Friday, June 14, 2013

Four For Friday - It's Not His Baby

It is Friday so it must be announcement time. I will be quick so you can head over to the gas station and get those last minute Father's Day gifts. They really are never as good as Mother's Day are they? I got my dad a screwdriver one year. It was battery operated. I got it free with a fill up. I know, I know. I feel bad. He did seem to like it though. Anyway, that was last year and this year I made up for it by getting him a set of cups I have acquired from drinking at various sports venues. I will be here all weekend blogging and giving you some reveals from the archives tomorrow and probably on Sunday too. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

It is well known that this couple has had their issues. She feels like she has sacrificed everything in her career to have a family with this B list mix of television and movie actor who has been in some of the biggest movies and television shows of all time. She wanted to be an actress and had really started to gain some traction when she met her soon to be husband. Then she got pregnant and gave up acting for a bit, but wanted to get back into it. The thing is he would not let her audition for anything. He wanted to be the star of the family. Sure, he made sure she got a part here and a part there, but in such a way that she owed him her thanks for making it happen. When new gigs were offered after those appearances he made her turn them down. She was allowed to do nothing. He would always give her one excuse after the other and take jobs that were as far away from Los Angeles as possible and make her go with him just so she could not audition for anything. A couple of years ago the couple were at a party and they were introduced to this A+ list celebrity who was just coming off a notorious breakup. The wife of our actor and the celebrity really got along well and the next thing you know our wife was volunteering at school everyday, or at least what that is what she was telling our actor. Actually she was meeting the celebrity at a recording studio and either having sex with him there or at his hotel. The next thing you knew, she was pregnant. With his baby. She had the baby and convinced her husband it is his. Meanwhile, she continues to see the celebrity whenever she can and her husband is none the wiser.

91 comments:

canopener said...

"At this point there is one radio station we will be using and they have live internet streaming so you will be able to listen anywhere in the world. We got a great deal on the two hours we are buying each week, but had to commit to two months upfront to get the rate we got. It is our hope that after that first two months we will be self sustaining but could use your help getting us off the ground and we would be happy to help you out by mentioning you or your product during those two months.

So, you will notice the donate button to the left and all of the people who are excited about the show would really appreciate your help with $1 or $5 or $10 or whatever you can do. The show is scheduled to kick off on February 26, which is the day before the Academy Awards. I hope you will join me every Saturday morning for bacon and pancakes and a whole lot of fun. So, for this week, leading up to the big game, I am hoping you will be able to help out. It is just a one week thing. As February 26th gets closer, I will give you more details about what station and what time."

--Enty

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/01/radio.html

caffinatedvic said...

Kelly Preston, John Travolta

SKOR said...

But Travolta isn't a B

La Descarada said...

Enty...make them stop, pretty please. With bacon on top.

canopener said...

Yesterday was a great day and I hope today can even be better. To give a little incentive, if we can raise $1500 today, I will reveal 4 or 5 blind items tomorrow from the blind item archives and will definitely be sure to include 1 or 2 really juicy items.

I want to thank everyone who has helped or sent me an e-mail or message on Facebook stating how excited they are about the show. Me too. My mom? Not so much. She is not too keen on having people entering her house early Saturday mornings. I told them if they got me a separate entrance, she would not even notice. Until of course they started cooking.

For those of you who contributed, Carli and I will be thanking you on the air, and yes, one of the first guests will be Jax if she would be willing and that way people can know we are two separate people. I have not asked her yet though.

So, if you are able, please hit the button on the upper left. Have a great day!!

--Enty

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/02/radio.html

auntliddy said...

Ahhhhh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to decieve.

caffinatedvic said...

@SKOR yeah you are right, but that is all I got.

Tenisha said...

What the heck is canopener trying to do with these posts??

MontanaMarriott said...

So she was pregnant twice with the second pregnancy the one she scammed off as his?

There are several actors married to actresses where the actor works more so this could be anybody.

Basil said...

This is juicy. Don't know if it is Travolta and Preston. They seem to make a pretty good team together.

How about Hanks and Rita Wilson?

Norseman said...

