Friday, June 28, 2013

"The Hills" Is Coming Back For One Night

On August 9th, MTV is bringing back The Hills. For one night only there will be an episode that has never aired. Apparently there is an alternate ending to season 6 because in reality there are always alternate endings. I didn't actually get that parking ticket yesterday, but managed to arrive back at the family minivan 15 minutes earlier and avoid the ticket. After three years, there is going to be a new episode which means that everyone will have to be interviewed about ti which means there will be press given to people who I would prefer only continue to get press in the UK where they are beloved and treasured. All of the cast will be in our life again for a few weeks. Audrina will try and resurrect her career. Some of the people on the show will sell their souls for one more minute of fame. It will be just like 2010 all over again.

32 comments:

a non a miss said...

I'd rather they bring Clone High back

dawn bee said...

I can't even remember the first ending to season 6...

MadamChef said...

Need more coffee, took forever to get the parking ticket joke. Was it The Hills that brought us Speidi? NOOOOO!!!

Count Jerkula said...

Unless there is full frontal involved, I wouldn't watch it if ya paid me.

B. Profane said...

In what universe does a multiply-divorced entertainment-law attorney who lives his parents' basement drive a "family minivan"?

Amanda's Wig said...

I liked it the best when The Soup made everyone explode!

MadamChef said...

B., it's a joke about alternate endings. Like the person reading it is a minivan driver. (Tho I'd bet bacon donuts the person writing it IS a minivan driver.) Do you really believe the Enty persona is for reals? Enty is like the Courtney Stodden of gossip blogs.

hollywood dime said...

I love a Hills marathon on a rainy weekend afternoon. I hope they do a Laguna lead in. I wish I was kidding. Lol

a non a miss said...

+1

Barton Fink said...

I remember falling in love with Audrina during that spectacular "showdown" with Lo, when Audrina twirled her hair and mumbled and finally interrupted Lo to say, "I don't care. We're never going to be friends." I relive that moment sometimes when I'm with difficult or stupid people, and I cling to Audrina's dignity and vapid nonchalance for strength. I was so sad to see her trainwreck of a family and her failure to launch as a celeb. Now she's, what, working in a car wash somewhere? Oh, Audrina, I loved you and I still do!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@hollywood dime - I'm right there with ya but worse off, no idea why but I LOVED The Hills. Didn't need a rainy day for a marathon. *hangs head in shame*

BreezyBoston9 said...

Just died for this. I too get my strength from moments like this.

Ron Burgandy said...

Apparently he wasn't too happy with his color prints. And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

texas rose said...

Brody will love this - he's been trying to get his reality career back on track.

Ron Burgandy said...

Nice work, everyone. Sharp broadcast. Really good. Everyone on the floor as well. Really a lot of hustle. I liked it.

Ron Burgandy said...

Hello, Edward. Well, I’ve gotta fire you. Bing, bong, bong. You're fired, Ed. Oh! Great Odin's raven! Veronica. She put that in the Teleprompter!

Ron Burgandy said...

Ed, let's hold on. Let's count to 10, alright? That's a rash decision. Is this about something else?

Ron Burgandy said...

Garth, I... Garth, if I were to give you money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?

Ron Burgandy said...

I can't believe you did this to me! Are you happy? But it's not. I have nothing left! Nothing! I've been reduced to rubble!

Ron Burgandy said...

Don't you know I would never say the word fuck? I would never fucking ever fucking say that! Ever! I'm sorry. Don't you know I would never say fuck? Fuck! No! No! Please, I...

Ron Burgandy said...

No! Ron Burgundy, stay classy. Hello, this is Ron. Hello. Who's there? I'm talking. Hello. Who is this? Baxter, is that you?

Iceberg said...

I think Audrina is the most beautiful of the celebutards, even with her ceiling eyes. She's probably not trashy enough to have made it big, although she does have the requisite lack of brain power.

Ron Burgandy said...

Baxter! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something. Hello! Hello!

hollywood dime said...

@dixie I don't need a rainy afternoon either. We can be ashamed together. Lol

Kate said...

If only there were still unaired episodes of Laguna beach. I miss trey's trucker hats.

SophiaB said...

Bacon DONUTS!

Barton Fink said...

Iceberg, I think Audrina was just trashy in the wrong ways. Also, I forgot about the ceiling eyes thing. I wonder if I'm captivated by her simply because she won't look at me.

Sherry said...

Ugh..This was one of the worst "fake" reality shows ever. I know people love it and I won't throw shade but why do we want to see these vapid people even one more time? No to Speidi, not to Lo, just no no no.

Can't wait to see it!












NOT

Stephanie23 said...

Me too! Except I didn't watch when LC left. Still love catching reruns

Ari said...

MTV has officially ran out of things to ruin our youth with

Tyger Lilly said...

That show was the stupidest waste of airtime and the people who watched it are superficial self-absorbed morons. That being said, I got hooked on it around the middle of Season 3 during a marathon, got caught up on the previous seasons then never missed (and DVR'd) every episode until the final one.

Speaking of the final episode, didn't they sort of ruin it for anything else when they revealed in the last scene that it was all fake? Didn't it have Kristen and Brody (?) walk off into the sunset, then you see it's all just a Hollywood set? Am I wrong?

Fluffy White Clouds said...

I bet Heidi and Spencer are giddy with excitement. They are plotting every moment of air time and interviews available to them!