Friday, May 03, 2013

Kristin Cavallari Is Putting Her Acting Career On Hold

Did you know Kristin Cavallari had an acting career? Go over to your co-workers desk and ask them if they knew Kristin had an acting career? When they look at you and then ask who Kristin is, then just say never mind and grab a piece of candy from their jar. Oh, you know you have someone in your office who has a candy jar. The more annoying the person, the better the quality of candy. Yeah, that person who is stocking it filled with Snickers in hopes that someone will come over and say a few words to them. Not the person who has that bulk candy stuff they got 75% off the week after Halloween. They are just creepy.

Kristin told Coco Eco Magazine which is neither about Conan or about chocolate that she is turning down acting roles to focus more on family but still plans on destroying what is left of her shoe and jewelry line. Don't tell me you have something from one of her collections. Go ask your co-worker if they do. This time get a Milky Way. No nuts to clean from your teeth.

31 comments:

Gayeld said...

*finishing Kit Kat* Never heard of her. Now, who was that that had the Dove Dark Chocolate?

ethorne said...

Well she acts like she's still relevant.

LottaColada said...

I'm more impressed that enties are using paragraphs today. Good job!

paula said...

lol! When I saw the headline, my first thought was, "Kristin Cavallari has an acting career?"

eris hilton said...

"the more annoying the person, the better the quality of candy"

you ain't never lied. This is why i wait for them to get up to go fishing for those snickers.

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Erin B said...

I'm sure she's lying, but if not, who the hell is trying to hire her for acting gigs? Joe Francis?

VIPblonde said...

I'm putting my acting career on hold too. I'm sure just as many people will be affected by my announcement as there were by Kristin Cavallari's

The Real Dragon said...
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The Real Dragon said...

I saw that ghost movie she died in. I know she would win Oscar one day

SusanB said...

I've heard the name but I honestly have no idea who she is. I thought she was a professional girlfriend.

jane3113 said...

That photo illustrates why you leave the modeling to models.

There is no way this chick would turn down an acting job. Ever.

texas rose said...

Wasn't there a blind a while ago about celebrity with reality actress girlfriend that he really can't stand and they only got back together because of a surprise. The popular guess was Cutler and her and the surprise was the baby.

Gossip Marmalade said...

In fairness to her The Hills was so fake it was almost like they were acting.
Can't stand her.

Me said...

i watched the hills for one season, and there was mention of kristin. i didn't know who she was. one day i hear a girl on the radio talking shit about lauren conrad (star of "the hills" and the show lauren and kristen did together before "the hills"). it was kristen. she could not say enough about how stupid "the hills" was, and that the reality "star" title was a joke. i wish someone would find that interview, play it for her and ask for her comment. one quote was "well, IF you can call being a reality star a job!!! i don't think that qualifies as a job!!"

Gayeld said...

@ethorne. Still? Was she ever?

Katie Cunningham said...

I almost feel bad for her. It is so obvious her "fiance" wants nothing to do with her and she is faking everything. Sad really.

lazyday603 said...

DListed is writing for CDAN now? That's great news. Now if we can get him to write the blinds too it would be perfect.

Sherry said...

What the hell is Coco Eco Mag and who quotes from it..Talk about completely obscure.

lalalalauren said...

I work alone, but will take this as a cue to eat one of these dark chocolate Hershey kisses sitting next to me!

auntliddy said...

Yes, I too have retired from show biusiness to concentrate on my pithy commenting, lol. Wth is she returing from?

auntliddy said...

Business, retiring. Sorry!

Cee Kay said...

Oh god, I really want a Milky Way now! Can't get 'em here in Canada. I stock up like CRAZY whenever we go to Vegas!

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Staple611 said...

I just went to our mail room to get a Snickers. Great idea, Enty!

Also, (a) never heard of this magazine (b) she looks like a developmentally disabled tramp in that picture, and (c) she is not an actor.

All about Eve said...

How will we ever make it without her in our TV screens???!!!

crila16 said...

Kristen couldn't even act when she was on a reality show. She doesn't speak correctly. Her mouth looks weird when she speaks.

Anna Nonymous said...

Honey, that call was dropped a long time ago.

Anna Nonymous said...

Hey I have the good candy jar! thank God it's far enough away that I don't even notice it anymore. it's funny when I hear a disembodied hand rifling through it sneakily, trying to find it's favorite.

Anna Nonymous said...

Was that CokeHo Echo magazine?

Lelaina Pierce said...

Only idiots (like me) who watched The Hills would know who she is. She's designing shoes for Chinese Laundry. The Hills ended in 2010, so it's kind of amazing she's still around.