All I can think are Kevin Kline or Ben Afflect, but the TV series doesn't fit...

Freshy said...

read this as Channing Tatum and Jenna whatshername

Gayeld said...

I don't see how Preston could possibly have convince Travolta it was his baby unless there was a turkey baster involved (okay, fine, a petri dish.)

Freshy said...

read this as Channing Tatum and Jenna whatshername

Renoblondee said...

^I did too, but I don't think it's them really.

Gayeld said...

Naw, they only have the one baby. This is someone who's first child is old enough to be in school (hence the volunteering excuse.)

Kristin said...

B-list movie and tv actor
Wife had a baby just a couple years ago
A+ celebrity (I'm reading musician) coming off a big break up

Alison said...

Ben Stiller & Christine Taylor?

cdanluva said...

Anthony Edwards? ER and Revenge of the Nerds (to name a few)

A RESIDENT said...

Adam Sandler and his wife

Matt & Jess said...

Anthony Edwards wife is a make up artist(founded Stila)

Silkprint said...

Kevin Kline is a great guess !
Love him as an actor but he comes across as very controlling with that gorgeous wife of his (Phoebe...every time I see her I hear Moving In Stereo in my head ) Plus he has won an AO so his rating should still be up there .

Marieeee said...

I like this guess. She has small parts in his movies- explains why she should be "grateful" for those roles

FlirtyChick74 said...

I don't get these women. Even if you are married what right does your husband have to tell you that you can't have a career but he can?

Kristin said...

Eric Dane, Rebecca gayheart, John mayer

Freshy said...

OK I'm on board with the stiller/Taylor guess... isn't he a well known douche canoe?

msgirl said...

Noooooo! Not Kevin please! By all accounts Phoebe is perfectly happy with her life and is thriving with her boutique. Has Phoebe even had a baby just a few years ago?

Kristin said...

I think their kids are too old.

msgirl said...

OK I'm relieved, Kevin is not B-list. Can you tell I love him?

Sugar said...

Amber Tamblyn
;-)

Liz L said...

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

sandybrook said...

Ive never seen why Christine Taylor would be interested in a turd like Ben Stiller. she could do way better the way she looked. But maybe she was a golddigger and back then Ben did well now not so much.

The Real Dragon said...

@agreed with Gayeld. beside Channing is not tv actor.

The Real Dragon said...

Has ben stiller or ben affleck done tv shows?

Nellie said...

Oohhh good guess. Plus he is a dick!

discoflux said...

Sugar - I hear her book was great.

libby said...

Ben Stiller had "The Ben Stiller Show."

yodelay said...

Ben Stiller got his start on the 90's on his own show on Fox. Jeanine Garafalo was part of his cast. Don't think it was one of the biggest of all time though.

Ja'mie King said...

@The Real Dragon, Stiller did The Ben Stiller Show

Freshy said...

in my head Ben stiller is exactly like his character in Happy Gilmore in real life

Dasha said...

Kevin and Phoebe live in NYC. This BI references LA. Maybe Chris Pratt and Anna Faris? They married in 09 and had a baby in August. As for the A+ celeb, I guess the breakup was in 2011? Ashton/Demi, Russell Brand/Katy Perry, Leo/Blake Lively, Minka Kelly/Derek Jeter, Arnold Schwarzenegger/Maria Shriver... lots of couples broke up that year.

msgirl said...

I'm wondering about the clue that this couple has had well known problems. Is that just for us gossip people or out in public? Because there have been some fairly ugly blinds about Stiller, but someone like my husband would have no clue.

Dasha said...

Oh wait. The BI makes it sound like the baby is not their first. Hm. No clue, then.

Freshy said...

his character in happy Gilmore, stiller played a sadistic nursing home worker but okay?

Liz L said...

Ben Affleck did Voyage of the Mimi.

Gayeld said...

This is my favorite so far. Both because it fits the clues and because I'd kind of like it to be true.

Gayeld said...

@msgirl. Who does the baby look like? *eg*

The Real Dragon said...

Well damn. it could be Ben stiller.

Cathy said...

Stiller and Taylor do have two kids, but the youngest was born in 2005; the wording makes it sounds like the youngest should only be a couple years old.

