In an effort to get back his wife, Nigella Lawson, her 70 year old husband, Charles Saatchi went to the police to discuss the vicious assault he committed against his wife and to admit he did assault her. “Although Nigella made no complaint I volunteered to go to Charing Cross (police) station and take a police caution after a discussion with my lawyer because I thought it was better than the alternative of this hanging over all of us for months.” He thought it was better than people talking about it for months because they would keep showing the pictures of him choking his wife at a public place. Think about this. If you are willing to choke your wife that hard in public, what is he doing to her in private? Yeah, I bet she has been beaten, especially after the f**ker called it a playful little tiff. Oh, a police caution means he got a warning and nothing else will happen to him.