Monday, July 15, 2013

Blind Item #2

This A list celebrity/singer picked up a guy the other night and they were all set to have sex when the guy asked our celebrity if she had any condoms. She said she did, but that she wanted to roll the dice that night. She then asked the guy if he was scared of rolling the dice with a stranger. he said he was and then she kicked him out of bed and out of her hotel room. Without letting him get his things.

33 comments:

Chris said...

He's heard the herpes rumors I take it

Tyler said...

Smart guy, and RiRi is on the fast track to major trouble if she doesn't reign it in.

Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn said...

I'd love for this to be Taylor swift. Trying to get pregnant and trap a guy is right up her alley.

But Rihanna is a much better choice.

Cathy said...

RiRi is just a singer. A singer/celeb would be someone who has done something in addition to singing (reality tv, modeling, etc.)

White.God.of.Fuck said...

I would fuck Taylor Swift bareback, no prob.

Count Jerkula said...

X-Tina.

Anonymous said...

Good for this guy! And yeah, it's Rihanna.

The Dude said...

If not RiRi, Paris hilton

SaintsFan said...

Dude, please slap yourself for suggesting Paris is A list.

dee123 said...

Xtina.

Tyler said...

lmao SaintsFan. Definitely not Paris, Xtina has a live in boyfriend, and Taylor Swift doesn't care much for sex. That leaves Rihanna

Now! said...

Is Ke$ha A-list? Sounds like her.

Anonymous said...

Taylor won't shake hands til a guy sanitizes his hands lest he have handled his shlong

Anonymous said...

I'd pay to see that. Her hymen is more fucking tight than Adam West's tights.

MichaelaK said...

And here I thought rolling the dice meant testicle play.

skimpymist said...

Riri has no shame with her std and probably tells her partners that they should be honored to catch herpes from her.

Mango said...

@ Massive G - Get real. Swifty wouldn't fuck you even if she was wearing a Haz Mat suit and if you had a bag over your head.

L said...

@Mango.. hahahaha! I needed a laugh! thank you xx

Barton Fink said...

weirdly, a "singer roll the dice" search turns up Selena Gomez, but ... I guess blinds don't work the way they used to. I hope not! My little chica!

Unknown said...

Change the 'she' to 'he' in this blind and you have the Biebs.

Erin B said...

@Cathy - Rihanna has done some acting though too. "Battleship" probably being the biggest thing she's been in so far.

The BLS said...

It's RiRi. Gross.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

So a John Doe doesn't bang Rihanna (or Selena, or Taylor Swift) because he thinks she has herpes?
That dude is an idiot, she is massively fuckable, herpes can be cured and if he gets her pregnant (I prefer not to use "KNOCK up", if this is Rihanna), she probably pays him an alimony at the worst case for him.

auntliddy said...

Someone has s deathwish. Sigh.

Count Jerkula said...

@kermit: please keep your ignorance to yourself. Herpes can be treated, not cured. Also, if whatever celeb got knocked up, she would have to pay child support, not alimony, should there be a.large discrepancy in incomes.

Redd said...

she probably would not be paying him anything because most likely she would have the child with her for the majority of the time. unless she wants to pay him to keep his douche face out of their lives.

Ms Evans said...

Riri has was in that movie battleship.

Surrender Dorothy said...

It is definitely Hot Crazy Betches Monday!

Ms Evans said...

Riri has was in that movie battleship.

Count Jerkula said...

@redd: unless he signed away his parental rights or was deemed unfit by a court, he would have visitation. The court would then award him a monthly sum to provide a comparable living environment to what the child has with mom.

Where is the anger coming from? Dish, we are all friends here.

High Heels said...

Roll the dice = Russian roulette = Rihanna

Unknown said...

Rhi-Drama-Mama is going to get sued for her reckless behavior, if not jailed (depending on her status). I would have told her "Fuck No! You a skanky BroFo & SisFo, The Herp is the very least of what's growing and crawling down up in there. I'd need gloves and a government issued vapor protection suit cause sure as shit there will be a hermit crab looking for a bigger shell to live in - and dang! He found it to. Dug way back up in there. You need a spelunker to climb in that cave and get the varieties of beasts living up in there, out, before we can even reach the Hermit crab. I do believe I would sooner throw the dice on Courtney Love's bizarre hairy entrance way, rather than risk Rhi-Drama-Mama! For a sneak peak at the fro zoo going on in her hinterlands.

Count Jerkula said...

RiRi gots shaved box, bro. Aintcha seen the pixxx? I like the mirror ones rather than the balcony ones.

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