Thursday, June 06, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

The mysterious hand takes a photo of John Travolta crashing a wedding. Offered bride free e-mater test and groom a free massage.

Alicia Keys and her amazing palm tree fronds.
Katy Perry coming out of a trailer that did not contain John Mayer.
Kelly Ripa takes some time off from making handmade Hawaiian dresses to hang out with Michael Strahan.
Ali Larter enjoying some champagne.
Avril Lavigne in London.
Alyssa Milano's new show sucks, but at least she is hosting that other Project Runway show.
Stacy Keibler showed up on the same red carpet wearing much more clothes than George Clooney's last ex did in an Instagram photo over the weekend.
Monica Cruz makes her first public appearance since the birth of her baby. Did not name the baby Enty. Sad face.

36 comments:

skimpymist said...

Whoa look at the size of avrils bump. Blind item solved.
Who is Monica Cruz?
I'm pretty sure john Mayer was hiding inside that trailer.

Brenda L said...

Avril Lavinge looks like she should be on Teen Mom

Chris J said...

Why is Avril even a blind?

Chris J said...

I believe Penelope Cruz's sister.

WareCat said...

Anyone else think Kelly Ripa & that dude are banging?

trainrides said...

Ali Larter looks fabulous.

elisacg said...

It's obvious that Avril is pregnant. She is so tiny usually! (Not that she is huge now or anything but it's very apparent she has a bun in the oven).

chopchop said...

I really like Monica Cruz's outfit.

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

Mónica Cruz is Penélope Cruz's younger, hotter, and lovelier (this last one is easy) sister.

If Avril goes to teen mom, I would watch her porn movie way more than Backdoor's one.

Freya said...

Love the Alicia Keys photo.
What's the deal with Ali Larter? Any BIs about her?
Avril is either pregnant or needs to leave beer alone.
I love Alyssa Milano but post-Charmed, she hasn't had a successful show yet.
Her last show was canceled during the opening credits.

auntliddy said...

Alicia's leg is awesome!

greenmountaingal said...

I can't say it enough - Kelly Ripa is one of the most annoying people on the planet.

When is the douche wedding? Ie Avril and Chad Loser

Alyssa Milano has always annoyed me.

Alicia Keys bores me.

fedwaymom said...

Yep

HannahBanana said...

Is it just me, or does Kelly Ripa always appear to almost be in pain from smiling SO hard?!

megan00m said...

Milano I now hosting pwoject wunway all staws...between heidis inability to pwonounce aws and milano not moving heww mouth...its a snark fest made in heaven!

warmislandsun said...

Ugh Kelly Ripa is nasty, nasty, nasty. Yes, She and her co-host did it. She is brittle thin and fake. Her face is gonna crack one of these days, possibly starting at her nose from all the blow.

I like Alicia Keys, but that photo looks like a high school graduation shot or a glamour shot, not a professional magazine photo shot.

Avril, do you need a q-tip to wipe some of that crap from underneath your eyes? Is it day old or week old makeup?

The candid shot of Ali is very pretty.

Anna Nomys said...

yep Avrils eggo is preggo definitely. And the makeup looks horrible, you're an adult and soon to be Mom, stop styling yourself after Taylor Momsen, please? And @ Hanna Banana it does look like Ripa's smile is painful. Ali Larter does look great, and nice candid. Why can't I ever take candid's that look so happy and relaxed?

Maja With a J said...

I made jokes about Kimyes baby being the rebirth of Satan, but now that Avril and Nickelback are procreating...I don't even know if I want to live anymore.

Count Jerkula said...

Crap, I had to check ages, because I thought Larter was much younger than me and was going to put her over Alyssa. Almost made a bad mistake, cause Ali is real tall too.

Milano: 40, 5'2, big ups to Brooklyn

Larter: 37, 5'7, Dirty Jersey in da House

Perry: Didn't check the stats, them titties and dat ass trump preggo Avril.

BitterBlondin said...

I've totally missed that Avril is preggers.

Also, why the dirt on Clooney's ex? Elisabetta is in a steady relationship since 2 years with a very hot Swede.

Me said...

I've noticed lately, that all of these celebs are starting to look alike. Is it that I'm getting old, or do they all have the same plastic surgeon? Or both?

Renoblondee said...

If Avril isn't pregnant I don't know who is. Stacy looks way too thin. Katy is always so pretty.

cnote said...

Avril is prego and nobody noticed

Sherry said...

Yeah I never knew Avril was pregnant either. And Anna, she's been doing the raccoon eyes since Taylor was in 5th grade. Not to quibble because they both need to try another style.

I like Stacy better with the blonde hair.

Wasn't Travolta in GA when this was taken? Was there a "Deliverance" recreation being held for gay me with loads of money?

Too far?

Lauren said...

Would have been perfect if you had only said, "Dem titties..."

Pfft.

Lauren said...

Would have been perfect if you had only said, "Dem titties..."

Pfft.

Megerz said...

Thank you Megan00 for pointing that out about Alyssa Milano. She talks without moving her jaw. I always fixate on that when I hear her talk. It's very distracting.

Megerz said...

Thank you Megan00 for pointing that out about Alyssa Milano. She talks without moving her jaw. I always fixate on that when I hear her talk. It's very distracting.

Hegg said...

Stacey K is SOOO skinny now.
Yep, Avril looks pregnant.

PugsterMom said...

Alicia looks totes ridiculous in that picture. Stupid leg pose and even more stupid background. "Let me look into the distance like I'm in deep thought and show off magnificence..."

SophiaB said...

Both. Definitely.

Ja'mie King said...

Stacy K looks like a Robert Palmer video girl

SophiaB said...

And Kelly Ripa is beginning to look just like Madame! Awful. Nightmares ensue.

SophiaB said...

Stacy can't ever seem to get it right and poor Alyssa has jumped the shark. What IS that flour sack all starched up hiding her body? And her FACE! Completely jacked. Obliterating her beauty.

Ayiyi. We have entered an age where beauty is downright spoiled before a woman hits age 30. So sad! What a waste.

SophiaB said...

Ali and Monica whosis look good and faurly natural. Must give credur where due. Don't change a thing you two and you will both end up beautiful 90 year olds...

YourNameHere said...

Ugh Alyssa Mouth-lano