Monday, June 03, 2013
Today's Blind Items - Stud To Dud
This actor used to be A list. Used to be. Still A list name recognition and he has crawled his way back from C- to a solid B. Mostly movies. Back in the day he was considered a real stud. Good looking and had lots of women. Steroids though have ravaged him. He is not the same guy he used to be and despite having younger and younger girlfriends and even trying his hand at men for a brief period, he can no longer achieve any kind of erection no matter how much Viagra he pumps into his system. Apparently he has also started to lose his mind and when he films roles has to have cue cards or a teleprompter because he can no longer memorize more than a line and filming with him is a very tedious process. His temper has also grown more legendary and his long time girlfriend finally left him after suffering his verbal and physical abuse for several years.
Rourke?
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke
ReplyDeleteImmediately thought of Rourke
ReplyDeleteHey Mickey! Was so fine. Was so fine. Now you've lost your mind. Hey Mickey!
ReplyDeleteLol!
DeleteVal Kilmer?
ReplyDeleteMickey or val ckd fit the bill.
ReplyDeleteI was totally thinking Mickey
ReplyDeleteGod he was hot in 9-1/2 weeks. What a waste!
ReplyDeleteM - I - C...
ReplyDeleteC U Next Tuesday!
K - E - Y....
Y? Because you suck!
R - O - U - R - K - E !!!!
Excellent Zeeky! BTW I took your advice. Indeed it worked. Thanks a million.
DeleteLOL! Freya
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or has there been a million different versions of this Mickey Rourke blind on here already.
ReplyDelete@Reno: Yeah, it is the same thing w/ different wording.
ReplyDeleteThe bad memory is surely related to boxing and drugs.
It can't be Kilmer, when did he ever look juiced to the gills?
i met Mickey Rourke once at a restaurant. He's a very very nice guy.
ReplyDeletefashionable mode idiot just because you bump into a celebrity and have a 5 minute encounter with him doesnt mean you know he is a very very nice guy
DeleteOh, but reading a rumor about him on this website is oh so reliable, lol!
DeleteRourke is the obvious guess, so I'm going with Val. I think Val might have been. "bigger" A than Mickey.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Val Kilmer looks in the mirror if he still sees Iceman. Cause now he is the roly poly snow man.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Stallone.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Jack Nicholson
ReplyDeleteJames Woods.
ReplyDeleteVan Damme
ReplyDeleteI think Stallone also
ReplyDeleteYeah I saw Val in Vegas a couple years ago and was totally excited, I know I'm a dork, but then he refused to take a pic...douche...he didn't look that great so maybe it was a good thing.
ReplyDelete@Fashionably Mode - don't feed the troll.. don't feel the troll.. don't feed the troll :)
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ReplyDeleteFlavin just divorced Stallone, I remember a while back there was story he had penile implants because he could not get it up -
ReplyDeleteDidn't Stallone do a movie called Party at Kitty and Stud's ?
ReplyDeleteI Thought immediately of Stallone because hes in his 60s and totally jacked up
ReplyDeleteStallone isn't divorced from Flavin.
ReplyDeleteI have read things about Rourke having memory problems before.
Did Rourke have a long time gf? All I ever heard about was the doggies. One died recently. Rourke beat on his women (Carrie whatsername?) a long time ago-the 90s were not his friend-and he only just experienced a career uptick with The Wrestler, but his studliness got seriously wiped out by plastic suegery, alcohol and drugs.
ReplyDeleteI think the younger & younger girls + long time gf leaving due to abuse have to he the key ingredients to solving this and frankly I just haven't read that much on Mickey Rourke slaying the laydeez or even seen him papped with a woman. He just is a hobo with money, for now anyway.
Hmmm. Who else could this be? Roided out. Aging rapidly. Violent. Huge stud. Young women. Still acting but not so much.
Wonder why he is still getting hired. Franchise? Vin Diesel is known to be gay. The Rock is still acting, but neither of them ever achieved the heights.
Ahnold?? He had a wife not a long-term gf who has left him. Who else??
Back in the day (80's) Stallone used to pay $30,000 for two hookers a night to come to his house, have them get into a plexiglass box above his bed, tell the girls to do it with each other - along with other activities you should only do in a bathroom, while he'd just lay on the bed below and jerk off. Sounds like he can only get hard during extreme situations.
ReplyDeleteStallone.
ReplyDeleteAudrey - Have you seen Val Kilmer recently? Does he look like he's juicing? Don't think so - Mickey Rourke all the way. Known for his violent temper.
ReplyDeleteStallone. My minds going, Dave. I can feel it. Daisy, Daisy...
ReplyDeleteI think it's Mickey but the steroids got me thinking Stallone because he do have A- list recognition.
ReplyDeleteMickey had been papped with very young women, just throwing that out there.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this even blind? Everyone knows all about Mickey Rourke, including Wikipedia! I think the world of Andy Garcia, but he's always been BFF with this louse and that has always given me serious pause. You know, birds of a feather.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Van Damme. Sure sounds like him over the past 10 years or so.
ReplyDelete@Jason: It is called a Glass Bottom Boat.
ReplyDeleteStallone is on human growth hormone. I have never read about its affects on the junk. I think its regulat side affect is pituitary tumors. You would have to ask Jason Giambi about that though.
Idk that this is Stallone. He is more into directing movie with super slow long shots that zzzzz... What oh sorry!
ReplyDeleteHere are some studs that were very hot with a list recong
Stallone
The rock
Val Kilmer
Tom hardy
Van dam and I can see him going both ways
Mickey Rourke is probably right but I will go with Jean Claude Vonn Dammne. He seems like just as big a tool as Micky Rourke.
ReplyDeleteI have a small penis.
ReplyDeleteoh wait. I might be a female troll in which case i have tiny tits.
either way, i'm fucked. and not in a good way.
hehehehe
Deleteby the by like ive said before and will say again even jesus can admit when hes wrong i think i was wrong about timebob! youre from the lohan parents post ;)
my teacher worked with mickey at the actors studio and said he never knew his lines because he is method and was more about the character and the situation than the lines. mickey has never known his lines. its not a recent thing and apparently he still goes to the studio to do coffee cup
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ReplyDeleteJean-Claude? He is rumored to shout at his girlfriends.
ReplyDeletePlus, I think Rourke has always been at least B-.
Stallone is married with three grown daughters. No girlfriend problem and he is still articulate.
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke, was/is dating a 20 something Russian model, nobody else fits
ReplyDeleteBrendan Fraser... thought I would throw his name out there
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