Late last night while you were snoozing away and dreaming of bacon covered candy, Justin Bieber was leaving the Laugh Factory. He goes there because it is one of the few clubs he can get into and he likes to look cool when he is pulling up for the ladies. Anyway, after the show he got into his car and he hit a pap. The pap was doing one of those stand in front of the cars so I can get a photo through the windshield because your side windows are so tinted it is like a blackout curtain at a hotel. Well, Justin says he never saw the pap. You know, because the flash was not going off a million times and hit the guy. The guy was not seriously hurt, but did call the cops who were going to charge Justin with hit and run. Then, after talking to Justin and his people and getting free tickets and autographs, they decided not to charge Justin because, the pap was at fault for being a “pedestrian in the roadway.” So, cars have the right of way now? Apparently if you are standing in front of a car, it's ok to go ahead and hit you so I can drive down the road.