Friday, June 14, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Julianne Hough wearing a Picasso painting.

Jesse Metcalfe in London with his girlfriend.
Jessica Simpson out with the bearded one.
Avril Lavigne looks like she has been giving Chad Kroeger tips on frosting his hair.
Leyla Ghobadi takes some time off from talking about having sex with Kanye West to run some errands.
Miley Cyrus wears some of Justin Bieber's jeans.
Miranda Kerr throws out the first pitch at a baseball game in Korea.
The Olsen twins all dressed in black.
Patrick Schwarzenegger gets his abs fondled by his girlfriend in St. Tropez.

36 comments:

a non a miss said...

Holy shit. Winehouse lives!

Kate said...

Oh Miley...those jeans are just horrible

skimpymist said...

why is avril trying to hide her bump. She should embrace all the publicity she'll get since No one would care otherwise what she does.

Sarah said...

Jessica's pay for play looks like a BUM. Do the nice clothes cost her extra? He looks like he has beer and mayo stains all over his shirt.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

So this confirms that Patrick Swa...Schwrta...whatever is not the gay son afraid of outing because of his father.

canopener said...

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RDJ At The Academy Awards, Enty Not Invited

Enty was most likely the imposter. Pretending to have inside stories provided by more than 1 person, adding up to Himmmm. The proof that Robert Downey, Jr was "a source" member of Himmm was giving out the phone number of someone else. "Natalie Wagner" available in an internet white pages search apparently.

RDJ doesn't read CDAN. No one in Hollywood reads it, seriously. All major stars have press agents, their office takes care of reading press, CDAN isn't on the list. It became a problem when CDAN kept going on & on with exclusive info right from RDJ. Jezebel/Gawker then got on it, as RDJ has major drug/alcohol problems, could he be like drunk dialing or something (internet equivalent)?Answer is no, asked point-blank whether the anonymous commenter is in fact Downey, the star’s publicist, Alan Nierob, told The Daily Beast, “Of course it’s not.”

Got that, his publicist responded because that is what you pay your publicist to do. No one bothers to sue CDAN because it isn't read in Hollywood. Major stars don't have time to sit thru ads & banners to read about themselves. Filming starts very early in the morning, lingers on into the night. That is why Major Stars have agents, personal managers, personal assistants, Gavin de Becker, bodyguards, personal trainers, nannies, stylists, publicists & if they are single faux-mances with co-stars to promote current projects.

Ashlea said...

Omg I thought the same thing. If only it were true. :-(

HannahBanana said...

Jessica Simpson and her house boy= People of Walmart.

Avril & Nuckle head=People of topix.

Can opener= isn't it nap time at the facility???

kelgela2 said...

@canopener: who the fuck cares? I don't. Go read a "reliable" site if that's what you want.

HannahBanana said...

One more time



WE DON'T CARE!

Ms. KillJoy said...

Miley looks fabulous!! I don't care for the jeans, but damn, bitch is rocking it!!

Julianne Hough...LOL She's fugly as hell!

Cookies said...

Aviril has always bothered me... the heavy eyeliner, rebel persona... its just tired. Her boyfriend has a very long head.

Julianne Hough strikes me as sneaky. I work with a few Mormon ladies who think she's just the sweetest lil' doll out there... : /

Cookies said...

I agree about Miley!

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luvgossip said...

I like Julianne's dress. A fun look for day time. I agree she might be sneaky but might as well grab your fame while you can!

canopener said...

One of the main agencies I use is going to cut me off tomorrow night at midnight if I don't pay their annual subscription price. So, it is with that in mind that I come to you and ask for your help in defraying some of this subscription cost. I appreciate the readers who have purchased ads and that has helped a great deal but I am still several thousand dollars short.

If you are so inclined I would greatly appreciate $5 or $10 or whatever you are able to donate between now and tomorrow night. I know many of you are suffering through the recession or are unemployed and I love being able to write for you and let you have a few minutes each day where you don't have to think about anything other than how many typos one blogger can make in a day.

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Iceberg said...

Picasso? Oh, Enty, you don't know anything about art, do you?

urban chaos said...

The hough is bland, like jello.. Not a fan at all..
Messica, a fashion star her wide load a$$

Renoblondee said...

Hough is very pretty. What in the world? Avril's hair is tragic. Ugh.

Jessie said...

Miley is wearing half jeans half...elastic waisted slacks. This is literally the worst outfit I've ever seen

katz101 said...

Never played/watched baseball in my life... is that how you throw the ball?? Kerr makes it look weird o_O

Count Jerkula said...

Hough

Miley

Simpleton

Momster said...

Wonder if Orlando Bloom cares about Kerr's cheating, or if they have some kind of "arrangement". Is Leo still in Korea?

Sherry said...

Miley's pants are atrocious. I totally thought she looked like Winehouse too!
Chestica looks miserable.
Jessie's girl looks like Zoe Saldana almost.
Avril will cover her baby bump and be modest about it but still uses a huge Sharpie to line her eyes. #lookslikecrap
katz101: Yeah that's how the pros do. They lift up a leg, let out a fart and toss.(Sorry sports fan's, I find baseball boring.)

shokov said...

jesses girl looks like snooky to me

auntliddy said...

The Olsen twins are so f*cking weird.

EmEyeKay said...

Miley, your pants: No.

Lila said...

The Olsen's sandals are horrendous!

Surrender Dorothy said...

@Jessie, I agree 100%.

Francoise said...

Hey, I went to college with that Leyla girl! She tried a semester of nursing school.

Whoa, mind blown.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Wait wait...who are y'all saying looks like amy winehouse? I assumed you meant Leyla Ghobadi but then someone said miley so now I'm not sure...

Kat Z said...

The Olsen's sandals should take Miley's pants and dissapear!

Cookies said...

Kat - that's hilarious!! : D

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Monday, January 31, 2011
Radio

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megan00m said...

Enty kinda sorta stole my joke from thursday...nice compliment! But I want a percentage! I will entitle my request...Whore-ray FOR HOLLYWOOD! Lol

Sis Cesspool said...

You're killing them, Canopener. You're crushing their dreams. Now I can't read anymore squishy and wet Himmmmm replies.