Friday, May 10, 2013

Blind Item #6

This B-/C+ list very good looking actor has not worked as much lately and can't afford his beard any longer. It is not so much that he would pay her to be with him, but would take her on trips and shopping and to red carpets and it was getting too expensive. Plus, on their last trip out of the country she hit it off with a guy who gives scuba lessons and wants to try a relationship with him. So, no more couple.

114 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Kellan Lutz

Boxes Little Boxes said...
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Darian Forrester said...

He literally cried on my shoulder

Darian Forrester said...

Poor baby. Broke my heart

Erika said...

Yuo, Kellan

Fish said...

I am astonished that someone has the time and energy to spend on being so nasty and childish. Wow!

The funny thing is your actions make you seem really pathetic and sad. I usually only encounter ranting like this near the psycho hospital. Are you on a manic cycle? are you borderline? If you're off your meds, head back to the hospital to get help!!!!!!

Otherwise, you really need to look at therapy. I feel sorry for you that you feel you are achieving something through this negativity. Get help soon b/c you are one miserable and unhappy person.

Erika said...

*yup

MrsBProfane said...

Another one about Hayden Christiensen and Rachel Bilson person? FACT!

Entyonamobile said...

Blind Item #6

Everybody’s entitled to a meltdown here and there but this former A- poster is known for his meltdowns which are of epic proportions. Believe a blogger can’t be found, MELTDOWN. Believe there is a superhero lurking, MELTDOWN. Believe you are safe with your internet privacy, MELTDOWN. But he always manages to come back after a couple of months when things have cooled down which makes me happy because I actually like his comments no matter how far fetched they may be at times.

Darian Forrester said...

Oh, well. They think she'll live

BoobsNSnatch said...

MrsBProfane, can you confirm this blind item?

MrsBProfane said...

Yes! FACT it did happen!

Darian Forrester said...

Anyway, I think it's brought Nick and I a lot closer

TikkaMasala said...

I don't like to swim..... It makes my hair wet.

BoobsNSnatch said...

Oh my god!

Tyger Lilly said...

I'm just wondering why actors even bother to do this anymore. I've wanted NPH since Doogie Howser when I was 15 years old and his coming out didn't make him any less appealing. A good actor is a good actor.

Plus, if I can have a couple hours alone with him, I'm still pretty sure I can "turn him" with my magical vag!na.

Darian Forrester said...

Well you'll sit with him, won't you?

BoobsNSnatch said...

Fuck me in the backseat

Leon Phelps said...

Well, listen baby. My car, um doesn't exist, so....am I miserable? Boobysnatch! Hit me up sweet thing!

Sugar said...

Oh! Oh!! I know this one!
B Profane!! Am i right or am I right??

Tenured Reader said...

Ror?

Wicked.69.clownz said...

Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-skitso freak
And I'll call you by your name (dick-anus)
Cuz I can give two shits and a fuck
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard.

Darian Forrester said...

He'll be here

didi67 said...

did I mess something? I don't see a meltdown? And is that entyonmobile really enty commenting from his cell? so. confused.

didi67 said...

I meant to say did I miss something

BoobsNSnatch said...

Sorry leon but it's Count Jerkula's turn in the backseat

Gayeld said...

But, if he can't afford Rachel, how's he paying for the boyfriend in the condo? Ooh, maybe that's why he can't afford RAchel.

Darian Forrester said...

Aren't you going to tell me to break a leg?

Gayeld said...

I believe you are right!

Elissa said...

@didi67, trolls. Don't feed 'em, or they'll never leave.

Miss O'Jenny said...

I like the Kellan Lutz guess!

Let's see how many extra posts come from Enty today to get the troll hits. He's probably jizzing like someone just gave him a side of bacon. And, yes, that is a euphemism.

Wicked.69.clownz said...

The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster
A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place
He opened up his door, and popped me in the face
It blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half
But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh (hehe)
Forty in hand, I rose from the dead
And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head
Since we out west, I had a little fun
And pulled his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium

Leon Phelps said...

Boobs we can both fit

Sugar said...

Rad. I'll take what I can get today.

trainrides said...

I suck at blinds, and even I got this one. Lol

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

This is Christopher Mintz Plasse, or as I call him Chris Mintz Please! This guy has horrible dog breath! He has been auditioning beards for years. I know the blind says very good looking but he has to fudge some of the details.
Maybe I'll consider being his beard, only if he takes me to Colombia for the good stuff.

