Yesterday, Rupert Murdoch announced he was divorcing his wife Wendi Deng. The pair have not been living together for several years and the last time either of them did anything nice for the other was probably when Wendi took care of the pie throwing protester for Rupert. The greatest piece of gossip to come out of this other than the $2B that Wendi is expected to receive in the divorce is that apparently rumors are flying that Wendi and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have been playing hide the haggis. Well, yes, I understand that is Scottish, but it always sounds more dirty when you use British food terms like Toad In The Hole. Anyway, Tony Blair's office denies that they are having an affair. Like they would admit it. They are also saying they are not currently having an affair. No word of what happened last week or last month or even yesterday. Just when they were questioned at that second, Tony was not giving her The Bubble And Squeak. See, British food terms? I could go all day with these. Spotted D**k. Jam Roly Poly.