Saturday, May 25, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 26, 2012

This actress is an idiot. The actress who used to be almost A list back in the day and is now a laughable C who is lucky to get work but still has A list name recognition was told by one of her friends that Prince Harry loved her and had a crush on her from back in the day and there was some super secret exchange thing going on and after a lot of back and forth our actress thought she had the personal cell phone number of Prince Harry. For two days straight she sent massive amounts of texts and photos, many of them not fully clothed and was just incessant about communicating and told everyone they were texting and dating and just went on and on. The thing is no one ever wrote back and after two days of this constant barrage, it turns out that it was a wrong number and belonged to some woman who had left her phone at work over the weekend and came in on Monday in London to almost 500 messages and photos since she had left on Friday.

Lindsay Lohan

47 comments:

Peter said...

I think this was already revealed. PS Am I the only one awake? I feel even more pathetic commenting and like Im texting myself.. lol

La Descarada said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*deep breath*

Hahahahahaha

Stupid dumb freckled trollop.

Blondie! said...

No, I'm awake too! Been refreshing over and over again waiting for reveals. Yeah, this was once revealed...sigh. Blohan is such a twit.

timebob said...

it's crappy out in NYC i'm not going anywhere but my couch and staying online. So Peter i'm right here with you.

Oh that lovable idiot, I wish to gods she had posted them online. Lindsay thinks so highly of herself and thinks that she is still in the A listers club. God bless her coked out heart.

VIPblonde said...

Good morning Peter!

__-__=__ said...

That phone is gold! Count - that's how you get those Amanda Bynes photos!!

Tyler said...

lmao.. practically in tears

ash said...

I saw mean girls again last night and it made me sad. Lindsay looked so beautiful in that movie, just fresh faced and lovely. And u can debate how talented she really is (was) but she was great in that movie. What a waste.

Anonymous said...

no you're not alone Peter. I too think this was revealed, could be wrong though.

Kristin Wigs said...

Ahh yes... Amanda Bynes, brandishes her scepter and waves her weave, taunting anyone to challenge her birthright as queen of the delusional sh*theads. What's this??? The CDAN gates swing open and in strides Lohan with Hot Harry's cell number.

(I'm on episode 8 of a Game of Thrones marathon. Forgive me.)

Kaye said...

Any more rehab news about her? It's like rubbernecking.

Nemesis said...

That poor woman on the receiving end. Imagine her horror of all that. I think I would have to throw my phone way after that.

Unknown said...

LOL @ that attention wh*re thinking Harry would deign to think about her girly parts. She should be grateful the euro-trash even let her on their yachts anymore.

Chief2224 said...

So funny. That poor cel phone owner. I'll bet the skankiness from those pictures was so extreme that it took actual physical form and coated the phone in a sheen of awful grossness. It would take one hell of a Silkwood shower to cleanse the phone of that mess.

HannahBanana said...

I bet Greasy bear & Paris pulled this right around Firecrotch gate...lmfao!!!! It's hilariiiiious!

Peter said...

Morning, my favorite B.I. detective! Haha I thought I was going to have to actually guess myself and come back to see your answers later!

HannahBanana said...

Omfg....I can't imagine. What has been seen CANNOT be unseen!!!

HannahBanana said...

Bahahaha u said "silk wood shower" Yaaaasss!

=D

Unknown said...

So...Lindsay is one of the answers for yesterday's blind (Four for Friday) he described her the exact same way in this blind and yesterday's.

VIPblonde said...

@Peter LOL! Looks like you're doing just fine; you got Gwen and Gavin for BI #1 :)

bink said...

bwahahahah! this is amazeballs. I wish that woman in London had released all of the texts.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I knew this one just from the first four words. Hey-yo!

CantHaveMyPurse said...

She told people she was dating Prince Harry? And she thought people would believe that?!?!?! What a total fucking idiot.

G said...

Couldn't have happened to a better person. Okay, Kartrashian would have been good too. I love these dumb asses.

Hey TimeBob ... I can't believe it's nearly June in NYC with today's wind and wetness.

SecretTorture - "ST" said...

Hahaha I love this because I can imagine every single text starting off "Hey it's Lindsay!!!"

Kelly said...

Who would text someone 500 times w/o one reply?!

timebob said...

um, an egomania, narcissistic, drug addict? Lindsay Lohan that's who!

crapbag said...

Can you imagine finding your phone and seeing all that? What a gold mine!

SophiaB said...

FIVE HUNDRED TEXTS. PHOTOS. IT COULD BE A MOVIE. Sweeeeeet!! What. A. Moron.

Bit dams said...

so she never had any real contact with him? DAMN girl.

Steampunk Jazz said...

It could be a great , I mean GRRRReat! movie. She already wrote the screenplay..all we would have to do is use the moviemaking opt on our phones....I can get 200.00 from my maxicard to hire Linds (anything to get out of rehab) and we just film her maniacally texting her descent into MADness! It will get her the Oscar she DESERVES just before her deadline.. WIN WIN For us ALL

FlirtyChick74 said...

Mean ass friends

Kelly Simmons said...

I agree @flirtychick. Mean Girls.
Ironic.

Count Jerkula said...

@Renoblondee: A mental patient tweeking on Adderall and Grey Goose.

@EQUATION: I bet if I Twitter impersonate the JunkYard Dog, I could get some balloon knot pics out of Mandy. Maybe Tony Atlas, but JYD has passed on (RIP, Brutha) and less likely to sue. Of course, if I got some picks of her feet Tony would be cool with it. Don't Believe Me....Ask Google about "Tony Atlas Foot Fetish". (Big ups to Jacky Jasper @ DiaryOfAHollywoodStreetKing.com)

P.S. Lindsay is a dunce.

Ja'mie King said...

You know she is FURIOUS she's missed Cannes for rehab. She got Coachella though.

whocaresnow12 said...

All of today's BI were revealed previously.

feraltart said...

Morning Peter.

Kristen, I just finished the 5th Game of Thrones book. Love the series, love the books more. Winter is coming (it is here in Australia).

MM said...

Can we put together a pool of cash to get this text receiver to publish the texts and photos? I'd be willing to fork over some cash for that.

kj said...

omg that is incredible. prince harry, third in line to the british throne, needed to get with her? omg!!! the texts and photos should be hitting the daily mail any day now

OKay said...

This wasn't revealed. Again, just really obvious to most of us.

Unknown said...

I wish it had been his number- everyone would then have found out what a crazy bitch she is.

justducky said...

@feraltart

THE WEDDING! THE WEDDING! THE WEDDING!

I cannot wait to see the wedding. Those Freys.

__-__=__ said...

RIP JYD.

NaughtyNurse said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Lindsay was thinking she was going to be the next Princess Grace!! Hahahahahahaha!!!

miss Z said...

Wouldnt these photos have already been sold or surfaced somehow?...anyway how embarassing

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Picture;

-the Blohan family meeting the Royal Family
-Blohan snorting rails with Prince Philip.
-Prince Harry finding out that Blohan gave him herpes

Count Jerkula said...

Harry's playing naked games w/ randoms in Vegas. I'd bet he already has the herps.

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