Anothergrayhare said...

Holy crap. Where do they get the energy to keep this up? Drugs? I've read CDAN for years and enjoyed the comments and guesses and even post occasionally. Why the hate for Enty? Is this 2 attacks this week, the first being the site down all day Monday? Anyone know the real scoop?

Bravura said...

Ugh this site is ridiculous today. I look forward to my lazy Fridays and blinds, but this is flat out obnoxious. Can't you trolls go elsewhere? Please? :(

Anna Nonymous said...
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Ella Bella Boo said...

Ah stuff it i will bite. Where did you all come from? Is it that time of year already?!
Also what's with this entyonamobile person? Bitter much?!
Almost missing 888 at this point. At least he/she was mildly entertaining

The Real Dragon said...

Scuba lesson lmao why does this remind me of ALONG CAME mOLLY

Miss O'Jenny said...

Anna - You're going to end up with pink eye if u don't get your head out of enty's ass.

chachi said...

What the heck's going on on here?! Usually my Friday treat is to get caught up on CDAN. It's like Amanda Bynes found the keys to the kingdom around here!

Oh well, have a good weekend everyone (except the trolls)!! :)

MrsBProfane said...

Ding ding ding!!! Hit the nail right on the head!
Gold Star for you! *******

MrsBProfane said...

Well boohoo for you Bravura. You choose a gossip site to come relax. You miss are WRONG!

BoobsNSnatch said...

My weekend will be lovely thanks. I'll be getting gangbanged by Count, Leon, and some other gentlemen.

Audrey said...

@ Chachi - +1

Amanda Bynes taking over this site is the most sane thing I've seen on here today!

fancyscreenname said...

Sounds like a plot to a Ben Stiller movie.

froggygurl said...

I like to lick armpits

Robin Sparkles said...

Can I peg you

888 said...
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dezzie disaster said...

Holy shit I came in a Lil late today and the shenanigans here are blowing my mind! We have sweet brown, a juggalo, Andrew dice clay wannabe, trolls, and Robin Sparkles! What an insane mix of shitstorm!

Cocokitty said...

I FINALLY understand you!

888 said...

Thanks Ella Bella Boo, "mildly entertaining" is a compliment! I like the juggalo, MCL, juggalo for life a lo lol!!

warecat said...

I'm going to agree w/ Libby & all the regular CDaners on this, & bow the fuck out for a bit. This is just absolutely boring me now. What's going on isn't even funny. If you wanna troll, have a fucking sense of humour @ least. The white trash Juggalos is probably what did me in. Hopefully they'll have a community bbq in their trailor park this weekend w/ Walmart steaks & Pabst & give it up. Till then, I'm done. "Check ya later!"

canopener said...

WHY am I not on the list? Can I be BurritoWhoreLoverMoooooooooooshinator
ArmpitEater? How about EntyBabyMama? Oops!

Count Jerkula said...

You guys leave my Mandy alone! She is a totaly sane and beautiful young flower who will one day spread her lovely butt cheeks while pointing them at a bathroom mirror and snap a pic so the entire world can witness the gloriousness that is her cooch and fart box.

Miss Obvious said...

I'm not sure what's going on up there but I'm pretty sure this is Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. They just announced their breakup yesterday.

HannahBanana said...

The king of the link, B Profane!! These trolls are probably all him.

canopener said...

B Profane, will you B mine??? Enty's pimpin' again!

TikkaMasala said...

NO

phoenix said...

I think the legendary blind buster VIPblonde got it right yet again.

New reports just today about Kellan Lutz & girlfriend Sharni Vinson breaking up.

Wicked.69.clownz said...

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

Sherry said...

VIP is BAAAAACKK!!!! Yay..Ian Lutz for the win.

Marisa said...

What is happening in these comments? I feel like I've landed on another planet. What the heck is going on?

Miranda said...

@Marisa, I don't know. I DON'T KNOW!! It's like we fell in a pool of YouTube comments.

It's kind of entertaining... and a lot disturbing.

scratchy kitty said...

Thank you. These trolls--theres a ton of them on here today--are horrible. I am thisclose to leaving CDAN permanently. Absolutely horrible. Enty needs to get this cleared up and fast.

scratchy kitty said...

Evidently its a troll attack. :-(
I wanna know when Entys gonna get this shiz cleaned up. Im sick of it. Its ruining the website.

Pip said...

Suck my clit, bitch, that'll make me happy.

