Friday, May 24, 2013

Blind Item #6

This almost A list mostly movie actress likes everyone to think her life is very perfect and very nuclear. It is not that great, but she is a great actress. The thing she loves doing though is once a week she will do a few lines of coke just because she feels like she never can party or go out and always has to be the perfect mom and wife.

58 comments:

Ryan said...

Mya Rudolf. I have proof.

Sass71 said...

I'm going with Goop.

f281561 said...

Goop? Or I would say Reese if not for her recent hiccup

Jaime said...

Jen Garner

f281561 said...

Not Reese she is all movie isn't she? I'm arguing with myself lol

VeeBee said...

I say Jen Garner.

Sugar said...

I thought jen too but I'm curious about Ryan's proof its Maya.

f281561 said...

Ooo I like Jen Garner

Lucy Taylor said...

Jen Garner. I don't thin GOOP since she is always going out with her A-list friend...and Reese doesn't look like she has a hard time having drinks/going out with her hubby

eris hilton said...

Goop is probably A or A+. That, and it doesn't say "lavender-thyme-infused coke baked into homemade gluten-free blueberry cokemuffins" so i don't think it's her.

Tori said...

@Eris - that sounds delicious

Sam O'Grady said...

Watts?

The BLS said...

Jennifer Garner.

Mirame said...

Gwyneth and Reese are both absolutely A list, so it would be rather Jen, who's still an "almost" A.

Colleen said...

Jennifer Garner isn't mostly movies though. She's still most well known for Alias.

islander said...

Is Jen a 'great actress' though?

Taracu said...

My first thought was Garner. She has certainly been referred to as "perfect mother " before.

car54 said...

Isn't Maya pregnant again? She seems to have been pregnant a lot the past few years so I hope it's not her.

Anonymous said...

Def goop.

Chelle said...

Lol... Never seen that before :-)

AKM said...

I wanna hear about the proof about Maya! Except I don't think she can be called "mostly movie" given "SNL" and "Up All Night."

msgirl said...

Maya is not mostly movie. Thank goodness!

Garner is these days.

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

Every (almost) actress with kids who wants to appear as perfect fix with the coke fiend description.
In order to be more specific, I would say two-million-bucks-a-breakfast Goopy.

AKM said...

@car54 - I think she's pregnant right now, IIRC. She was on...what, "SNL" recently? And her Eggo was definitely preggo.

Frivolity said...

Garner. Explains the perkiness.

sandybrook said...

I don't think Jen fits the rating description but Goop does and her life according to her anyway is perfect.

timebob said...

Maya isn't married they are domestic partners. Not her.

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Dasha said...

Come on, @Ryan! Spill! I want to hear the proof that Maya Rudolph does coke. Did PT Anderson get her onto it? He used to do it--everyone knows that.

nevermindthat said...

Goop is definetely not A+ she's barely A. Don't let her fool you; the offers for roles are not pouring in like they used to.
And please don't tell me just because you won an Academy Award makes you AList forever;Cuba Gooding Jr. anyone.

Renoblondee said...

Garner fits, the others are A not almost. Hmmm, who else is almost A with kids and proper acting? I feel like we're missing someone.

whocaresnow12 said...

Jenn doesn't smoke or do drugs, rarely drinks and is very much in control of her image publicly, which includes how she behaves in private. She doesn't have a staff, she's actively involved at the kids's school and is 100% hands on. I'd buy anyone else as the answer before it'd be her.

MAC said...

Didn't Enty call Jen A+ list in that blind reveal about Jen/Halle making fun of Jessica Biel?

Gayeld said...

*snicker* I "sparkly heart" this answer.

yodelay said...

Yup, Jen Garner

sarah.estell said...

It can't be Maya. She isn't mostly movies. SNL. I still like the Reese guess. There is something so not right there.

scratchy kitty said...

Oh boo hoo. What a terrible tragedy! Some poor little woman has to give up partying because she has responsiblities to her family. Whoever this is (and probably is that skunk Goopy) is a spoiled rotten witch.

Seabee said...

Jen Garner doesn't pretend her life is perfect. She and Ben have been upfront about their struggles with marriage. She made fun of her familial chaos on Ellen and say what you will, her kids seem the happiest in Hollywood. And finally she has never been that excruciating skinny like the Adderal/coke crew. No one for Angelina? She certainly has no time to party, loves drugs and is skinny enough to fit the bill.

L said...

Reese's family isn't nuclear

Anna Alicia said...

I say Julia Roberts

Terrier Pines said...

Not Jennifer Garner. She'd not lose control like that, even momentarily. Julia Roberts is a great guess except I think Enty would call her "always A+". I would have Sid Angie before the mastectomy, which makes her life less than perfect. So Goop it is.

AnneBolyen said...

I think Jessica alba

HannahBanana said...

It says she's a "great" actress. Alba, bahahaha. Oil liking Naomi watts for this. Although Enty would probably mention her Oscar nods....

MadLyb said...

It's GOOP.

Lisa said...

Definitely not Jennifer Garner. I ducked into a store ahead of her at the Grove a year or two ago. It was just her, me, and 2 women in the store for about 15 minutes. Paps following her, she ditched them while shopping for pants. She was totally chill and very real, not movie starish at all. Lovely person!

Mango said...

America's sweetheart, Laura Jean Poon. "Mostly movies" because she also stars in mug shots.

Massive G said...

Myra Rudolph is one ugly bitch. No one ever hears of Reese's children because their nannies raise them - Reese is a drunk. No, this has to be Michelle Obama.

Chris Hashemi said...

You know how I know the website is bullshit? Ads. Ads everywhere. If this was some rich, insider he/she wouldn't need paltry ad money.

PugsterMom said...

Its Alba. One of the great actresses of our time...APRIL FOOLS! ... May Fools... Fools... ;)

Snootches said...

Cosign

Hegg said...

Kate Beckinsale. Goop is A-list.

WUWT? said...

Hey, all you curious (and new) people, Ryan's line "I have proof" goes WAY back for Ryan. One time, a few years back, when someone wanted more info on his "proof," he said (something like), "I have the best kind of proof, composed of facts and bacon." I still find that line amusing, but nothing will ever top his tirade about Jules Kirby.

Unless this is a new and different Ryan with real proof about Maya, but I doubt it, given that he's using GW as his profile pic.

Lazza said...

Reese! She is "mostly" movie because she played Rachel's sister on Friends.

Boxes Little Boxes said...

Jules Kirby! That was epic.

MsWool said...

i don't think someone could be almost A list if I've never heard of them, hahaha. So, Not whoever Maya Rudlolph is.

Lila said...

I like th le Goop or Watts guess. Jennifer Farner is NOT someone Enty would call a great actress.

J-Mo said...

Enty isn't rich & has talked about the ads & cost of this website in the past, maybe 2 yrs ago? Block the ads, sorry I don't know which blocker I have but ads are not a problem for me.