Friday, May 03, 2013

Antoine Dodson Says He Is No Longer Gay

I have not thought about Antoine Dodson in some time. The only time he ever pops in my head is if he shows up on some Tosh rerun. Well, apparently Antoine would like to procreate and he says the only way he can do that is if he is not gay any longer. Apparently he has not heard of surrogates. I'm not sure I want Antoine to have kids, but, he is really doing a disservice by saying he is no longer gay. On Facebook, Antoine says that he has found a new religion and that he is renouncing his homosexuality and that he wants a wife and to raise a family. And another 15 minutes please.

28 comments:

Comma Chaser said...

Hide your wife, INDEED.

VIPblonde said...

And when his boyfriends come over, he'll hide his kids, hide his wife

LottaColada said...

Oh shit! Hide your pussy, betches!

Merlin D. Bear said...

I always wondered what some of the rejected audition tapes for Drag Race looked like.

texas rose said...

Oh Ya!! He is straight as a rail. He may not be straight but he's back in the news.

Gayeld said...

I have no idea who he is, other than the victim's brother. I don't even know who the victim is.

PuggleWug said...

He can still procreate and be gay. I'm guessing his new religion is playing a role in this.

Unknown said...

I always thought from the beginning that he was into gurrls.

Wendy Davis said...

He can have 15 million minutes as far as I am concerned. Comedy gold.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Why should people be nailed nailed down to a particular orientation like it's a magnetic polarity.

Some are like that. Some aren't. Some grow, change, evolve, from one pole to another, some don't fit any sort of binary polarization, and some will plook anything that it fits in.

Why is it a disservice? How is it anyone's business but his? He feels the way he feels, and who the hell cares?

Anna Nonymous said...

I agree with J. Sheen. Let yourself and your theology evolve. Goodness knows there are enough different religions so people can go to what they gravitate towards. Last time I checked I always change and grow, so why wouldn't my religious needs, interests,goals,beliefs change? Must we be stuck in boxes? It sounds like Antoine is just saying what he thinks others want him to say, and to fit in to a new church. I'm sure he's aware he can have both, he's just trying to make someone happy.

ethorne said...

LMAO VIP!

ethorne said...

+1

MadLyb said...

I can't wait for the day when sexuality doesn't matter. I don't care if it's a choice, or you were born that way, or you decided to switch teams in the middle of the game, or want to sex it up with multiples, or never sex it up at all, as long as you and the object(s) of your affection is a consenting adult and of the same species.

The Real Dragon said...

@vip *dead*

NomNom83 said...

So he's figuring things out for himself. I'm sure we can all guess how this will end or how miserable he'll be, but if it keeps him spiritual peace? I dunno, I can't give the guy a hard time just b/c I don't think it's something you can suppress. I do feel kinda bad for whoever he ends up marrying. But maybe she'll be going "straight", too?

Sherry said...

FameHo! Why did we need his announcement again? We'll see how well he converts but he shouldn't feel like he has to deny who he is.

Seachica said...

Haha, I just quoted this dude two days ago, watching the May Day riots on the news. I didn't know he was gay in the first place (nor did I care)

Nutty_Flavor said...

I've always liked this guy. I liked the "Autotune The News" version of the Bed Intruder song, as well.

He also appeared in YouTube's April Fools prank this year. Funny.

scratchy kitty said...

Ive never even heard of this dude, which tells me this is a publicity stunt.

Barton Fink said...

I truly love him, although he does sound a little histrionic with his "everyone will hate me" claim. It's possible that with his personality he wasn't really "cleaning up" in terms of finding a good boyfriend, and he might settle down. Hell, I know gay drag queens with wives and children. It's not like all gay men can't have sex with women.

Devon Barnett said...

I love him, too. Let him do what he pleases. He can have a wife and a boyfriend, if everyone agrees to it. Consenting adults should be able to arrange their lives however they see fit.

msburritowhore said...

Stop trying to make plook happen.

Sherry said...

Uhm Barton..That would make them Bi-sexual wouldn't it? And totally agree, if everyone is down with the arrangement who gives a crap?

But it sounds like to me his religion isn't accepting and that is what saddens me. It should be about love no matter what, and that includes loving yourself for who you really are.

caralw said...

That incident happened in my hometown, so he's a local hero. I will love him regardless. :-)

Lucas said...

+1

SophiaB said...

Yay!

Goodnight said...

That is really sad and can't lead to anything positive or healthy in his life.

You can absolutely have a family and be gay, and any religion that makes you change who you fundamentally are is poison.