Pip said...

Enty isn't cleaning shit. He's gooooooooone! Sold you all out.

Marisa said...

@Pip, regardless of whether you are a troll or not, I'd love for you to expand on that. I saw some of your group's other comments re: him selling the blog. Who did he sell it to and when? Also, what are you guys so angry about? Appreciate you taking a moment out of your trolling to explain, if you don't mind.

enjoyableari said...

Totally Kellan Lutz. He used to hit on his male cast mates during New Moon.

canopener said...

We are justified and ancient. Enty is a sleazy mofo. He wouldn't even walk me to the door the next day. AND I NEVER GOT MY M'F'ING SIGNED AMBER TAMBLYN BOOK!

Marisa said...

@canopener You are ancient? What do you mean he wouldn't walk you to the door the next day? Can you be more specific?

Marisa said...

Sorry ya'll, I am aware that this is probably useless, but I figured why not ask

Count Jerkula said...

@Marisa: It is obviously a kympossible alt. Enty musta knocked her up, not walked her to the door and stiffed her on abortion money.

Marisa said...

Okay. Now I'm even more confused. I think I give up.

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

Jeezy creezy. Crazy damn schedule with the new job so I can only catch up once a week and it's like some troll made it their full time job trolling here. What they should be out doing is looking for Shelly. Have some class at least and do something with TRUE PURPOSE. Don't you damn trolls know nothin?

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

What you say is what you are.

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

Jeezy creezy. Crazy damn schedule with the new job so I can only catch up once a week and it's like some troll made it their full time job trolling here. What they should be out doing is looking for Shelly. Have some class at least and do something with TRUE PURPOSE. Don't you damn trolls know nothin?

canopener said...

Count, it's like you can see inside my soul. I just want what everyone else does--Enty's sweaty bacon bits all up in there. I promise I'm on the pill now. I'll even clean up after. Moooooooshhhhki can watch.

Boxes Little Boxes said...

@Marisa,

I think the basic story is that Enty promised to host a luncheon or something called "CDANCON" with his friend Amber Tamblyn and didn't show. He also asked readers to donate for radio shows, which got everyone excited, and only did one or two. He said that if there was enough money raised for the radio show, he'd give away books personally signed by Amber Tamblyn (I think it was in her Joan of Arcadia days, when she was big), but no one ever got a book. Then "himmm" came along with juicy insider gossip and pretended to be Robert Downey, Jr. A few months ago, someone named "kympossible" had a freakout in the comments and claimed that she was a Hollywood insider (her dad was a big name?) who gave Enty his scoops before he dumped her and their kid, and that he stopped paying child support. She left and never came back, so who knows if she was a troll or someone on the inside like Anna is saying. I may have some of this wrong, it's just what I've pieced together.

Whoever is doing the troll thing obviously had it planned out. A lot of people were mad about the "old-timer" thing, when people were being called "newbs" and made fun of, and then people getting bent out of shape about going off topic in the comments. Things like "I came here for gossip not to hear about your dog's surgery, shut up!", which I guess worked because a lot of people shut up, and racist/homophobic trolls. B. Profane was a long-time poster who also had a comment meltdown and was threatening people.

@VIP, I hope I don't come across as your stalker but glad to have you back!

Boxes Little Boxes said...

I meant to say a lot of people shut up but not the racist/homophobic trolls.

canopener said...

Kympossible told me tell you that Enty finally threw her a bone. Crap. That SHOULD read, THREW A BONE AT HER. She's healing up nicely, though. He even stopped at Walgreens and bought a bag of Skittles for their child, Sativa. Heartwarming to see.

Mayrose said...

Is it just me or does there seem to be some extra angry people on her today? Is Mercury in retrograde?

Lurker said...

Trolls. Ignore them. Looks like one freak, or maybe a couple of them with multiple accounts.

phoenix said...

@Boxes Little Boxes, thanks for the explanation. I still don't really understand the why's and wherefores of what's going on, but I often miss a lot because time limitations regularly prevent me from giving longer comment threads more than a cursory read. From the looks of things, maybe that's not a bad thing :)

Here's hoping all who need some meds get them pronto, lol

canopener said...

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED. I will stand my ground, take a stand, be a stand up girl. I'll start right as soon as I finish reading my SIGNED AMBER TAMBLYN BOOK. Riveting.

The BLS said...

