Monday, July 22, 2013

Kate Middleton Has A Boy

Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4.24pm. The baby weighs 8lbs 6oz. The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth. The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry & families have been told and are delighted. Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing well and will remain in hospital overnight."



94 comments:

New Life and Attitude said...

I wish them all the best. Crazy thing is that the baby was born on my Niece's 20th birthday and the Duke and Duchess were married on my birthday!

penelope jane said...

Their baby was 8 lbs? She looked like she was going to have a 3 lb baby.

Congratulations to the both of them!

L said...

Yayyy for healthy babies all over the world!

MISCH said...

wow, a big baby who would have guessed.

L said...

Which does not mean "not yayy" for babies who are not well.. just wish every baby could be healthy...

ok i'll stop now

**slowly steps away from the keyboard**

TracySwingKid said...

I am so happy! I love all of the traditions so much. The guy that came out with the bell and official announcement was something else.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF...

Ivs said...

I have 9 nieces/nephews and honestly, the joy is always the same. So yay for babies!

Unfortunately though - this means we'll have the Kartrashians shoved in our faces aaaaaany day now. You KNOW that's why they've been MIA (as much as they can, side-eye Kanye) lately! God they're so conniving and shameless, it almost makes me respect them a little

Tori said...

I'll go right ahead and say I couldn't care less and I wish there were a "no royal baby" filter on my Facebook and Twitter feeds.

Anna Nonymous said...

8 lbs? OUCH>>!!! yay for all babies! yay for them! yay!

mlovesny said...

The announcement made me cry! I'm so happy for them!

Kloie said...

Has she eaten 8 pounds of food ever?

I wish for a weird name, but I'll bet it will be something like Edward (Cullen).

PixieVintage said...

I couldn't agree with you more.
I live in the UK and it's all we will hear on the news now forever.
Great thing for our Arse of a prime minister to hide all his and his cronies illegal shenanigans behind.

just curious said...

Just what the world needs, another over privileged white male.

Remember Trayvon

just curious said...

Isn't she Married? Why do they keeping addressing her by her maiden name ?

hag said...

High five just curious!

scratchy kitty said...

I like you Brits. :-) when you have a leader who's a pr!¢k, you call said leader out--and then some! You even rename him ("Blair" becomes "Bliar,", love that!) What will you all rename Cameron? "Chameleon", "Camel Ass," are my suggestions.

Slap-n-Tickle said...

BFD

KPeony said...

She has less personality than a piece of cardboard and looks like she should eat a burger, or forty. Just because she won the gold digger lottery does not mean I want to see her bony, smug face plastered all over the news.

That said, I'm glad everyone is happy and healthy.

Jessie said...

So exciting! I wonder what they'll name him. How retro will they go? Or will they break tradition with a new name?

figgy said...

oh come on how could you possibly tell how much personality she has or does not have? it's not like she's on a reality show talking and Blabbing all about herself. they don't reveal much about her and that's by design.

Renoblondee said...

Why post on a thread to just say who cares? Anyway, glad for them! Called it was a boy.

Me said...

"Remember Trayvon"? LOL, the next big event just happened. The world has moved on. The looting will likely continue though. So there is that "honor".

Molls said...

I think Kate is very classy. She has a traditional, classy, very healthy look about her. I can think of nothing negative to say about her. Glad she and the baby are doing well.

greenmountaingal said...

Congratulations to them!

I think they should name the baby Morrissey. Haha Imagine?

juicy said...

Prince William and I were born right around the same time, Harry and my brother at the same time, and my little boy (my first) was born 2 weeks ago and also weighed 8lb6oz. I also looked as if I'd have a 5-6 pounder, he even measured close to the 10th percentile until 33 weeks when he was up to the 40th. He was surprisingly a big boy :)
Cheers to the royal bebe!

SoggyCrunch said...

Good for them!

His father and grandmother are so stuffy and Kate is kept mum most of the time. They seem truly happy though and I think once the older generations are out of the picture the world will see that they really are good people.

Poor Diana had to put up with it. I think Prince William takes after his mother in that respect.

Tru Leigh said...

I tried to throw The Baby's birth chart on Astro.com. The server was overwhelmed, which I think is absolutely hysterical.

marine said...

Funny! My aunt and uncle share their anniversary and my cousin's birthday is today...love coincidences lol

In-N-Out!! said...

Yeay!

Tyger Lilly said...

I say good for the royal family! There is becoming a dire shortage of wealthy over-privileged Caucasians in this world and I for one am thrilled to see the House of Windsor hold on to the spoils their ancestors so bravely plundered those decades ago. Without royalty there would be no commoners. I'm sick of being forced to grovel at the feet of Lord Z and Lady Bey as we worship Blu Ivy, I will no longer exalt Sts. Kanye & Kim as I pray to the star in the NorthWest... Long live King William & Queen Katherine! May the gene for Hemophilia live on forever!!!

