Friday, June 14, 2013

Charlie Sheen Ticked Off At Farrah Abraham

Apparently Charlie Sheen is just a wee bit upset at Farrah Abraham for releasing their text messages to the public. I'm not sure what he expected since Farrah also sold photos of herself getting her latest boob job and will sell anything, anywhere at anytime to anyone who asks if the check is large enough. In response, Charlie drafted a manifesto. I guess some people would call it a strongly worded letter, but when there are misspellings to this degree and the words are so inflammatory, I think it is more of a manifesto.

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

I think he did forget to add the p.s., that he is still willing to have sex with her.

44 comments:

G said...

I found the letter amusing, but she won't get it. She'll be tired of looking up words somewhere around "recall".

FSP said...

The Enties calling out Chuck for grammar? Hahahaha!

Henriette said...

She got his tiger blood boiling.

LeGrange said...

Ha!

a non a miss said...

Woo Carlos!

Cassandra Kelly said...

Tranny boobs hahahaha

S.joy said...

I usually try to to ignore Charlie's antics... but this right here is waaaay to hilarious.. I just can't take it lol

Cleodacat said...

Gotta love Charlie for saying outloud what most of us think.

sifichick said...

Gotta love when Charlie tries to sound smart. Awww bless...

Renoblondee said...

That was funny!

Seachica said...

I love it, but Charlie shouldn't be disparaging someone for doing porn. For the tranny boobs and 5 o'clock shadow, sure. But Charlie hangs out with enough porn stars that he shouldn't throw stones.

Henriette said...

He's winning!

SueRH said...

Other than "congratz", which was probably intentional, what else is spelled incorrectly? Maybe Enty doesn't recognize PROPER spelling.

sandybrook said...

How many times did he screw her before she went public? Love em and leave em Charlie strikes again and the only thing any good about this p.o.s. is his bank account.

S.joy said...

*too

greenmountaingal said...

Charlie rocks.

fancyscreenname said...

Damn, he has a way with words....

Lol

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Tempestuous Grape said...

My favorite line is "your daughter must be so proud" --- yeah, exactly Mr. Sheen.

phoenix said...

@fancy, he sure does, lol. He's a putdown wordsmith.

phoenix said...

@Tempestuous, yeah.. but that's not going to go over well with his many friends in the porn industry.

LottaColada said...

@FSP +1

Anna Nonymous said...

Lovely, I hope that this is real, and not something Enty wrote as some seem to think above. Tranny boobs! Frankenboobie.

SaintsFan said...

@Anna, many sites are carrying this same story so I'm going to say yes, it's real. I'm so happy she has been publicly humiliated and hope there are more times like this in the future for her until she fades off of my gossip sites. I am a teen mom junkie but I can't stand her.

Alita said...

I don't take it as Chuckie dissing the porn industry - I read it as him putting her pornish capacity down. The "recent attempt at porn" part.

Personally i'm not keen on porn, and I do think it's (the overwhelming prevalence) becoming a bit of a societal problem. But credit where it's due - Charlie owns who he is (that and being occassionally amusing is the only credit I give him!). I'd go as far as the hypocritical comment about the daughter being proud was a sarcastic jab at Farah Abraham's apparent 'it's all to build her a better life!' schtick.

urban chaos said...

Oh Charlie. The man pays heavily to keep things professional- doesn't Farrah know this golden rule? She's just missed out on a lot of gifts and $$ because if nothing else, we know Mr. Sheen is generous with his friends.

__-__=__ said...

I'm sure enties didn't write this. Not enough had in it! Carlos is winning with this! And I don't think the porn ondustry will "embrace" Backdoor Ferret Frankenhooker.

Diana G said...

I'm glad he put her in her place! Charlie, I love your manifestos!!!

nancer said...

no misspellings i see except for 'congratz'.
other than that, i love the letter. especially the 'glad you survived your lobotomy' part.

charlie could start a business writing insulting letters to people. he's very good at it.

MM said...

The only misspelling is wave/waive. Otherwise, a really well written put-down "manifesto"!

sylmarillion said...

Nice put down, but a tad hypocritical, no? Her kid must be so proud, indeed.

But what about his own kids?

Count Jerkula said...

One thing Charlie likes out of his whores is silence. Kacey Jordan got cut off because she went around and blabbed about the sex and partying. Charlie even pre paid that ho. He gave her a check for $30 or 50K (I forget) which was $10k for time spent and pre paying a couple sessions.

2 major flaws there. 1) a whore taking a check. 2) giving a whore anymore than what was owed. Seasoned trick like Charlie should have known better.

didi67 said...

I kinda love charlie sheen more and more lately. He is so genuine and makes NO apologies for anything. LOL..

HannahBanana said...

Bahahaha hah #winning!!!! Lol!!!

auntliddy said...

Temp, and just imagine how proud his daughters are going to be when old enough to read about his antics!! One thing i will say, he doesnt pretend to be anything other than what he is.

parissucksliterally said...

I have been disgusted by Charlie for years now, but this letter brought him back up a couple of rungs.

GO CHARLIE!!!! #WINNING

Mari said...

That's what you get when you mess with the Warlock.

Cecilia00 said...

Farrah doesn't know how to play that game. She probably for peanuts for the stories of them texting vs. the several hundred grand cash & gifts she would have gotten over a few months with Sheen, not to mention him introducing her to some connected people who could keep checks flowing. Oh well...

iheartjacksparrow said...

My take was Charlie telling her she shouldn't be doing porn because she has a young daughter. I don't know anything about the stars of the porn movies, but I assume all, or close to, don't have young children at home.

bar fly said...

I cant stop thinking of the TMZ video where they asked her to "elaborate" on the existence of her video (before it came out). Her response: "A library?" And then the guy filming said it slowly and she repeated it like a toddler...shes a moron, and thats being nicenice

WareCat said...

"Stagnant douche agua" wil forever be in my daily vocabulary from now on.

Bangagong said...

This makes me want to look up that book of poetry Charlie put out years ago after his stint in jail. I remember he read some on Jay Leno's show and they were pretty funny.

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Goodnight said...

This letter just makes him even more of a hypocritical douche. Her daughter must be so proud? Right, because he's such a stand-up guy and role model for his children.

I can't with this guy. I get that he writes funny putdowns but I can't forgive him for the domestic violence and I can't put it aside to laugh at his antics. We don't condone Chris Brown and Charlie is every bit as bad, if not worse.