Four years after Jon Gosselin walked away from fame and fortune and a national television show to sell his soul and his peen to strange women and Ed Hardy clothes, he is back. TLC can't do anything to him any longer and he can write anything or say anything and can be on any show he wants. So, for starters he has written a book. A book that tells all that went on in his marriage. All I want to know is if Kate has sex with the bodyguard. That is it. Chapter One, Page One and then let me get on with my life. I don't need a book tour from Jon or a bunch of interviews like he has given recently. I know he needs to make a living and that he is dead broke. That happens when you walk away from hundreds of thousands of dollars each year so you can have sex with someone who left you after a month. when that money rolls in, you ride it like Jennifer Aniston in another bad movie. You ride that wave until it can't hold your weight anymore and then you try and get back on and paddle it to land. You make them force you off that board like a shark in SharkNado.