Friday, July 05, 2013

Announcements

Usually on Fridays I will have announcements and I didn't want to interrupt the flow to put them in a reveal during the middle of the day, so here they are now. I will be blogging all weekend and will have some reveals from the archives tomorrow and Sunday. Could be recent archives, but I am also thinking of one blind item from the past that it might be time to reveal. No, not MV. Anyway, I will be here and hope you will be too. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

51 comments:

Erin said...

Thanks, Enty!

Shelly Miscavige said...

Coke Mom?

(Yeah, I hear things even in the bunker),

califblondy said...

I'll see you on Twitter big guy

La Descarada said...

There was one blind item you said you would definitely reveal about the celebrity/singer cheating on his wife and If the media/paparazzi didn't oust him you would.

WHERE IS IT?? My coworkers and I have been waiting for this reveal!!! You promised!!

Dolphy said...

I PRAY for a Coke Mom reveal (and her too, I guess) this weekend! Thank you, Enty for being so generous!! Thanks fellow CDAN'ers too---y'all have been posting great comments these past two days :)

nunaurbiz said...

Thanks for the reveals, Enty! MWAH!

Mirame said...

What does "MV" stand for in here??

HannahBanana said...

Thanks Enty!

Massive G said...

Who is the HIV positive singer, fat boy asswipe? Shittany Spears? Blohan? Who has she infected?

Why do sand niggers pay to fuck Blohan when she has a Valtrex Vagina?

SeƱior Seamhead said...

Millie Vannili

Tae Scott said...

The pedo one.

lucy said...

@Mirame

MV is the subject of a series of blinds here about an A list singer who didn't actually sing any of her songs, a la Milli Vanilli. Look for the blinds tagged "MV" when you are ready to pull an all nighter trying to figure it out.

StewMcG said...

Mirame, it's one of Enty's older (and more famous) blinds. I'd love to see it revealed but I don't it's going to happen. The majority of readers think it's Jennifer Lopez.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/11/happy-anniversary-and-todays-blind.html

Mirame said...

Thx, @Lucy!

FSP said...

Because it's so tastey. I had it once. Once.

Massive G said...

ENT: these reveals were boring as shit. If you are too chickenshit to make any meaningful reveals, I will knock you off and open an alternative site that dishes the real dirty shit in Hollywood. Unlike you, I don't have to give a fuck about a career or my reputation. I am also not scared of litigation: I am in my element in deposition and I have the meanest junkyard dog lawyers on retaineheeLed by a former Supreme Court clerk, they take great pride and pleasure in disemboweling anyone who is so stupid as to sue me. They are the best, and so am I.

So get with it, fat boy, or you will lose your place in line. Chickenshit. You disgust me.

sword1234 said...

Thanks Enty for your fun reveals! Keep 'em coming! ;)

Upside Downunder said...

COKE MOM!

short le chic said...

PUH-LEASE, no more reality stars! Please, I beg you. That Beyonce reveal? Keep going in that direction PLEASE!!!!

Renoblondee said...

Thanks Ent!

Bacon Ranch said...

Mirame said...

"What does "MV" stand for in here??"

Someone who is faking it.
IE: Jennifer Lopez

or

Ent pretending like he still writes this blog.

Kimstyle said...

Ok, guys! Last blind of the day ( sorry I didn't have many today)

What 60+ year old B list aunt of a brilliant CDAN poster has gone "gluten free". She says it's water weight, but maybe she shouldn't claim such a thing with a mouthful of quesadillas ...

I'll be back tomorrow ;)

Massive G said...
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Massive G said...

ENT wets his bed and has to stop blogging when it is his beddie bye time.

derek harvey said...

please the Hayden Christianson one

derek harvey said...

I like the dingleberry person for the record----happy hangover day---luckily Im Canadian and need my beauty sleep

The Real Dragon said...

Thanks Enty!

CanadianMiss said...

@Bacon Ranch
lol :-)

Land Manatee said...

Dearest Enty, to make things a little more interesting, I would like to suggest allowing your readers to vote on one blind reveal every July 4th and January 1st. It would be of the readers choosing, no matter how damning, revealing, law-inducing, etc. it might be.

I think it would keep those disappointed in the quality of reveals more engaged. It would be the mother of reveals among the stream of reveals you conduct on those days. Watcha think?

tmpr said...

Thank you to this blog. I've been lurking since the beginning, commented a couple times. Got one about Hayden P. first. Love this site and am so annoyed by those of the negative commenters who've remained. Please moderate, if you must.

Thanks for all the years of entertainment!!

Bacon Ranch said...

I agree, please moderate the racist comments made by Wendy Davis, Massive G and 888.
That would be a breath of fresh air.

Yet since the person who began this blog no longer controls it and is fine with freakin' recipes of molten lava chocolate, I doubt that will happen.

Do the math. He certainly did.

Massive G said...

Dear Bacon Rsnch;

Lick my dirty asshole, spermbreathed moron.

Yours in Christ,

Massive G
'My weekend beats your year.'

a non a miss said...

Once is really all you need

a non a miss said...

Massive G- does the G stand for girth or gut? I'm thinking gut.

Count Jerkula said...

For those who don't pay attention to Alexa Rankings, CDAN has 3 rating spikes/year, New Years, July 4 and the Oscars. The barrage of lame blinds is an attempt to stretch out the ratings surge, lame dangling of bait in the form of a juicy blind from the past being revealed, surely a tell.

