Saturday, May 25, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 24, 2012

If you are in the Miami area, have access to a great deal of meth, then you to can have sex with this former B list actress from a hit cable show. Now she is probably a C lister, but if you act fast, you can have her before she loses her teeth.

Paz De La Huerta

34 comments:

Little Ginger said...

Ewww. Look at courtroom photos of Amanda bynes & I can see some meth facing developing too. You can see it on Paz's face too.

SecretTorture said...

She's awfully heavy for someone who uses meth

timebob said...

Poor Paz she wanted to be this bohemian artist. That she got caught up with drugs and shit out of Hollywood for it and is just a common drug addict now.

I hope she can turn her life around it doesn't seem like she has any kind of support system to help her.

Meanie Reese said...

Hey now! I had a guy friend once tell me the gum jobs he got from his MIL were the best. ;) Yes, I'm serious.

Henriette said...

Wasn't she running around naked in a parking lot recently? I think everyone pretty much knows she's got a major problem.

Steampunk Jazz said...

The bloat was revealed to be the result of various miscarriages a few days ago. Seems when she gets high, safe sex is out the window. Unless bare backing is how she gets the money to support her habit.

SophiaB said...

She was really beautiful not so very long ago. There was a movie starring Saffron Burrows and her (kind of cool story-very indy) that I saw on Netflix recently. So lovely and well done. I think Paz got a bit of that Mind Control when she went Hollywood and just lost it. The monsters probably decided she was not worth the effort to keep her working. She is a goner.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Well, shit - sign me up.

SophiaB said...

Gwoss!!

SophiaB said...

Just changing out of her swimwear. Doesn't everyone do that in the parking lot?

SophiaB said...

You da rebel man Jason Blue Eyes. Git it!

DewieTheBear said...

Paz was featured on an early "SVU" - I think she about sixteen at the time. She looked like a young Juliette Lewis. Episode was stupid (about the evils of the Internet with the cops appearing to have never heard of it before) but Paz stood out and seemed to have so much promise.

Steampunk Jazz said...

But Jason Blue Eyes, Don't you have a netflix account? Unless your signing up for the "Before teeth loss" part... ;-)

Anna Namis said...

oh my goodness, so sad. what a waste. Makes me wonder what happened to her to make her such a mess?

Mango said...

@Dewie - was that the episode in which Detective Curtis (Benjamin Bratt) showed how cool he was by saying he knew allll about Prodigy? *snort*

Count Jerkula said...

I call seconds after Jason Blue Eyes. Jason, lets divvy up the responsibilities, You find Paz and I'll find meth. Think we need more than an 8ball?

FlirtyChick74 said...

@SecretTorture: truth

FlirtyChick74 said...

I think things with her and B. Coop are a two way street.

Ja'mie King said...

There's a really informative/infamous article from a few years ago about her here:

nymag.com/movies/profiles/66284/index1.html

La Descarada said...

Well the good thing is that she won't have to worry about any future johns knocking any teeth out.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Descarada, do you twitter? Your pithy use of the English language is so descriptively evocative of scent, taste and touch; you would be a natural. I love your comment on lePoof!

feraltart said...

SophiaB, in Australia people are always changing out of swimmers in car parks & by the side of the road near the beaches. Especially buff surfer guys. Love driving along the beach in summer.

SecretTorture said...

Awesome link Ja'mie King (and awesome name!!!)

"It’s amazing that no matter how much money you have, you can make some bad decisions, and in five months you’re on the street, begging,” she says."

It's mentioned many times in the article how broke she is and how she can't even pay for her own food.

Really, really good read!

BlueMoon said...

I just saw pics of her at LAX this week and she looks terrible!

BlueMoon said...

I just saw pics of her at LAX this week and she looks terrible!

Jacq said...

MIL - meth-head in law? Lol ewww
Maybe that is why Linds opts for ass to ass

Ja'mie King said...

@Secret Torture, I found that article fascinating. And I love Chris Lilley!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Count, I think we'll have to have the event in Walter White's warehouse.

urban chaos said...

When I think of Paz I recall that article and that she was with Scott from STP. Girl is a hot mess and needs help!

Charlotte. said...

@Ja'mie, the only way you could be more awesome is if you were Gran. I love, lahve, lurve, luff Chris Lilley

SophiaB said...

Yum! I was in SF last week and there were some surfer dudes near Ocean Beach with no shirts on. I would have been happy to keep watching them but had no duct tape to encourage their silence. I am so over morons. Pretty though they were...

If I ever make it to Oz I am sure to die from pretty boy overload. I hear the manmeat is high grade.

SophiaB said...

Why nor a 3sum? She could handle it. Question is, Count, could you??

Count Jerkula said...

@SophiaB: I was going to let JBE have some privacy. I'll go 3sum if she wants, as long as she doesn't want 2 in one spot. There has to be taint between the dicks to keep it from being gay.

If we get another volunteer, we could pressure test her. An 8ball should still split well 4 ways, unless she's a friggin hoover.

Ja'mie King said...

@Charlotte, I was gonna be Mr. G but was swayed to Ja'mie at the last minute. Also, NATHAN! So many good characters to choose from!