Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Blind Item #2

According to at least three people who have hooked up with this former A+ list tweener and now an A list celebrity quickly falling I hope to something much lower, he has some crazy hangups when it comes to him getting naked which is surprising because of what he does on a regular basis. Shirt comes off, but not much else and none of them were allowed to touch his nether regions, he only touched theirs.

32 comments:

Alexstrasza said...

Bieber?

Unknown said...

What? This deeply religious young man has sexual hang ups? Shocking.

Charlotte. said...

I saw a pic of him with his pampers deliberately on display and pushed right down low and I wanted to vomit/cry until my eyes bled

Count Jerkula said...

He don't want anyone seeing the baby dick w/o a confidentiality clause in a contract? Hopefully that means my sweet Selena aint all blowed out.

I bet he giggled every time he touched them too.

libby said...

He needs those diaper pants because he's a 'nevernude'.

And it's NOT funny!

Alexstrasza said...

Yay, I got one! Mind, it probably should have been labeled "easy easy" lol

Charlotte. said...

Arrested Development is never not relevant.

MadamChef said...

A nevernude! LOL libby!

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Ari said...

Good for him...he controls what he does at least in that aspect

OKay said...

The easy ones are NEVER marked that way, and the ones marked easy are usually subject to a lot of debate...Enty is kind of an idiot.

eris hilton said...

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

crila16 said...

The Beibs...and that's fine. Touch my nether regions...I don't care about his. Make it all about me.

mmshukla008 said...

I thought bieber was the BI who was proud to have gotten an STD a while back? maybe he has outbreaks...

Unknown said...

The biebs.

Hanwi said...

So Bieber has a small one, I suppose. Might explain his asshole attitude...

Sugar said...

Baby dick!

Alicia said...

Libby ya beat me too it ( shaking my fist in the air now ) :)

libby said...

Alicia--LOL! I think this blind might have been written to inspire that joke...Seems so obvious why Bieb wears those pants now, huh?

Unknown said...

That's hilarious!

Unknown said...

So what you're saying is that the Biebs has handled a bunch dicks and balls but won't let anyone touch his. Selfish.

Anonymous said...

Hung like a baby carrot

Gypsy said...

Steroids are bad but they are even worse if you start taking them before you are fully developed. The only thing that this kid will ever have that is long and hard is his downward spiral.

Unknown said...

Probably teensy, hairless and herpes addled. And now the mental picture burned in my mind will never go away.

Sherry said...

So now that Lohag is not creating blinds they're all about Beibs? This gets old and boring.

Seachica said...

This could be some douchebag way he deals with the contrast between his religious up ringing and the amoral world he inhabits. He is saving his privates for a girlfriend

Oh, who am I kidding?! He has a teeny tiny penis with scales and scabs all over it

Unknown said...

Bieber. Hope he falls much lower, off the map.

Jenn said...

Weird little person.

evie2345 said...

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

evie2345 said...

Lol, I should have scrolled down further to see yours

Hegg said...

I don't know these tweener types but this sounds like it may be a case of past abuse issues.

kelgela2 said...

He might have taken everything off before, but someone gave him a 'present', so now he doesn't take it all off.

My ex would tell me I was fat, that he didn't want to see my fat stomach, so he made me buy a bunch of camis and that's the only thing I wear now when I have sex even though the guy I'm doing it with wants me to take it off.

It's not the same, but maybe there's a reason along with a small penis.

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