Nemesis said...

Hey just curious,

Too bad it wasn't a privileged "white male" that killed Trayvon huh?

That said, I like the Brits and are happy for them.

mngddess said...

I love how any woman who marries someone with money is automatically a gold digger. Jealous much?

Wen said...

Anyone ever notice the trolls who bash Kate, swoon over K-Trash porn star? PMK planted comments????

PotPourri said...

That boy has the blood of Kings and Queens so he deserves everything a Prince is given. Stop hating. I would not want to be a Royal in the 21st Century.

God Bless him

car54 said...

ABC news played an interview with Diana talking about her boys and how she worked hard to give them a halfway normal childhood, and then an interview with an adult William saying how grateful he was to her for all the things she exposed him and Harry to when they were young. Made me kind of tear up.

I hope this baby has a happy life. I thought for sure it was going to be a girl. :)

ohcowie said...

i really thought kate would go full 21st century and have a girl. instead she went the boring traditional route and had a boy. boring!
still can't wait to find out the name, tho.

Moosefan said...

Cheers to them and all babies who share the birthday!

Princess said...

JustCurious- Are you boycotting Florida too? That's what they want you to do next. No facts involved just do as they say.

Princess said...

Just Curious,
Here are some articles that may interest you:
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2013/07/trayvon-martins-involvement-in-local-burglaries-covered-up-by-media-school-police-prosecutors.html?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95101660@N04/sets/72157634632517662/

lutefleck said...

Kate and William seem to be very decent people. I wish they and the new Prince have long and happy lives together.

just curious said...

Nah, it went from bad to worse because a bunch of over privilege whitebitches let a killer walk free.i wonder if the one Hispanic chick was intimidated and decided to go along as not to rock the boat .

Alicia said...

Congrats Kate and William - you've given birth to a brand new REPTILE! Long Live The Lizard King

just curious said...

I don't believe in boycotting states. The notion is stupid. Just like wanting to boycott Arizonia because they decided to enforce their immigration laws or that red/blue states bullshit.
No one boycotted LA after the 2 race riots.

just curious said...

Didn't click the link but this justifies Zimmerman killing Trayvon in what way ??????

Char said...

Name bets?

I'm going with Alexander, I think Daniel and Michael also good shots. I hope they don't go with George.

Middle names, some combo of Charles, Spencer, Michael maybe? Royals always have multiple middle names.

just curious said...

What's progressive about having another spoiled whitegirl. white women benefitted more from the system than their male counterparts.bitches receive too much credit for doing the right thing and bear little responsibility when they fuck up.

Krazee KatMomma said...

Kate's family is rich on their own, they are millionaires so I don't see why she's being called a gold digger?

just curious said...

She not commoner either as they try to make her out to be. I heard that in order to be married into Royal family , the woman can't be Catholic or Jewish and definitely not a woman of color.

just curious said...

*a commoner

Sherry said...

L: Understood your sentiment. May we one day be able to have less infant mortality around the world.

Ivs: It really is just a matter of time before that krappy family releases picture of North West. it is so seriously calculated on PMK's part. Jeez I wish that old whore would read this site and realize how much everyone is onto their PR stunts and how poorly everyone thinks of them and just . GO. THE. FUCK.AWAY!!

Juicy: Congrats on your new bundle of joy. Glad mama and babes are healthy.

TruLeigh: The child was born at the cusp of Leo (also the king card, no?)

Car54: Diana gave those boys a wonderful set of values. You can say whatever you want about the royals but she truly loved and more import, nurtured them. She was a good mother.

And I'm happy the baby is here and hope all is well for Will and Kate.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

@Tru Leigh: While I can't do a proper chart, I do have my handy little Pocket Astrologer '13 sitting here, so let's see...

Sun in Cancer (just barely; it went into Leo at 11:56 a.m. Eastern Time, or 4:56 GMT
Moon in Capricorn
Mercury in Cancer (just went direct on Saturday *whew!*)
Venus in Leo (again, just barely; it only entered Leo at 8:41 a.m. ET)
Mars in Cancer
Jupiter in Cancer
Saturn in Scorpio
Uranus in Aries (retrograde)
Neptune in Pisces (retrograde)
Pluto in Capricorn (retrograde)

You'll have to run a proper chart to get the rising sign, which then gives you all the houses, cusps, etc., but this ought to get you started. Awful lot of water signs in general, and Cancer in particular...hmmm, why do I have the sneaky feeling that the little guy is going to take after his paternal grandmum quite a bit? :-)

Anyway, mazel tov to the happy family from one of your (very distant) cousins in America! (After that whole business with Cousin Richard in the car park, I was really looking forward to some unambiguously happy news... ;-)

Bravura said...