Anna Nonymous said...

Nice one Sugar. ;) I donated but never got the book! What the hell? Enty's a fake and held a pledge drive years ago. Waaaah! Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee.....

loopymommy said...

Adam Sandler's kids look EXACTLY like him.

Kate said...

Well that's bullshit. I feel like I should go back through the archives and repeatedly post those posts here in the comments. We are going to get everyone their signed amber tamblyn books ;)

Kate said...

Dammit...someone beat me to it

Feed Watcher said...

I find the Can Opener's posts rather interesting.

Did anyone listen to these "bacon and eggs" radio shows?

Do tell.

Sparkwee said...

What about Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher?

Unknown said...

Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka

The Real Dragon said...

Cant be Adam Sandler. those kids look just like him. You cant denied those egg shape head.

Seabee said...

Ben Affleck is A+ movie not B mix.

du bat la said...

I like the Sacha baron Cohen guess

HannahBanana said...

Awesome guess! I'm w/ this!

HannahBanana said...

Ha!!! Yes! Lol, I wish can opener was a can closer.

MadamChef said...

Tenisha, annoy the crap outta everyone?

From what I gather, it's someone who has a serious longtime grudge against Enty. Maybe a former employee? Whoever it is: MEDS STAT! Or smoke a bowl, I hear that helps. %)

JoElla said...

Thank you Alison! I couldnt think of their names.

canopener said...

http://formercriminalprosecutor.blogspot.com/2012/10/cdan-enty-not-true-none-of-it.html

RDJ At The Academy Awards, Enty Not Invited

Enty was most likely the imposter. Pretending to have inside stories provided by more than 1 person, adding up to Himmmm. The proof that Robert Downey, Jr was "a source" member of Himmm was giving out the phone number of someone else. "Natalie Wagner" available in an internet white pages search apparently.

RDJ doesn't read CDAN. No one in Hollywood reads it, seriously. All major stars have press agents, their office takes care of reading press, CDAN isn't on the list. It became a problem when CDAN kept going on & on with exclusive info right from RDJ. Jezebel/Gawker then got on it, as RDJ has major drug/alcohol problems, could he be like drunk dialing or something (internet equivalent)?Answer is no, asked point-blank whether the anonymous commenter is in fact Downey, the star’s publicist, Alan Nierob, told The Daily Beast, “Of course it’s not.”

Got that, his publicist responded because that is what you pay your publicist to do. No one bothers to sue CDAN because it isn't read in Hollywood. Major stars don't have time to sit thru ads & banners to read about themselves. Filming starts very early in the morning, lingers on into the night. That is why Major Stars have agents, personal managers, personal assistants, Gavin de Becker, bodyguards, personal trainers, nannies, stylists, publicists & if they are single faux-mances with co-stars to promote current projects.

Amis said...

In my mind I keep wanting to squeeze Tiger Woods into the A+ celebrity with the notorious breakup role but I have no idea why he would be in a recording studio...

Sparkwee said...

What if the recording studio was for an animated film, not music...

Isla Fisher was in Rise of the Guardians, which was animated and also Rango.. with Johnny Depp.

wahoowifey said...

Nope...just take my word for it. Definitely not him!

crila16 said...

Maggie Gylenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard

crila16 said...

@ canopener. WHO CARES!!!!!!! What point are you trying to prove??? You're a moron. Go away Troll. This is a fun site, whether true or false, so bite me and everyone else on this site.

FrenchGirl said...

Jennie Garth and her ex-husband Peter Facinelli

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Slap-n-Tickle said...

Unknown - LOVE the Jason Bateman / Amanda Anka guess.

evie2345 said...

They only have one kid, and she just got a TV show I think.

evie2345 said...

This would make me so sad!

SugarCoatedBitch said...

Mannnn

I wish I could make Will, Jada, and Mark Anthony fit for this.
But the babies throw off the timeline, yes?

Nolaman said...

