Saturday, May 25, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 25, 2012

This B list actor who has dabbled with A list in the past and usually does movies now but has dabbled in television previously has a new significant other and they have not been together long. They got very close, very quickly. Most people say way too quickly. He is a person though who also believes in open love which his new significant other is finding tough to grasp. She wants to be supportive, but finds it hard when she comes home to finding him in bed with a couple of other women and stoned out of his mind tells her to come join them.

Shia LaBeouf

31 comments:

HannahBanana said...

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk!!!!!! WHY would ANYONE touch him?!?!? Let alone more than 1 person...it's not like his junk is amazing or that he's hot. He always looks dirty & smelly. Not too mention sullen as hell.

Primadiva said...

Does he have a big penis or something??? Why even have a gf if you want to bang a bunch of chicks??

Primadiva said...

Haha you posted as I was posting, guess that answers my question!!

timebob said...

I feel like Shia is just as crazy as Amanda and Lindsay but since he is a guy and has more money than them he is protected by Studios and directors. He shit on the Transformers and Indian Jones and he got a pass where Megan Fox got almost drummed out of Hollywood before she groveled back into their good graces.

One day he is going to snap and someone is really going to get hurt.

Boxes Little Boxes said...

Urgh, he is not a treasure.

HannahBanana said...

Lol!! Glad I could clear that up.for ya! No redeemable qualities whatsoever.

La Descarada said...

Ugh. Not only is he ugly and a douchebag to boot but he looks like he reeks of a heady mixture...B.O., ass and a bag of freshly opened Cheetos.

HannahBanana said...

Excellent point! Sounds very plausible.

Ada said...

Has he ever been considered a good actor or is newer to H'wood and his fame came from the first movies he was in?

Have read a while but newer to posting here. Not well-versed about celebs so never guess the blinds. But love reading as you all figure them out.

Boxes Little Boxes said...

LaPoof was in Transformers (huge hit) and tried to poison Indiana Jones by pretending to be Indy Jr. I've never watched Transformers (as someone said in another post, there are some things that cannot be unseen), but this piece from a few years ago still haunts me.

In an interview given to Playboy, Transformers star Shia LaBeouf speaks of the sexiest woman in the world today, and that according to him is his mother Shayna LaBeouf. Shia says that his mom an “ethereal angel”. He even goes to the extent of saying that he would have married her if she were not his mother. He has been quoted as telling Playboy, “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

phoenix said...

Well, at least this kind of rules him out as the one most guessed for the blind about the actor with an escalating need to be physically abusive that chased his girlfriend away.

f281561 said...

That is the sad double standard. He bad mouths more than she ever did and he walked away while she got pummeled in the press.

f281561 said...

Barf. Freud is like "see I told you so!". Gross

Meanie Reese said...

Damn, Boxes! He's one kinky mofo!

Anna Namis said...

I like "LaPoof", that's cute. He's a decent actor, he was believable, cute and quirky in transformers, and all his early stuff. I dont' think I could watch anything he's in now, he seems like he's taking himself way too seriously these days.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Thay is the first time I have read that quote in it's entirety...sheehsh.
What drugs was HE on? His mom must have just fixed him a sandwich to settle his tumtum after the 'shrooms kicked, cause everyone knows the Best interviews are given while trippin ballz!

Count Jerkula said...

Transformers sucked. The constant angle changes in the CGI fight scenes between the robots makes it impossible to tell which is which and who to root for. I watched the first one and wouldn't even bother to spend $4 on any of the others from a Chinese Bootleg Ladies on the streets of Brooklyn.

Jenn said...

I always see him as the annoying little shit he played on Even Stevens, a show which my daughter loved. I've seen no reason to change my opinion since. He's a jackass.

Scallywag said...

I want a girl just like the girl who married dear old Dad, Shia??

"In fact, I want the actual girl who married dear old Dad. In the meantime I will schtup anything with a pulse, preferably several at once."

Yes Shia, sick is a good word.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Phoenix, Isn't the abuse post recent though? after all, it has been 4 months.

Steampunk Jazz said...

welcome ADA to the weekend posts.

MrWolf said...

Shia has managed to make himself a "James Dean bad boy", so the studios forgive alot of his nimroddery as artistic expression.

Megan Fox on the other hand called Michael Bay Hitler in front of Steven Spielberg. That's just insanely stupid.

If you're going to talk shit, know how to do it well.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ MrWolf, My...that Was stupid.

timebob said...

@Mr. Wolf, no she didn't say it in front of Speilberg she said it in an interview. Speilberg just used it to bash on her. She wasn't insulting the jewish community. She was insulting Bay and also complimented as a man but not much fun as a director. Which he admits he isn't. This is what she said.

'God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him'

Of course Speilberg is going to protect Bay, it's a boys club mentality. And how many times have people used Hitler as a reference to feeling oppressed. Many have, it isn't something to be drummed out of Hollywood for. She was speaking her truth that's all. Not that she is the brightest, but she was honest.

Cee Kay said...

Shia is a TERRIBLE actor. I was stunned while I was watching Indiana Jones, remembering that Spielberg hand-picked him for the role and the whole time I was thinking W.T.F.????? He must have something huge on Spielberg to have gotten this role! Never saw Transformers, but I really don't need to to know it's all crap. So yeah. How DOES he keep on keepin' on?

Steampunk Jazz said...

So..in a major article Megan fox calls her director a Nazi with Napoleonic OCD who, unless he's on set, is socially inept. Yeah, that's smart....

ardleighstreet said...

Shai has often said that crap about his Mom. He once gave an interview that said something about hanging out naked with his mom. Skeeved me out completely.

NaughtyNurse said...

So who is his girlfriend?

Steampunk Jazz said...

According to the DM, it's Mia Goth.

timebob said...

and Shia said Indy was a shit script and awful movie. He was embarrassed to be part of the Transformer franchise and will only be in Indie movies. But had no problem cashing those big franchise checks.

And how did Michael and Steven respond to having their work shit on. Nothing, they did and said nothing unlike Megan who got raked through the coals. Just sexist and unfair.

MadLyb said...

Ah, to be young, stoned and yet be able to screw 3 women at a time.

NO.