Friday, May 24, 2013

Four For Friday - Four Women

It is that time again. It is Friday. A three day weekend which I hope everyone will enjoy. I know I will because I will be right here every single one of those days blogging away. Reveals from the archives tomorrow and Sunday and a full slate of fun on Memorial Day. Don't forget about Arrested Development this weekend and if you would like, I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer

This B- list celebrity is barely B-. I am being generous and I think it is only because of who she is with that she moves up from the dreaded C list to B-. Does a little of this and a little of that and stays in the spotlight just enough where everyone kind of knows her name. You would be hard pressed to name something she has been in except for her relationship. She does have something unique going for her though. She says she is straight and no one has ever questioned that. She is with a guy now and has always publicly been with guys. The thing is she has been with four women at least in her life and is the only person I know who has been with the following combination of tabloid train wrecks.

A+ list singer/celebrity
Former almost A list mostly movie actress who is lucky if you consider her a C+
Former A list reality star turned joke
Former C- list celebrity now turned C+ list celebrity wife married to an A list mostly movie actor

76 comments:

Massive G said...

SPLOOGE. FOR. EVERYONE.

libby said...

2 lindsay
3 paris

La Descarada said...

Giving VIP the side eye. Work your magic.

Sugar said...

Stacy Kiebler

Patty said...

Where are you VIP? Bueller? Bueller?

Astrid said...

Can't guess the b-lister but here are my guesses for the others: Rhianna/Lindsay/Paris/ Jen Garner

jane3113 said...

I like the Stacy guess. C plus celeb wife, Jenna Dewan tatum?

libby said...

the 4 are 'tabloid train wrecks'....is #4 a RH?

StewMcG said...

B- list celeb: Stacey Keibler
A+ list singer: Rihanna
Former almost A list actress: Lindsey Lohan
Former A list reality star: Paris Hilton
Former C- list celeb/wife: Jenna Dewan

kday said...

Amber Rose???

Bacon Ranch said...

+1 Stew. Sounds about right.

Glitter said...

.....and Stacy Keibler is in the Daily Mail....

Northern Grrl said...

Brittney B*tch
Blohan
Paris
don't know

Is this really Stacy K?

A RESIDENT said...

Hough

blink2487 said...

B- Celeb: Vanessa Minnillo? Remember those crazy pics with Lindsay and a knife??

Cathy said...

#1 is either Britney or Xtina. I'm leaning toward Brit, since I think Enty calls xtina former A list these days.

Cathy said...

How about Camilla Alves for #4?

Silly Girl said...

Wow, crazy but good guesses.....

Massive G said...

Splooge nation

Sugar said...

What up, G?

Massive G said...

I like to shoot
My fuck rocket into a jar of Vaseline
And watch my sparkles swim

Massive G said...

Anyone know how to get ass blood out of a Persian rug?

Massive G said...

My fuck pole. You?

Count Jerkula said...

If Keibler was a carpet muncher, rumors of such would have come out of the wrestling world by now. Them dudes would beat the hell out of each other to be the one in the press outting her, and bumping up the indy show appearance fees.

skimpymist said...

Jessica biel
Rihanna
lindsay
Paris
Jenna dewan?

Massive G said...

Why would anyone fuck Parasite Hilton or Blohan? Do all of those sand niggers who pay big bucks to pork them have herpes?

But who cares if a sand nigger contracts herPes anyway? After all, some of them wipe their asses with Pebbles. The rest of them don't wipe at all and smell like shit.

Massive G said...

Jessica Biel must suck dick like a Hoover because she is one ugly cunt.

lazyday603 said...

Jennifer Garner has been getting leads in feature films for over 10 years now. She would be called "actress" not "celebrity". And she's probably a comfortable B until she has another big hit.

Blondie! said...

Oh gawd, this is like one of those math train questions you got in school....If a train is leaving Chicago at 10 am and another train is leaving Minneapolis at 7:35 am....ACK!
My mind is completely frozen!

hothotheat said...

I want this to be Stacy Keibler. I don't think it is but I want it to be.

Tyger Lilly said...

Again, Massive G, the b*tches must be clawing eachothers' eyes out over your charming a$$.

Tara said...

I don't think a several-year wrestling career is "a little of this", though. She hasn't done a film or television spot in a while. She just dates George. She fits otherwise.

Cathy said...

The celeb is probably Keibler. Here are my guesses for the other ladies:
1. Brit
2. Lindsay
3. Paris
4. Camilla Alves

sandybrook said...

Stacy is well known for wrestling and DWTS so it has to be someone else. I believe she was also in a couple of movies which may have been produced by WWE.

auntliddy said...

Fubar

George Glass said...

Enty doesn't have go to an approval system re: comments. Just add an ignore feature please.

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texas rose said...

Would anyone really be surprised or shocked to hear about some female celeb occasionally dipping into the lady pond?? The only interesting thing is the apparently impressive list of her scissor sisters. Now shocking would be the blind about 'straight' male celeb and his list.

Jeneral said...

Kendra Wilkinson

Sugar said...

~Swoon~

Sugar said...

I love your name, George! I dresses up as "the new Jan Brady" once for halloween. With big curly black wig and all!!

libby said...

Sugar, I hope that black curly wig had a few 4-foot long blonde hairs hanging out from under for authenticity....That costume idea is GOLD.
Love any excuse for knee socks & Mary Janes.

Sugar said...

Libby, i was walking down Haight street in my outfit channeling Jan Brady's funny walk and someone pulled over just to ask me if I was in costume or did I really dress like that.
Oooooookay.

Anna Namis said...

Jessica Biel sounds like she must fit somewhere. I like the ignore idea.

Smokey772 said...