I was thinking him for the earlier blind about the actor with a finished franchise, but Taylor Lautner fit better.... I think you're right on the money. :)

Chrissy Buns said...

uuummmm...I'm so confused....

The Real Dragon said...

Well, I be dam Boxes. Thanks for the info

canopener said...

Yep! Cleared up everything except the damn herp 'Entry' gave me for Christmas! The gift that keeps on giving....

Lori said...

Wow. All o my favorite website have gone to crap, noe CDAN. I usually enjoy the comments but today is painful. I'll skip the comments until these people disappear.

Lori said...

Wow. All o my favorite website have gone to crap, noe CDAN. I usually enjoy the comments but today is painful. I'll skip the comments until these people disappear.

southerner09 said...

Is there not someone who is responsible for monitoring this site? If so, where is he/she? I don't like all the comments from the know-nothings. The language is offensive and totally stupid.

Lee Tanner said...

Every time I scroll past a troll's post, "Not now, Ironman!" pops into my head.

Purple Flame said...

Hmmm. This sounds like Tom Selleck 2 me.

Wicked.69.clownz said...

Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy
Cuz I got a crew, bitch
A crew like you aint never even known
Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone
All waiten for the day to put you in your place
I had the fat bearded lady sitten on your face
Bitch boy bitchy you might get hurt
Dead Carnival clown puttin in w-w-w-work
You think you the shit cuz you think you to the upper hand
But why don't you come and meet my boy, the strong man
And he'll grab you by the head and squeeze until it pops
And shake your motherfuckin neck until your head flops
Cuz I'm runnin with the beaoch your motherfucks
I'll make a voodoo doll of ya, and flick your nuts
See I was born because I kill like Carny Rukas
I came out the neden and started to choke ya motherfuckers
I leave the screw driver sticking half way out your dome
The worst part about is, I'm not alone

canopener said...

Wicked, you're meltin' my butter. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Don't stop--I'm about to pop!

canopener said...

Troll 100

Jacq said...

I don't even understand what's going in here in the comments. I miss VIP, where did she go? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Also, I'm not seeing ethorne

Threadkilla said...

Is there something going on here today? What did I miss lol?

Massive G said...

Fish, I'm a fucking thug and I gonna bitch slap you into the next millennium motherfucker! Peace out

Kim said...

The book wasn't for radio shows, the book was for buying pictures to use here. Yeah, I got my book and a nice thank you note.

Go stand on someone else's ground.

canopener said...

You got a "THANK YOU"??? I didn't get that, even when I let Ent finish first! HOW IS THAT BOOK? WHAT'S IT CALLED? CAN I SEE IT?

Fairmaiden327 said...

Thank you Boxes.

NeverNudes said...

What the hell is going on

Nothanksdarlin said...

Warecat, I'm sorry but do you know that "white trash" is just as rasist as an N bomb if said to the wrong person? And why all the mud slinging to the lower class? Can you guys not insult someone without bringing money into the mix? Money doesn't buy class and the lack of it does not equal trash. I'm not trying to pick you out specifically, I do not know if this isn't an insult you usually resort to since i do not know who you are. I just hate to see this type of name-calling go about. I realize you're trying to make a point about the trolls but come on, can we do a little better?

warecat said...

@Nothanks- I never said white trash to the "wrong person" I said it in regards specifically to some random fuck Juggalo. Have you ever seen an ICP fan w/ an education or an income? Yeah, didn't think so. Would you of preferred if I said homeless instead? Hope that's a little better for you darlin.

Grace said...

In an an effort to actually say something productive, Nina Dobrev and her guy just broke up and she became certified in Scuba in March of last year.

Here is the article: http://blog.tahiti.com/2012/03/19/actress-nina-dobrev-gets-dive-certified-in-bora-bora/

Nothanksdarlin said...

Sorry, didn't mean to get you all in a tiff. I was simply saying I found your comment distasteful. Now after the tone of your next comment I find you distasteful so I'll show myself to the high road and simply say good day to you all.

Rose said...

@canopener, I'm guessing if you weren't so ignored in real life you wouldn't be posting spam every 20 seconds. Such a genius outlet to get your emotions out.

FYI, annoying does not equal clever.

Average Gay Citizen said...

Good catch, Grace! It looks like we've got it narrowed down to three people: Ian Somerhalder, Kellan Lutz, or Hayden C... Good work people!

Average Gay Citizen said...

Oh wait, I just noticed the bit in the blonde about the actor not working much lately. Would that rule out Ian? Damn.