about how this is what she wants? Ignore her.

skimpymist said...

What's more surprising to me is the size of her bathroom. It's the same size as mine but at least I live in a teeny apartment and it makes sense. She should invest her money wisely and upgrade her bathroom.

stigs84 said...

She has great tits!

And I was surprised at the bathroom too, but it is NYC

plokzy said...

She has what now? I lost what this is about, im all about those tits right now.......

Robert said...

Makes me wonder just how crazy she is, if she's crazy at all. For someone who claims to have "retired" from acting, and who's quick to point out that she's "a retired multimillionaire," Bynes certainly seems to feel in desperate need of attention from someone--perhaps anyone.

Count Jerkula said...

Mandy, why you gotta keep teasing me???

2 Weeks ago I asked for bathroom mirror nudes. Last week we got the bathroom mirror hair do pic, today we get the bra & flat tummy. You are givin me blue balls here, babe, and I'm not going to be able to hold out until July 4, when you'll be around to posting some B-hole shots. This is like an evil Twitter version of Major League.

I'm a junkie, honey. I need a quick fix. Can you do a "My butt looks so fat in these panties" over the shoulder bathroom mirror pic for next week? Maybe in something Brazilian cut from Victoria Secret? I like blues, greens and purples.

Thanks Sweetie.

Titties is lookin nice by the way.

Unknown said...

Her body looks fine to me - her boobs look amazing. I weigh 113 lbs right now and of course, my boobs were the first to start getting smaller when I lost weight.

Unknown said...

She has said multiple times that she has an eating disorder. This is just so weird to watch. I don't remember when she got implants either...

Popnursing said...

You're gonna have to put a bag over that face to Jerkula. +1 to the posters who said she looks like Octo.

Count Jerkula said...

@popnursing: Face gonna be buried in a pillow if I ever get a shot. I'm only interested in the biddness end.

shoe said...

she is sick. self medicating with the bad stuff to control her borderline personality disorder.
God bless her, people who love her must step in

nunu said...

Her eyes looks like shes been up hours.

marie-ski said...

Looks like she's been up for days!

Hegg said...

Mmmmph. I'm 5ft8in and 133 lbs. Didn't realize I was a fattie.

Lelaina Pierce said...

She needs a new bra and a LOT of therapy. She most definitely does not need to lose any weight.

Oceansandsun said...

Maybe she's schizophrenic? Could explain a lot!

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