I am not a big fan of reality weddings taped to air on their respective programs, but somehow I think that when Mama June marries Sugar Bear today that things will not be the usual same old same old. According to numerous reports, after nine years together, the parents of Honey Boo Boo are finally getting married. That must have been one heck of an internet conversation when they met nine years ago online. I wonder if Sugar Bear had teeth then or if mama had told him how much she loved toddler pageants. Little did either of them know that someday they would be rich as long as they got together and produced a child. You know what I would like to see? Some kind of mashup where the family is placed in Winterfell or something.