Friday, May 17, 2013

Farrah Abraham Is Not Pregnant - Found Out On Television Show

I pride myself on knowing most television shows, no matter how small and will usually watch at least one episode just so I can talk a little about it if pressed. I have never heard of The Test, but apparently it is a show you go on when you don't know if you are pregnant or not. Yeah, talk about a show about nothing. "Umm, I have not had my period in five months and have gained 20 pounds and something is kicking inside me. I thought I would come on this show and take a test to see if I am pregnant."

Farrah Abraham went on and took a test and it was negative. She also said she never took the test she was photographed buying, presumably because she could find no one who was willing to buy photos of her peeing on a stick.

16 comments:

Patty said...

She probably couldn't figure out how to use the test she bought.

Can this be the final Farrah post, ever?

La Descarada said...

Useless cum dumpster.

Glitter said...

Please, no more Farrah posts ever.

Kate said...

I thought I read an article about her yesterday that said she was on birth control so she couldn't be pregnant. Can she keep her lies straight??

StewMcG said...

You also can't get pregnant from anal sex, which is pretty much all she did with James Deen on that video.

Count Jerkula said...

Bull shit. She certainly could have found buyers for peeing pics.

She could probably find buyers for her pee, also. From what I've seen advertised, whore pee goes for $100 for one liter. It is usually marketed as Golden Nectar and comes in a wine bottle.

timebob said...

I give her credit she is trying to spin any tale to keep people interested in her. I'm sure she will live stream her next abortion for $19.95 what a bargain!

Steampunk Jazz said...

When she put the stick in her mouth, the results were inconclusive. No doubt the reason for her going on this Maury Povich ripoff show. That and the money, of course.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope she has to get kiestered for producers to get on these shows.

TMZ is reporting that she is house hunting in LA and has pics of her in a $3mill mansion. I know it is all PR, but part of me wishes she was delusional enough to buy a house like that. Her bung hole wouldn't be able to keep up w/ the property taxes, much less the mortgage.

Sugar said...

She's writing checks her butthole can't cash.

Charlotte. said...

@Sugar that is fabulous.

La Descarada said...

+1

anon said...

Jeez, she is even dumber than I thought if she doesn't realize she can't get pregnant from anal sex.

Bailey Quarters said...

Perhaps if we stop responding to Farrah posts Enty will stop writing them.

AndyCane said...

And this, my friends, is why reality tv celebritydom is sketchy at best.

mynerva said...

She probably stuck it up her ass