When you think the juicy one will come out? Early to get people energized and clicking, or last blind on Sunday?

PR Princess said...

This is pathetic. Obvs the retards writing this site need to get it together. These reveals were so below par, it's beyond disappointing.

PR Princess said...

Coke mom could be alot of different celebs, doubt its DM. I think its Ashlee Simpson

Anna Nonymous said...

Thank you Enty, for the many reveals. Thank you for your tireless work entertaining us, for free. Thank you. I enjoy this site immensely.

Anna Nonymous said...

wow Massive G, Marcie is it? what a stupid name, for such a stupid, dimwitted, slow. and always unimaginative turd. Your idiocy, insults, foul mouth and putrid words must be rotting inside your diseased mind. Spew your pestilence and filth all you want, but we all know you're the one who's suffering the most here. We all live for the most part healthy, sane, kind and forgiving lives, we are at peace. You, however, must be the most miserable, disgusting person I have ever had the sad privilege of reading. If you weren't so obnoxious and abrasive I'd feel pity for you. Oh, and no one hates Emma Watson, and still, no one hates Enty. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much mud you sling, it can't cover up the truth, we know goodness when we see it. You're really just wallowing in your own garbage,sickening and befouling no one but yourself honey,nobody cares and no one ever will.

Anna Nonymous said...

aww man, I feel like I'm picking on the slow kid in class. Marcie, you know that there's something deeply wrong with you. Don't be ashamed. It's either mental illness, or drug addiction. If it's mental illness, it's a shame that you can't get your dosage right. Please keep taking your meds. They will help you. If it's drug addiction that makes you say the things you do, please get some help for yourself, you don't need to be afraid, or embarassed. Many people struggle with addiction and or mental illness. Whichever one it is, I urge you to seek counseling and help from a Doctor. This is no way to live. Oh, and people will NEVER leave this site to go to a gossip website of yours. You couldn't approach the heart and content of this site in your wildest manic dreams. Your true motivation is clear, you're trying to turn us against Enty and recruit readership to an entertainment blog of your own. Laughable, ridiculous, and impossible. Look at the reception for your "Real Emma Watson" Blog. You need help, please seek it.

SophiaB said...

PREACH Mama Anna, PREACH IT! Everything I have thought and felt you just said. Thank you for your eloquence. Massive G must be some kind of hurtin' puppy and the sickness to be saying what it does is just mindblowing to consider. Thank you.

B said...

Please reveal this blind item. I have been looking forward to its reveal for the past 2 days. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/04/blind-item-6_2.html

SophiaB said...

Let's add the NASTY B Smears and Just Curious to the list. They add nothing but venom and knee jerk reaction to the mix. You ROCK @Bacon Ranch. Thanks for saying this even if it is unlikely to work.

I got banned from Celebitchy for pointing out some obvious connections regarding the likes of Lohan, Bynes, Dourtney, blah blah blah. I would not advocate banning for opinions, even if controversial. But the filth these people spread is just unbelievable and unacceptable.

I just started participating a few months ago and I can see why people are beginning to quit the site. Really really sad.

whocaresnow12 said...

Coke mom is made up of several people and a creation of Ted Casablanca, not this site. Any attempt to reveal coke mom would be complete bullshit.

ohcowie said...

Thanks Enty! Love the reveal days. Can't believe you haven't consulted with each reader and asked us personally which reveals we would like and then customized the site for each one of us, though. ;)

Bacon Ranch said...

That's interesting Count.
A non, Anna thanks. He/she/thing from another G alaxy is allowed to run amuck and no one calls it out. If so, it goes with no action. Yet people trying to have innocent fun are demonized. I don't get it.

SophiaB, I've heard Celebitchy is very niche, as in if you disagree NO SOUP FOR YOU! COME BACK ONE YEAR. That sounds pretty boring. I wouldn't want to discuss things with people who always agreed. What's the point?

Sherry said...

I just scroll past his posts. I don't even bother to read them. As much as we wish Enty is not going to ban him.

dia papaya said...

@FSP!!! Is that why you have blue waffle pics? ;)

Silly Girl said...

I don't think M or Marcie has shown up again. I don't think Massive G is M/Marcie. The speech patterns are completely different. M/Marcie is run on queen and often makes no sense whatsoever. Massive G is quite fluid in his/her speech, although disgusting. M/Marcie hasn't been back in awhile.

PookieTwo said...

I kinda agree with @SillyGirl. The writing styles are completely different, Marcie was (and still is by the looks of her blog) very run-on with non-existent punctuation.

I know others won't agree, but I didn't find Marcie that bad, annoying certainly but not horrible. Her blog is a lengthy compendium of info on current missing/exploited children, which is not a bad thing. It seemed like she used her fake info on celebs to lure people to her blog to then get them to read about crime victims, which is certainly odd but not terrible.

Her story/s re Thomas Roberts was a hoot too. Such a diva.

Jaxxxy said...

Well said Anna N! I don't really care who people like Massive G is, I just want them gone. They are not discussing thing or form part of a healthy debate. They just waste my time. And spoil our fun. Kinda like a little kid being destructive because they seek attention.

On a happy note: thanks for the site, Enty. I shall now go and fry an entire pan of bacon for breakfast and dedicate it to you!