I am so happy for them. They are trying so hard to raise their child in a life that as normal as possible. I mean William declined a home in Buckingham palace to raise his family in a smaller, quieter home in Kensington. Of course Kensington is still extremely high end but they are at least trying to not raised a spoiled brat. I think as royals go, Harry and William show a nice marriage between being royalty and still trying to appear approachable. Given their tenure in the military and the stories heard how both men try not to let their status come in the way of their military duties and interacting with soldiers, I appreciate that. I think that Kate and William are a great match and compliment one another well. They're Brits for God's sake. They don't flaunt their emotions all over the place and are raised to be composed and dignified in public as most from upper society are over there. Give them a break if Kate appears very demure and reserved. I have no doubt she is of stronger stuff , especially if she and William have no problem going toe to toe with the queen in regards to how they live and want to raise their child. Don't be so quick to judge. My mom was raised in the UK with a title. There are a lot of rules and practices that have to be abided by when you are part of the royal household, more so then we even begin to consider (especially for most Americans who've no real idea of what titles and nobility means considering the US frowns on such things).

I'm happy for them and hope they keep up the effort to raise their family on a more even level. Diana tried very hard to make a happy marriage out of it with Charles but she wasn't from the same background as Charles by far and it ended in failure. William and Kate are well matched and he knows both sides of the equation. I have nothing but respect for them and wish them well.

Princess said...

Kate Middleton descended from a family of coal miners. Her mother was a flight attendant. Her family didn't start earning any significant amount of money until she was in her teens. So yes Kate Middleton was a commoner before her marriage.

Nemesis said...

Hey just curious,

How bout you just shut up? Wrong thread.

just curious said...

Her mother's side of the fam were coal miners.Her mother married a lawyer who came from a fam of rich successful lawyers.Kate went to the best schools which is how she met Prince Billy. The bitch isn't a commoner.

That's just like this whitebitch running for city council in my area is promoting herself as a
"stay -at-home" mom whose 2 kids go to public school just like all the regular folk. What she doesn't tell is that she can afford to stay at the house because her husband is a big real estate developer and the public school that her kids attend reside in a restricted neighborhood.

Whitefolks bullshit in effect.

WareCat said...

damn it!!!
i was hoping she could hold it till tomorrow, cuz its my 30th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!



my first name guess is either Philip or George.

Nemesis said...

@just curious,

Jeolous much that you weren't born a "white bitch"?

LadyConstance said...

@Tiger Lily There has not been a hemophiliac born into the British Royal Family in a very long time. Furthermore, the Mother carries the gene for hemophilia, not the Father. If you were educated, you would also know that gene washing can be done, so hemophilia wont be passed on. Hemophilia is a cruel disease, that causes great suffering for the individual that has it, and their families as well.
To wish something like that on a newborn is despicable. It brings to mind a crone over a cauldron, muttering curses.
That being said, I wish Prince William, his lovely wife, and their baby every happiness. Cheers!

just curious said...

Not jealous. More disturbed by how much shit they get away with.

just curious said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
just curious said...

Shut up for what ? I offended someone?

just curious said...

I never Understood America's obsession with the Royals. Isn't this the same family that America had to fight twice against during the American Revolution and again during the War of 1812? Same monarch,right?
Must be the whole "princess" fairy tale thingy.

SophiaB said...

Yap yap yap. Racism is racism. We all suffer from it to some degree. Blaming everyone of ANY color is just so 16th century.

PugsterMom said...

Happy Birthday!!! Do something awesome!

PugsterMom said...

Really happy for them. I stayed up late to watch their wedding and eagerly checked for baby birth news. As for the Trashes, honestly couldn't care less. What a contrast: class and elegance vs trash and sleeze.

Rach Around said...

I found out the news on the tram. Caf├ęs and news agents all had signs up "it's a boy!" It still makes news in the colony.

Rach Around said...

Just curious : to quote G. O. Bluth, "it ain't easy being white, it ain't easy being brown". I'm of mixed race but none of us choose our chromosomes or pigmentation.

Rach Around said...

Car54 ; are you an Aussie too? Looks like woman's weekly & new idea have their front covers for who knows how long...

Rach Around said...

Kloie: I've done bigger poos!

Rach Around said...

Just curious: even fergie, who grew up around castles and royals & polo, was considered a commoner. Anyone without royal lineage is one. Let's hear it for breeding out the blue blood and injecting some common as fuck genes in that shallow pool!

Rach Around said...

Hoppy Burpday Warecat. I hope you get laid!

just curious said...

