Friday, June 21, 2013

Blind Item #2

This B+ list celebrity who used to fancy herself an actress when she was younger was found in a hotel hallway this week. Face down. Clutching a bottle of pills in one hand and her dress in the other. She was wearing a pair of panties and that is it. A close relative was also staying in the hotel, but was unaware that her relative was not in the room.

48 comments:

Cathy said...

Bynes? Reid? Someone older?

dee123 said...

Lohan, Bynes, Reid. Take your pick.

libby said...

I WANT this to be Paris, and Nicky....But it's not. paris is former A, current F-. SIGH.

LottaColada said...

Miley

VIPblonde said...

Meg Ryan ;)

SaintsFan said...

Lohan is still in rehab, right? For once, can't be her.

MissMoPR said...

Is Taylor Momsen B+?

Wendy Wilshire said...

Mischa Barton?

tm0004 said...

Emma roberts

Count Jerkula said...

I hope VIP/Enty is wrong. Meg pilled up, face down/ass up wearing only panties is not hot, just sad.

I don't think Meg "fancied" herself an actress either, she had a legit career.

I'ma think Barton, because isn't her mom stuck to her hip all the time?

Iceberg said...

Dammit, VIP! ;)

MissMoPR said...

Does Meg Ryan have substance issues, though? Also, who would the relative be? I dont think JM would be described as a relative, and they'd probably share a room.

nevermindthat said...

Could this be Kim from the housewives of Beverly Hills. She was an actress when she was younger. She was in Escape to Withch Mountain. She even did a movie with RDJ. I think she is still struggling with her substance abuse issues. The close relative could be her sister Kyle who has often said she feels like Kim's babysitter sometimes.

nevermindthat said...

Witch Moutain; damn cell phones

seabee said...

I thought Kim Richards too.

Anna Nonymous said...

Kim Richards makes sense, Meg looks too with it to be strung out on pills, and Mellencamp looks with it and happy too in the link.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Wow, VIP's firing on absolutely no cylinders today! Meg Ryan has had a long and legitimate and mostly successful acting career.

However her star may have lately dimmed, there's absolutely no way she can be described as having "used to fancy herself an actress."

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Hahaha. Yeah I was going to give the definition of "fancy herself" - which implies she believed it but was deluded.

Count Jerkula said...

@Prada: Meg Ryan is certainly deluded, but not in regards to her acting.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

P.S. I looked at the link VIP provided, and was surprised to see her w John Mellencamp again...I thought they had broken up!?! Her face is really jacked up :/

Ms Cool said...

Geez, Meg used to be so darling.

sandybrook said...

I think its Miley.

Count Jerkula said...

Miley would be very hot for this blind.

I envision playing Hide the Oxy, where there is a pill somewhere on my person, and she has to run her hands up and down my body, while I do "Hotter/Colder", to find the pill's location and retrieve it.

AudreyHempburn said...

I can see this as the Richards sisters in reverse too. Kyle was in Halloween but didn't work nearly as much as Kim and with all of the Mauricio tranny threesome rumors it might be tempting to take a bunch of pills. Whoever it is, I hope they get better. :/

crila16 said...

I could totally see this being someone like Kim Richards.

Sugar said...

I agree with the Kim Richards guess.

skimpymist said...

Gaby Hoffman.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

And, again, Kim Richards was a legitimate child/teen actress with a successful career. She's long past having that, but it wasn't just her imagination.

Phillygrrl said...

Ashlee

Jon said...

I'll go with Kyle Richards. Kim was a major actress in her day.

srah2k said...

One of the Olsen twins?

Sugar said...

Then what exactly does it mean to fancy yourself an actress? I know what it means technically but either you have acted or you haven't, right? Someone who used to fancy herself an actress means that she never really acted but thought she did?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugar: I took it to mean she thought she had acting talent.

EpicBlonde said...

Ashlee Simpson?

Sugar said...

Thanks, Mr. Jerkula.
That sure opens up the field of choices, doesn't it? ;-)
I still say Kim if I use Count's definition. Though, now that I think about it, Kim Richards is a B+ list celebrity? I'd say C- at best. Dang, just talked myself out of my own guess.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Courtney Love!

Lily Bart said...

Dear lord, stop it, Meg Ryan w the plastic surgery!! Stop the madness!

Sherry said...

I was thinking it was the Richards sister who's been struggling with sobriety but now I think it's Ashlee and the relative was sister Chestica. And as much as I abhor Asslee I do hope she gets it together. At least for her kid.

Mango said...

Not Paris; she wouldn't be wearing panties. Seriously.

@ JAS - I thought you were a smart guy? VIP/Enty was just kidding. Wow.

Fish said...

@VIP - you're cracking me up today with all your misdirection - haha!

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anon said...

I'm liking that Asslee Simpson guess. She also fancies herself a singer.

M. Brown said...

She was my first thought. I think they are filming now too.

Cee Kay said...

VIP did a winky face; I think she's being ironic.

MadLyb said...

@nevermindthat - I think you've solved it!

flowerpower said...

Eww, just eww.

McMama said...

Long time lurker, very long.. I like this guess. It was my first thought too.

McMama said...

Long time lurker, very long.. I like this guess. It was my first thought too.