I agree with the Vanessa Minillo(sp?)guess. She's a celebrity who's famous despite not having a body of work to back it up. Stacey Keibler hasn't had many other high profile relationships and Vanessa was well known of hanging out with the hollywood princess group back in the day (ie the blohan photos blink mentioned)

Vanessa for the main girl
Britney for #1
Lindsay for #2
Paris for #3
and Jenna Dewan (mainly because I think Matthew M would be considered A++)

Sean said...

Is there video available of these events?

libby said...

Sugar--OMG, that's hilarious, and reminds me that in my 6th grade choir's big final production, I had a supporting role as a very little girl. So I was 12, but dressed YOUNG, holding a doll. Day of show, somebody's bitch mother volunteer(who didn't know the show or my part, partially b/c there were only 4 of us in costume out of 100+ kids), pulled me aside HARD and jabbed her finger in my face, asked "Are you okay? What's wrong with you?" I was confused b/c I thought the costume was obvious--but she thought I had a ginormous kiddie mental problem. lol! She eventually just gave up and you could tell she thought I was too far gone. haha
It's funny now...she was such a judgmental nosey dipshit COW.

libby said...

ON TOPIC (Sorry all)...

I like your reasoning Smokey, w/ this being Vanessa as the main player.

PookieTwo said...

Could #4 also be Chris Hemsworth's wife? Matt McC and Tatum's wives are good guesses.

Count Jerkula said...

@Massive: Yer crazy. Beil on all 4s from behind has to be one of the most beautiful things on the planet, like a setting sun in autumn or dolphins playing in crystal clear blue water or deer frolicking in a fresh snow.

Renoblondee said...

Vanessa is a good guess

Andy said...

Stacy is still firmly associated with wrestling, even though it's been years, and her great performance on DWTS. Yes, those were years ago but they were what made her semi-famous.

Pip said...

Massive G is like the newly single uncle at a family gathering. He makes lame jokes, and uses new "hip" slang. Sometimes you laugh at the jokes, to be nice, and out of pity. In reality you just want to slowly step away from the awkwardness, and not come back.

FalseProfit said...

Now I get it. D-bags like massive g are the reason for the new commenting policy. Why don't you losers go to reddit where you belong? What kind of pathetic loser gets off by posting the comments of an autistic 8 year old?

Del Riser said...

@FalseProfit, I know you didn't mean to, but you've just insulted eight year old autistic kids.

Count Jerkula said...

@FalseProfit: What new commenting policy?

Jason said...

I thought Nicole Richie, with the terror squad of Brit, Lohan, and Paris making up the first three. No idea who the fourth would be though.

MikeAdamson said...

@FalseProfit Trolls are fishing for responses and the more hysterical the better.

Seabee said...

Since both George and Matthew McConnaughy are rumored to be gay or bi, Stacy and Camilla tie this whole blind up nicely. Am torn on Brit for Rihanna for number 1.

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Shit You Can't Buy said...

Oh wait:

I think the A+ list singer/celeb is Britney.

She was hanging with Paris and Lindsay, which makes the list:

1. Britt
2. Blohan
3. Paris
4. Not a clue atm

Who was hanging around these three chicks? (Britt, P and Blohan did hang out for a while, who was the fourth?)

Shit You Can't Buy said...

OK,

Kimberly Stewart as the main girl

1.Britt
2.Blohan
3.Paris
4. Vanessa Manillo (Can't be Jenna Dewan, Channin Tatum is not A list imo)

Her unique thing is her family name. She used to hang with Paris all the time, who was hanging with Blo/Van/P (Nice name ; Blo van P)

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Scratch Manillo. Nick Lachey isn't an A list movie actor xD

Flora Goforth said...

Massive , Biel is not into the pole.

The Real Dragon said...

Jenna Dewan Isn't a Tabloid Train wreck tho. She's hardly In it. Camilla Alves either.

I'm down with the Stacy Guess tho. Tho I have feeling it isnt her.

Seachica said...

Amber Heard for the protagonist of this blind. She is famous for being bisexual and with Depp, but I can't name anything she has actually done. I would bet that being the Out Bisexual Actress means that every bicurious starlet has seeked her out.

Persiaa said...

I've been wondering if Kiebler and Clooney were bearding for each other. It could be why they've lasted so long.

Sasha said...

Rachel Bilson

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AB said...

Jada Pinkett for number 4?

Lazza said...

B list = Paris

A+ sing = Britney

A list actress who is C+ = Demi or Lohan

Former A list reality turned joke = Heidi Montag

C- celeb, A list Wife = Jessica Biel

Lila said...

Britney, Paris, Lindsey & Nicole Richie hung out ALL the time a few years ago. The last woman cannot be Biel c Justin Timberlake is not an A-list movie actor.

Lazza said...

@ Lila: You're right about Biel. Can't be her, I read it wrong.


My last 2 guesses, if this blind is referring that the B list was with these women in the past and at that time this is what they were;

- Brooke Mueller (Sheen was considered A list when he was on Two and 1/2 Men wasn't he)?

- Rebecca Gayheart - married to Eric Dane (A list for TV when he was cast on Grey's?) & was in the tabs for a menage with Dane & Miss teen USA plus committed vehicular manslaughter.

Tae Scott said...

Jessica biel for the Barley B-list. George is the first public relationship I've seen Stacy in

Rihanna for the singer
Lindsey for the actress
Paris for the reality star
Jenna dawan since she was originally a dancer for the married women.

Count Jerkula said...

@Tae Scott: Keibler was a ring rat. When she was a Nitro Girl in WCW, she dated Ric Flair's son. During her WWE time, she dated a wrestler named Test, who has since passed on due to Oxy OD.