Thursday, June 27, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former A list Tweener and now just a C list actress always looking for work says she stopped talking to this other A list Tweener because when she would come over, his friends would try and get her wasted and then would grope her. One time she said they threatened her when she tried to leave and made her do some things which she does not like to discuss.

77 comments:

Entyonamobile said...

Blind Item #1

This foreign-born C list celebrity offspring has a penchant for having her picture taken. But this isn't about her activities with her current boyfriend. She should really be worried about the pictures that her ex is shopping around. Her celebrity parent would be shocked!!

Ron Burgandy said...

Oh, Champ, Champ, we’re not really gonna actually do that. We were just flapping our gums.

Robin Daggers said...

Amanda Bynes and Emma Watson

Ron Burgandy said...

Wow. It never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or...wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

BoobsNSnatch said...

Miley Cyrus isn't foreign born, but I'll go with her.

Count Jerkula said...

Peter and Jan Brady.

Robin Daggers said...

Drake and Josh

Robin Daggers said...

Bill and Ted

Robin Daggers said...

Laurel and Hardy

Ron Burgandy said...

It’s quite pungent. It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Robin Daggers said...

Shaggy and Scooby Doo

Robin Daggers said...

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Robin Daggers said...

Ham and Cheese

Amanda's Wig said...

I bet its that betch Jennie Garth! Her husband left her becuz she was so ugly and he thought she was in Wayne's World!

Sweet Brown said...

Tweener? What in HELL is a tweener?

Ain't nobody got time fo' made up words!

Robin Daggers said...

Carbon and Dixoide

Robin Daggers said...

Gas and Matches

Robin Daggers said...

Sweet and Brown

Ron Burgandy said...

Brian, I’m going to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. That doesn’t make sense.

Ron Burgandy said...

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods.

Sarah said...

What is happening in the comments? I'm not even drinking yet.

EmmaWatsonBetches said...

This isn't me and Daniel. I'm at least a B list actress, right??? Oh God please let me be a B List! Perks of Being a Wallflower? Come on.....I know JSierra hated Bling Ring but some of you liked it right? Saw it maybe? I'm going to need a drink.

Ashley said...

I thought the comments were going to be screened?

Robin Daggers said...

Hash and Browns

Robin Daggers said...

Band and Camp

Ron Burgandy said...

1001...1002...1003...Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.

a non a miss said...

Interesting that Ent took down the disclaimer the sane day the trolls showed up?

More clicks equal more money for the big guy.

a non a miss said...

Oops I had an auntliddy moment. SAME day, not sane ;)

Ron Burgandy said...

Oh, did I? Oh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely life my right arm ‘cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting; I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgandy said...

You have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsinus. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life.

LottaColada said...

@a non a miss- WOW the disclaimer is gone! Good catch

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Kristin said...

Hudgens and Efron.

Ron Burgandy said...

I’m just gonna grab this shirt, if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns, they’ll get you.

Mlgmay99 said...

Ya............
Me too.

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Meanie Reese said...

Right? I think you're onto something. ;)

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Ashley said...

This absolutely made my morning.

Meanie Reese said...

I dunno who the trolls are, but Im not groovin on the ass that is deadpussy. Nasty!

Amber said...

@Ashley - your avatar made my morning.

SophiaB said...

Might as well get started. Will be a loooong day now the crankpants troll squad is in da house. What's your poison? I am a tequila and rum girl, though St. Germain's liquer is kinda nice.

EmmaWatsonBetches said...

What's an Enties?

Pompous Platypus said...

I know everything's gonna be okay

Ashley said...

Thanks :)

Gayeld said...

I'll even give you a B+, honey. All those years of dealing with Hermione's hair have to count for something.

Ashley said...

Just an endless circle of assholes.

CantHaveMyPurse said...

Mmmmm. Peanut butter and jelly........

MollyMo said...

Haha yes!

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deadpussy said...

Thanks

Amanda's Wig said...

Gayeld I auditioned for the role of Hermione"s hair, but they "went a different direction." So fucking rude, they were ugly anyway!

EmmaWatsonBetches said...

Thanks Gayeld, but I'm afraid your kind words might be too late. I just drank three shots of tequila. The pressures of Hollywood are just too much you know? Don't have anything to do today so might as well get pissed.

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

Yep too late

MichaelaK said...

And never the twain shall meet.

Aria Swank said...

Deadpussy have you seen what Meanie looks like? It might work if you had a bag over her head, preferably the plastic kind that L.A. has recently banned. You'd get lost in layers of blubber before you found her ass.

MichaelaK said...

Emma, I'll be there in a few. Chloe Grace Moretz rang and asked if she could come, is that OK? (She didn't. But I'll text her. She's my Mimosa Baby.)

MichaelaK said...

You, Ariaaaaa! Talking to yourself, real original!

Gayeld said...

Next time try vodka. You'll feel a lot better about yourself the next day. Tequilla is no friend of mine.

Not anymore, anyway.

Sherry said...

OMG Boobs! Where in the HELL did you get that? Hilarious!

Amber said...

@Gayeld - Nice thing about tequila, though, is that it's agave instead of refined sugar, which means it's paleo! :)

Sherry said...

Oh interesting A non a miss..I didn't see that until now. Hmmm...Weird.

Hey Reese!

Mango said...

Chloe Moretz

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

@Mikaela K yes! Invite that betch, she's very cool. I wanted her to be in bling ring but she was busy filming Kick Ass 2

I like tequila, what's your drink?

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Suzzique said...

wow. the comment section is ruined. bummer.

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

Thanks Gayeld. I switched to champagne the tequila was making me a little mouthy!

ms snarky said...

This is so boring.

Except DrunkEmma is a teensy bit amusing.

Harlow17 said...

someone and beiber? maybe vanessa h

Mlgmay99 said...

It is exhausting .......

Slap-n-Tickle said...

These comments are hilarious! They're better than the blinds.

Charlotte. said...

I have a soft spot for these guys. They're creative and oft' hilarious. And I love Ron Burgandy

rajahcat said...

drinking much today?

rajahcat said...

no it must be super moon withdrawal

PJJ said...

Lol. Kind of fits though