Depending on how old it is-Dan Aykrod and Donna Dixon

News said...
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News said...

none the wiser hmmm

News said...

it could be ben stiller, she has barely worked and usually in films he starred, the kid does not look like him too much and nor even the daughter I would say.
And none the wiser seems a clue
He has filmed things abroad including many films of Madagascar. Can be him.

Jenn said...

Jason Bateman and his wife fit as well. I love him to pieces, so I don't want it to be him. But, she's an actress too. No idea on the other guy.

Melissa said...

Biggest movies- I'm guessing I don't want to research, being lazy.

Star Wars series
Jurassic Park "
Transformers"
Lord of the Rings"
Spiderman"
Pirates of the Carribean"
Avatar
Titanic
Batman"

Me said...

I'M a major star, and I read this blog. Of course I'm bigger with the school set than on Hollywood sets, but I've won several PTA awards. You obviously do not know this crowd.

This is juicy blind! I read it as Kevin Kline and phoebe cates. But I don't know the spacing of their kids. Suppose this is unlikely to ever be revealed...

Ellen said...

They were the first ones who came to mind too. He seems like such a jerk

frausimon said...

What about Duchovny and Leoni?

twinkle teaches said...

2007 was when Owen Wilson made a suicide attempt over Kate Hudson.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1568417/owen-wilson-suicide-attempt-confirmed.jhtml

Google image search yielded this pic of Owen, Christine and Ben:

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7648080

And the confused look on Owen sort of reminds me of this on the son:

http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2011-02-07/the-stillers-watch-the-knicks/spl246342_010-wm900-jpg/

Or not.

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Monday, January 31, 2011
Radio

Over the past few years I have done some radio programs as a guest and now the time has come where I, along with my second ex-wife Carli are going to have our very own radio show every Saturday. Yes, for two hours each week you can hear me coming to you live from my basement with my mom and my dad and celebrities and tabloid writers and all of you too. Whether it is calling in or being a guest, I want as many of you to take part as possible too. Although I am doing it for free and so is Carli, the thing is there are lots of other people who are going to be working on the show who can't afford to work for free.

At this point there is one radio station we will be using and they have live internet streaming so you will be able to listen anywhere in the world. We got a great deal on the two hours we are buying each week, but had to commit to two months upfront to get the rate we got. It is our hope that after that first two months we will be self sustaining but could use your help getting us off the ground and we would be happy to help you out by mentioning you or your product during those two months.

So, you will notice the donate button to the left and all of the people who are excited about the show would really appreciate your help with $1 or $5 or $10 or whatever you can do. The show is scheduled to kick off on February 26, which is the day before the Academy Awards. I hope you will join me every Saturday morning for bacon and pancakes and a whole lot of fun. So, for this week, leading up to the big game, I am hoping you will be able to help out. It is just a one week thing. As February 26th gets closer, I will give you more details about what station and what time.

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:00 AM

Goodnight said...

Can't be SBC and Isla - she has been in some huge movies recently and her career is only getting bigger. I think they only have one kid anyway.

It also can't be Ben Stiller - yes he's been in some of the biggest movies of all time, but it says biggest movies AND TV, which would imply the actor has been in some huge TV shows too.

I can't think who it could be.

elspeth said...

Sorry guys, but if you've been here for a while, 'canopener' has a valid complaint [albeit ancient in 'Blog Time'] about Entel's previous money grubbing requests.

Entel did in fact request $$$ to keep the blog going [to pay for licensing rights to pix]and to put on a radio broadcast, inter alia.

He seemed to take in some money, but he reneged on his promises. Whatever happened, he came off as a cheap shyster.

Entel/Enty: You're a light weight, shallow version of your previous original incarnation. Maybe you can continue in your present state, but you're a sad disappointment to your older readers.

Ciao, Baconnette Bambino/Prosciutto Peppitoes/Salcitto S***head, You had a pretty good run.

Sparkwee said...

SBC and Isla have 2 kids. I'm sticking with them as my guess.

Lazza said...

So the A+ celeb with a notorious breakup a couple of years ago....Justin Timberlake? There were rumors he was cheating.

It would make sense that the wannabe actress would meet in a recording studio I guess.

Not sure who the B list actor of TV & movie who has been in the some of the biggest of all time is though.