Thursday, May 09, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Robin Williams is right. He did wear it better.

Britney Spears out with her 9 to 5 Monday through Friday boyfriend.
Not the best look ever for Courtney Love.
Speaking of horrible looks, hello Courtney Stodden.
Long time no see on a red carpet, Ashanti at the A&E upfronts.
Chloe Sevigny was there.
Ditto the Duck Dynasty families and
what feels like the last remaining Storage Wars stars.
I feel like Debra Messing is about to go to a couture toga party.

55 comments:

Pogue Mahone said...

Ha! The dresses in the first photos looks like our sofa!

Sarah said...

Is Chloe wearing a bib?

Marieeee said...

Off topic, but wouldn't it be funny if 50 years from now, someone made a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that played him won an Oscar.

LottaColada said...

Coke mom!

Diana G said...

I like Ashanti's outfit.
I hate what Courtney Love & Courtney Stodden are wearing...what were they thinking?! @_@

Oh by the way..."Hey, Coke Mom!"

Count Jerkula said...

Storage Wars Brandy

Ashanti

Spears

Marieeee said...

Also, even though Debra Messing is a relatively awful actress, I will always love her. Solely because of the early Will & Grace seasons.

libby said...

Allover print hides
allover pee stains.

DUH.

discoflux said...

@Count - Marry, Fuck, Kill?

Topper Madison said...

I would never have recognized Courtney Love. The tattoos are the only giveaway.

libby said...

Messing has a helluva nose usually....but doesn't it look like it's collapsing now, like the bridge is shadowy & doughy-looking?

JMO.

parissucksliterally said...

JFC to both Courtneys. And WHY would the even let Stodden in a kid's store front door?


Lucas said...

I remember when Storage Wars came out and there were rumors she had done porn. I scoured the internet trying to see if that was true.

Count Jerkula said...

@Disco: No, just top 3 I'd like to F. I've been missing out on some stuff in these photo posts, so I had to come up with a reason to post a comment and subscribe.

The Dude said...

Who is Stodden doing that allows her to keep making appearances?

Momster said...

Lucas, you martyr, you. :)

Would rather see a pic of Barry than Brandy--is he still on? Haven't watched the show in some time.

Gayeld said...

*snort* That would be hilarious.

LottaColada said...

@Count- What, Chloe Sevigny gets no love from the Jerkula?

skimpymist said...

I don't like brandy's dress, it looks like she sewed a doily on the sides. Where's Barry, I want to see him too.

I agree with entry Robin William's rocked that dress.

DewieTheBear said...

@libby - Comment of the Day!

New Life and Attitude said...

@ Marieeeee - that would be freakin' hysterical!

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: Chloe would be #4. Ever since Kids, I've had date rape fantasies about her, and according to that Brown Bunny movie, I believe she is a swallower. Unfortunately, the last naked image of her I have seen was when she played the tranny and had a cock & balls on her. It took a lil bit of the shine off her.

Anna Nonymous said...

toga! toga! toga! and yeah, Robin wore it better.

Del Riser said...

@Momster, Barry is still on. The last episode I watched they had a new father, daughter auctioneer duo for the day. Barry was hitting on the daughter. They didn't quite know what to make of him.

libby said...

Aw, thanks Dewie. I realized yesterday that print might have been because of her LIFESTYLE CHOICES. *wink*

Kowalski said...

Are the Duck Dynasty people contractually obligated to always wear the bandannas?

Jeneral said...

So are pants optional now? Hope C. Love didn't start using the bad shit again. This is what she looks like when she falls off the wagon and smacks her head on the pavement.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Did you guys see Anna Wintour dissed Kimmy K, by cropping her out of the Kanye shot on Vogue.com? I love that bitch.

Sue in MO said...

I've said before Courtney Stodden isn't going to be happy until she can walk around totally naked. Looks like she's dressing a bit closer to that time.

I saw the Kim K crop on Vogue.com. Classic burn!!!! You know Anna totally did not want her there; wonder what Kanye had to do to get her to allow it?

Lucas said...

It was hard work but someone had to do it.

Jessie said...

Ahh! I love that she was cropped out. Because it's Kim AND that dress was BAD!

kelgela2 said...

Wait...what happened to the other storage wars stars? I know that one dude died, David left....

Count Jerkula said...

They are phasing out Daryl and the Auctioneer couple. Probably they asked for more money, but who knows.

kelgela2 said...

Nooo i like Darrel.

SN: Can someone link the cropped out Kim K photo?

TotallyDistracted said...

