Monday, July 15, 2013

Dina Lohan Will Be In Every Episode Of Lindsay Lohan's Reality Show

Dina Lohan showed up on a red carpet over the weekend just so she could be asked about Lindsay Lohan's new reality show on OWN. Dina said that Oprah is the best mentor and that this will be so amazing for Lindsay's career. Asked whether Dina will be on the show, she wanted to keep it a secret but then the reporter would stop talking to her and go away and Dina would be forced to actually be with herself and wonder what she was doing on a red carpet so she said she would be in every episode because the show is about family. Uggh. The show is about trying to make Lindsay famous and have the general public convinced that she is someone she really is not and if they need Oprah's magic and blessing to do that, then so much the better. If Dina can make a couple of bucks and get some exposure for the other members of her family so they can contribute to her wallet, then she will put them all on the air every chance she gets.

30 comments:

MISCH said...

One more show I won't watch

Count Jerkula said...

I hope the Lohags do something really stupid during filming and get Oprah sued.

LilaFowler said...

Duhhhh of course. You think she'd give up an opportunity to be on screen? She loves herself more than anything.

AJ said...

As much as I shake my head at Lilo, I really wish she'd get her act together. She had talent at one point and now it's just sad to see what she's become.

I watched that Lifetime train wreck. How could she even think it was good. What a mess. I'm sick of seeing her in the news for all the wrong things. I suspect this OWN documented life spiral will be probably be epic as we count down to her own destruction. What kind of tormented demons does this woman have that she can't look in the mirror and see that she is killing herself ?

She needs to move to someplace far away with no spot light on her. Not to her mothers home in LI. And not do a show. Just make your job being healthy.

Anna Nonymous said...

Her and PMK should be left on a deserted island and filmed, would they band together or devour each other?

The Dude said...

OWN is still on the air? This isn't going to help their ratings.

DewieTheBear said...

Does anyone think Lindsay will last long enough to get around to filming this? I anticipate a major post-rehab bender that finally puts the nails in her coffin.

AJ said...

Ding ding ding. Sadly :/

Cornbread said...

I hope Ali is on the show.

This article needs more air quotes: This will be "so amazing" for Lindsay's "career", and the show is about "family."

Mango said...

WTF? Did Oprah green light this shit?

MichaelaK said...

Lilo needs a better manager.

M52799 said...

Deep down, I root for Lindsay to get it together. I doubt it will happen though. And, I will probably watch her reality show. Gotta see this train wreck. Don't judge!

Hangs head in shame :-(

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@cornbread lmao, so true.

Amanda's Wig said...

MichaelaK, that scared the Kool-aid out of me, they're so ugly!

Tyger Lilly said...

Oh thank god! I was waiting for the perfect excuse to splash battery acid in my eyes and jab sharpened pencils into my ears and this seems just perfect!

mlovesny said...

It's an unfortunate situation.

parissucksliterally said...

Shame on anyone who pays this fucking loser family for their antics.

They make me sick.

Ellin said...

Ever since Ophrah left her show and got her OWN network, she has exhibited some serious lack of good judgment. Granted, this will be a trainwreck and will probably get viewers but what happened to Ophrah's integrity? Was it all a facade?

Cookies said...

Hahaha!!! @TygerLilly

Cookies said...

Not an Oprah fan but think this is an extremely greedy and self-serving attemp to boost ratings for her network. I'd never seen Dina speak until her Dr Phil interview -- what a disastrous mess that woman is. Felt very sorry for Lindsey that this is the woman in charge of keeping her safe and raising her right.

Bailey Quarters said...

"Trying to make Lindsay famous"? She already is famous. Or should I say "infamous".

auntliddy said...

Quelle surpris!!!!! NOT!! Of course mamahag has got to horn on everything. Ugh.

Alli G. said...

Dina really said this show will be so good for Lindsey's career. Wow. Bitch isn't even trying to pretend to care about her daughter's well-being anymore.

I predict the initial interview with Oprah will go well. Of course, Lindsey will be lying her ass off per usual, but she will at least show up for that.

This reality show...another matter. These two dimwits will pull their self-entitled crap how they usually do it. They will probably miss tapings, hold up other ones, and make crazy demands. After the show becomes all disaster, they will blame Oprah and everyone but them...just like they usually do it.

What these two idiots (Dina and Lindsey, moreso Dina, as she's the manager) seriously need to consider going into this, is this is the last chance Lindsey is going to get. Fuck with Oprah, what little left of this facade of her career will be done. Like her or hate her, Oprah has some serious pull and can end this bitch Lohan with a phone call & an eye roll if Oprah so wanted. We would never hear from the Lohans ever again if they f*ck up this reality show. And I don't even know why I'm saying if, it's more like when.

Hey, maybe this unholy pairing of Oprah and the Lohans may work out for us after all!!! :D

ulalume said...

oh PLEASE nobody watch this!!! I beg you!

Tru Leigh said...

Just when I thought my dreams never came true.

Tru Leigh said...

The Lindsey Lohan Reality Show otherwise known as The News.

Charlotte. said...

Lol!! @ Cornbread.

Is this proof that Dina really is the Orange Oprah? You'd think O would have put the smack down on that. Not that Oprah is what she used to be.

PugsterMom said...

Noooooooooo!

Count Jerkula said...

@Ellin: Oprah has the same trouble running her own network that Michael Jordan has running his own basketball team: Surrounded by sycophants who are too scared of losing their spot to contradict them. Same reason why Howard Stern's Sirius show and channels suck. Same reason why the WWE's ratings have been down for years.

Sherry said...

I'm with ulalume..I beg every to NOT watch this craptastic programming. That is IF Oprah's venture stays afloat. Here programming is crap enough as it is and now this? AND remember at one time it was a pay channel. I don't even watch it now and it's free. Jeebus I could program better than she does.