Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Blind Item #5

The negotiations for this divorcing couple are ongoing. The conversations are getting more interesting. The attorney for the former A list mostly movie actress in the divorce said they had photos of the former almost A list now a television actor snorting coke off several different naked women and implied they might release the photos. The attorney for the actor then said they also had similar photos of the actress snorting coke off the same naked women and implied they could release those. What happened in this house? Wow.

32 comments:

HB19 said...

Demi and Ashton!

Kristin said...

Has Ashton and Demi's divorce been finalized yet?

Renoblondee said...

Nailed it!

VIPblonde said...

What happened in this house? Threesomes. A lot of them. Duh

rajahcat said...

agreed

SueRH said...

Why would you take pictures???

phoenix said...

I'm not a Kutcher fan, but after the way Demi has carried on since they split, I favor a ruling in Aston's favor. I think her craziness drove him away and she is now trying to shake him down financially.

SeriouslyAwkward said...

And why would you snort coke off of a naked person? I realize I am not cool enough to think coke is cool, but still -- all I can think of is sweaty, germy coke going up my nose. Ew.

Renoblondee said...

@VIP Damn I miss that show. :(

PS said...

Oh geez- Asshat, we don't care what you snorted off whom. No one thinks you are a choir boy, and all you have to say is you were young and naive trying to please your older batsh*t crazy wife. No one cares, no one would be surprised. For fux sake, you took over Charlie Sheen's role. Such photos would be far more damaging to Demi's reputation, though probably wouldn't affect her ear ability, either- she has already taken care of that on her own by being a tweaked out loser. Get the divorce already and be done wih this sh*t.

Count Jerkula said...

@Seriously Awkward: Power, kink, fun.

NSFW
Off a titty
NSFW
Off da butt

Also, I love when a mental chick tries to air someone's dirty laundry and covers herself in shit. When a legit crazy is your opponent, the best course of action is to allow them to dig their own hole.

sandybrook said...

Demi's slightly bitter isn't she?? She should have stuck to her own age level 35-48.

Tru Leigh said...

Barack and Michelle.

Terese said...

I miss that show so much :(

texas rose said...

So Demi and her lawyers think that photos of Asshat snorting coke off of hotties would somehow hurt his reputation??? His fanbase would love them and make him more of a hero. Chicks would be lining up for a spot.

lazyday603 said...

Demi has become the woman in the Dandy Warhol's song Horse Pills:

So your ex's got a mansion, where you kick it on the hill.
Your boy comes to see you, he's your Hollywood thrill.
He's a Spanish fly who bucks like a stallion,
In the suits that you bought him, he looks more Italian.
Then you worry about your tan, when the weathers getting clammy.
Summer in the city, and winters in Miami.
And you get so high on the high-life pills.
Cruising and boozin' and rockin' on the horse-sized pills.

Butts getting bigger, Do you think he'll notice, maybe?
That's ok, Don't worry 'bout it baby.
'Cause everybody knows he pumps you for your money.
That's all right, don't worry 'bout it honey.
In your Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weenie Riding-Up-Your-Butt bikini,
Keeping on the heels, cause you're sagging just a teeny
Bit more then the girls he pretends he doesn't thrill
Rubbing on the lotion and rocking on the horse-sized pills

auntliddy said...

Seri, agree!!! But some eat dinner off naked people!!!!! That blows my mind too!

texas rose said...

@ Count - Wow! - off da butt takes a second to sink in!!

Count Jerkula said...

@Texas Rose: That was from a 4 pic set on the now defunct IsAnyOneUp.

I'd love to do that with meth, since I don't do blow, butt I think it might burn the chick's cornhole. As much of a scumbag as I may be, I couldn't play dumb and try it. Maybe if I ever score some Adderall and a freaky ho w/ a clean, fresh ass.

Snorting is just a turn on in general. I like to see porn clips of whores snorting jizz.

SeriouslyAwkward said...

@Count Jerkula, point taken. Different strokes, and all that. While the former me has engaged in things that would make the current me cringe, I guess the "Fun with Drugs" method of exploration confounds me.

Charlotte. said...

@Lazyday, I love that song. Time to put on my Dandy CD

Cee Kay said...

Based on the rating, I really don't think this is Ashton and Demi. He has been described repeatedly as "unfortunately A list", but never as "former almost A list and now a television actor".

NYer said...

those lyrics rock, wow.

Samantha M. said...

@Count, your second photo surprised me. I thought it would be the butt cheek. That wasn't what I expected.

That woman is probably very lucky if she didn't get any coke inside her. The mother of one of my longtime friends was murdered by her husband as a result of him injecting coke (dissolved in water) into her vagina after he drugged her. She received 15 times the lethal dose. The murderer originally told police he and his wife played sex games with the coke, such as inserting a coke-covered dildo in her, at her request.

This man, who is in prison, was later found to have murdered his first two wives and his mother. He's considered a serial killer. A Lifetime movie was made about my friend's mother's death.

I guess the moral of the long story is that if you're going to snort coke off someone else, do them a favor and keep it away from their holes.

Count Jerkula said...

Samantha, with all due respect you your friends mom, there is a HUGE difference between doing a bump off a chicks butthole and injecting her w/ 15x a lethal dose.

If that bit of coke in the pic all got sucked into the girl's butthole, 2 things would have happened: her balloon knot become numb and she'd get high.

Samantha M. said...

@Count - no, you are absolutely right. Friend's mom made a fatal mistake. She was no angel on her own.

This may sound stupid, but maybe I'm not giving enough credit where credit is due. If you want your high, you probably know the ways to get it. I was thinking about something accidental rather than on purpose. And only the first part was directed toward you, so I'm sorry that it came across badly.

I did always hope that you might talk to me once...but I don't think I can hold my own yet.

Count Jerkula said...

@Samantha: Don't sweat it. Sometimes it is difficult to read the tone of a comment, that is why I leaned towards polite with my reply.

Also, jump in with both feet, babe. Worse thing that can happen is you get wet, and you can always take a break to towel off.

Jenn said...

Hell, I don't like putting that squirt bottle saline water up my nose, much less coke that's touched someone's ass. That's just asking for the jungle fungus to rot the brain.

I don't know if this is Demi and Ashton, but I've got no better guess.

Samantha M. said...

@Count, I'll keep that in mind. Luckily, I've never minded getting wet.

littlejenny said...

speaking of Ashton and coke, did anyone see the pic of him and Mila on the site today? that's a drug loving looking couple if there ever was one. her legs...

Hegg said...

Johnny Lee Miller & Michele Hicks.

MadLyb said...

It's nice to see some Dandy's fans in here.

I also learned more than I ever wanted to about snorting coke off of body parts.