So is camo couture trending now? By the comments and things Brandi does, I thought she was at least an exotic dancer before Storage Wars. I like her. Not the dress though. At least it's better than what the majority of the celebrities are wearing in this group. Jeez. Love all the fallout from Kim's flower flotilla of fashion. Hee hee.

califblondy said...

Debra Messing Tweeted that she had won some Mother of the year award. I still hope she's not coke mom but I still wanna believe in Santa so I'm probably wrong.

hotchacha said...

Thanks Enty for the Britney blind reveal: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/04/blind-item-3_23.html

Courtney Stodden's makeup isn't as hideous as it used to be. That's a positive change.

And maybe Robin Williams wore that better, but no man rocks a floral suit like Don Cherry: http://doncherryjacketwatch.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/doncherryhnic20120114.jpg

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@kelgela: Vogue Cropped Kim out of Met Gala photos

The best is they def could have chosen a stand alone pic of Kanye, but purposely chose a couple pic and cropped her. The only pic of Kim on the site was a shot of just her head hahaha.

TinaRenee said...

Cortney Stodden doesn't have pants on

Layna Day said...

Everything about Courtney Stodden screams ABUSE VICTIM AND SOLD OFF BY MY MOMMA FOR A DOLLAR.

All about Eve said...

@Count, for some reason I found Chloe sexy in Big Love

All about Eve said...

@Onyx, no way! Lmao!!!! I have to go see it!

CDAN Reader said...

Courtney Love looks like a post-op tranny with those man arms and NO HIPS! She’s on her what, 5th nose? Her Dumbo ears are distracting as hell. Forget the tranny reference, she looks more like one of Dexy’s Midnight Runners. What. The. F*ck?

nunaurbiz said...

Love the Storage Wars couple. They clean up nice!

Count Jerkula said...

@All about Eve: I agree. Her character kinda annoyed me in that, but she looked good. I stopped watching after a season or 2 though.

Jenn said...

Why are the Duck Dynasty ladies in camo? I've seen them wear nice normal clothes. Jeez. For the record, I live where they're from, I don't own a camo dress.
I'll say, these folks are pretty cool, those dresses aside.

That Stodden girl makes Bynes look only 3/4 as crazy as usual.

T. E. Cuz said...

the press backdrop in stodden's photo is wrinkled... gonna guess it was a bootleg sort of event.

ashanti looks great.

iknowpeople said...

Since when is it appropriate to have rape fantasies? Others may find Count Jackass amusing, I think he's a sick bastard.

Beardyweirdy said...

Never posted on here but I've lurked for years. Usually read when I can't sleep.

@ I know, just gotta say, my ex girlfriend has huge fantasies about being overpowered. Don't think she was sick. We all have pretty base desires in one way or another, we just don't act on the them. The Count wasn't planning his weekend for chrisakes.

PJJ said...

@iknowpeople you obviously don't understand fetishes, keep your ignorance to yourself

Count Jerkula said...

@iknowpeople: Not rape, date rape, which requires much more charm, because you gotta get the date in the first place.

Any how, the joke is a play off a scene in the move Kids, where a dude boinks a passed out, tender young Chloe (who unbeknownst to him has the High 5). So, if anything, hate the movie not me, because I would have never had the fantasy if it wasn't for the movie. Just like I'd never torture small animals if it wasn't for listening to Judas Priest and I wouldn't enjoy weed if it wasn't glamorized in the movie Friday.



Brittany said...

Hello all! Long time cdan creeper here. I figured its time to start making some comments.
Kim K- Bless her heart. The fuck is she thinking. I bet Anna wish she would of brought some Round-up with her to douse that bitch in.
Courtney- nobody wants to buy pictures of you naked because we're a cunt hair away from seeing it for free and it's probably wrecked.
And last but not least....the one person I will always defend is Britney. She seems much happier now and I truly believe she's going to have a great year. Yeah it bothers me that she wears the same ratty ass stained up clothes Courtney love wouldn't even touch but whatever she does what she wants. I still love her.

Brittany said...

Btw Sorry so long. I just wanted to add that I love reading the comments from all of you. It's very entertaining to come here after dealing with people all day and read these often times hilarious comments.

libby said...

Brittany--Thank you. Welcome!

kelgela2 said...

Does anyone remember that scene in Mean Girls when Cady was full plastic and in the store where Janice worked? Cady kept talking about Regina and all of a sudden Janice asks, "What is that smell?" Cady says, "It's my new perfume, Regina gave it to me." yeah... somehow, I would love to have seen Anna spray some good smelling perfume near Kim K saying, "Smells like baby skank."