Saturday, June 29, 2013

Blind Item #2

This former B list mostly television actor who was on a very hit almost network show has been spending the past several weeks after his breakup basically living with three women. He was trying to see all of them independently, but just gave up and said that if they wanted to be with him, they all needed to live with him. They all accepted and it is like a mini Playboy Mansion.

50 comments:

audrey said...

Ian Sommerhalder from the Vampire Diaries.

Count Jerkula said...

Once all 3 shark weeks start to coincide, dude gonna hang himself. Whenever you enter into a situation like that it is imperative to have all your pets spayed.

Anna Nonymous said...

I don't see the problem, if they all know what's going on. I don't think it could work for more than a month, personally I wouldn't want to share, but those starf#$r women are so desperate, remember the Difficult Brown story about girls agreeing to anything just to be able to be with him? Vom!

AnonyMousE said...

Dammit, Count!! Don't make me snort coffee!

Kenneth said...

It states WAS, so I'll go with Chace Crawford

Cee Kay said...

As a woman, I should be offended...but damned if Count doesn't speak truth...

HannahBanana said...

Penn badgely & Zoe Kravitz just broke up....he was on Gossip Girl...

Cee Kay said...
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Cee Kay said...

And Yay! No more moderation! Like it was helping anyway (what WAS that with moderating everybody but printing the troll BS anyway?)

HannahBanana said...

He was seeing them independently, but NOW it's like a mini pb mansion..

Sherry said...

Yup if all parties are open to it more power to ' em.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Ian sommerhalder is probably gay....

texas rose said...

I'm going to assume he requires girl on girl action also. Chances are two of them will hook up and leave the situation. Does sound kind of desperate and sad on the girls part though. Celebrity is a powerful magnet though.

Sugar said...

AnonyMousE, did you ever find your cheese?
I've been worried sick!

AnonyMousE said...

Sugar! No!! I don't have my cheese!! *sob*

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MadamChef said...

One more time! I was going to call this Bill Paxton but Big Love was HBO and stopped airing in 2009. Plus he's mostly movie other than BL. Ian Somerhalder (sp?) is being courted as the next Christian Grey, this kind of salacious blind would totally help with that. He's already a man-whore in real life, don't you think he'd be perfect for the part? This 50 Shades movie needs to happen soon so we can stop hearing about it.

Count is right, shark week in a dorm is called the prom scene in the movie Carrie. Everyone freaking out and yelling at each other, it all ends in blood and shock.

Brenda L said...

I'm assuming everyone has been checked for the various STDs and all will remain faithful in the relationship(s). *snicker*

Sugar said...

:-(
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laura said...

Um. If this is Ian, that's fucking hot. That is all.

Tyger Lilly said...

"Shark weeks".... Jeebus Count, you're going straight to hell.

Don't know who this is, but it would be fun to tag & release the crabs like they do with salmon to see how far they've travelled once mating season has ended.

orpheus12 said...

I'll go with Patrick J. Adams

missmol said...

This has been the grossest yet most hilarious comment section all week.Thank you!

lucy said...
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lucy said...

I nominate Count for the comments hall of fame.

I don't even like to be around myself during shark week.

The BLS said...

+1.

I think he fits this better than Somerhalder... Although I would totally live in a mini-Playboy mansion with him with zero complaints. Yum.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Penn badgely and Zoe Kravitz just broke up. Obviously almost network show is gossip girl..

Wasn't there a blind regarding swinging/revolving door of women in out of Penn's and Zoe's bedroom?


Iceberg said...

@Laura - I agree! But it says "was" on the show, and Ian is still on VD.

Unknown said...

James Van Der Beek? I thought I read he was getting divorced.

penelope jane said...

I absolutely heart you, Count.

audrey said...

Funny---I thought all the guys on Gossip Girl were gay.

Massive G said...

Definitely Tom Cruise, and the three ladies are all power bottoms

a non a miss said...

She didn't find it cause I ate it all. I ate all the cheese.

MadamChef said...

What is a "power bottom"?

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you all. I like to fancy myself a Solution Man, like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction, only in a POS car and w/o the hot chick.

Cee Kay, I appreciate your honesty.

Tiger lilly, I can't believe the shark week part is what made you think I'm going to hell.

Also, to avoid crabs, pets should be Brazilian waxed. You should never have pets running around feral and grooming is a big part of maintaining their health and well being. If you take away the crabs habitat, to avoid the risk.

Count Jerkula said...

Power bottom: receiver who tries to dictate the session by calling the shots.

That is my take anyway. I'm on my phone so I aint doin a cut and paste from urban dictionary.

Gayeld said...

Thank you. I can't stand the stuff.

Redd said...

Delicately stated

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Harvey never had no hot chick with him in Pulp Fiction. Speaking of - I never understood why he was in a tuxedo at 8 in the morning. Somebody wanna explain that to moi?

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Sherry said...

That attire, JBE is what one would expect for a fixer like M.Wolf. How effective would it have been if he dressed like The Dude"? Come to think of it that would be a hilarious substitution in a parody.

mygeorgie said...

I'm actually looking forward to my next Shark Week, just so I can use that term. Thanksuverymuch Count!

Count Jerkula said...

@jbe: he had the tux on cause he's a pimp.

He didn't have a chick with him in the car? Or you just sayin she wasn't hot? I don't remember it all well enough to argue the quality of Harvey's Ho.

Tyger Lilly said...

Tuxedo or not, I'd do Harvey in Pulp Fiction. It's the whole power/take charge thing. Course I'd also do him in Bad Lieutenant (the whole tons of blow/sex with whores thing).

Unknown said...

This is not someone from GG. All 3 are gay.

MadamChef said...

Power bottom: receiver who tries to dictate the session by calling the shots.

Thank you, Count Jerkula. That does add some definition to Massive G's defensive responses.

Hegg said...

Hank Azaria

bink said...

Sheen?

CaliGirlinVA said...

Harvey was in a tux because he was coming from a party. The blond he left with at the end was Julia Sweeney (yes, the one from SNL).

Jaiden_S said...

I think all three male leads from GG are gay,too. Well we know 2 are for sure.

I'm leaning toward the Ian S. guess.