Apparently Zimmerman forgot that.

just curious said...

Zimmerman was mixed raced as well but to him Trayvon was a nigger.

just curious said...

As i said , there are certain guidelines into marrying into the Royal family: no Jews,no Catholics and you definitely won't black women in that palace unless they're changing bed sheets.
So they're not really that common after all.
Plus, if we've seen how the Royals have acted over years: infidelity , elitism, sexism ,racism, accusations of insanity, why would you want to be married into that family???!!!!!

Why is being married into a Royal family considered a winning lotto ticket for a common whitegirl???

You can easily come to the US and get impregnated by some knucklehead negro in the NBA and lived off the child support for the next 18 years.

Rach Around said...

Just curious: I'm def on the side of Trayvon. You should hear the convos my hubby & I have had about it but you can't stick everyone on the same basket based on race.

Rach Around said...

Scratchy: Australians are even more brutal.

Rach Around said...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F2KJJ_m4qNE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DF2KJJ_m4qNE

Jessie said...

I want the baby to be named Philip. Saw a suggestion for Alfred/Prince Freddie which would be ADORABLE.

I'm guessing James won't get a run. William isn't the sort to name someone after him. Harry is Henry. And why call your kid Charles?

I like Philip or George. Or Cnut.

Massive G said...

First: a baby's sex is determined by whether or not Mom came when Dad nutter in her. A woman's orgasm releases enzymes that destroy male sperm. So now we know that Prince Billy can't make Katie cum.

Second: that big baby stretched out Katie's manhole. Prince Billy won't have any tight tight again until he starts buggering his servants, as his father does.

Fucking puke baby ought to be named Rufus Otis Amos.

Fuck that baby. I hope he gets murdered and thrown along the side of the road like the Lindbergh baby. Fuck Prince Billy. He is ine ugly and stupid asswipe. Kate needs to be turned out by a hung nigger and sold intO white slavery. Prince philiP sucks cOck. Queen Elizabeth's cunt is crusted over.

Massive G said...

I hope Prince Billy and Katie make a porno where Billy is a cuckold who watches Katie become a BBC slut like Kelly Ripa.

I bet that baby has nigger blood. Prince Billy always set off my gaydar. Bet he sucks cock like his daddy does. Kate is a known BBC slut.

Rome said...

I think it's amusing that people are referred to in terms such as "royal highness." It's 2013, for God's sake. Get over yourselves. PS: Didn't we fight and win a war (two, actually) so that we didn't have to care about future British kings? Just sayin'...

Massive G said...

Kate took a wicked, sticky, stinky shit and thereby delivered a butthole baby. Prince William is a faaggggggg.

Massive G said...

The new Prince will be named "Baby Nut" after all of the baby batter Prince Billy blew into Katie's cooter.

Massive G said...

I love getting completely totaled and writing fucked up offensive shit on here. Nothing I have ever posted, however, has been as moronic or insipid as the posts of you spent pieces of white trash guttersnipes proclaiming significance to the fact that your birthday or your fucking maid's birthday falls on the day that Prince Billy beat that fucking baby out of his BBC slut wife's cunt or that Prince Chuckles first fucked Prince Billy up the ass with his chode.

I shit on you morons. I hate myself but I hate you more. My weekend beats your year. Princess Diana was a sand nigger's cum bucket. Prince Chuckles fucks Princess Cruella because he is a cocksucker and he is a chick with a dick. Wallis Simpson was a trannie.

Massive G said...

TIME FOR THE DEAD BABY JOKES!

Hope a sand nigger beheads little baby Rufus Otis Amos Windsor, shit of his mother MBE

Massive G said...

A few months ago, a sand nigger beheaded a soldier in front of his barracks. Wouldn't it be cool if sand niggers stopped Kate's limo on the way home from the hospital, raped her cunt, and beheaded her baby with a Swiss army knife?

SophiaB said...

Oooohhh! Illuminati BURN!!!!! I see what u did there...

Hey A how is u doin'? Is it overly hot where you are? Summer pregnancies can be miserable, I have heard.

auntliddy said...

Cant be woman of color? Tell that to prince albert who has 2 or 3 mixed race children. Didt bother him.

kelly said...

@WareCat Happy Birthday!

I think they'll name the baby Spencer, after Diana's maiden name

That's my official who-really-cares-about-rich-babies guess

WareCat said...

Thnx for the bday wishes Bethches!!!

I let my girl pick out the cake & decorations, so I have a Spongebob themed birthday. Bad ass!

WareCat said...

*betches.
fuck.

CarolMR said...

Jews and black women are allowed into the royal family. Only Catholics are excluded per the Act of Settlement.

River said...

The tickers were funny, weren't they? I accidentally subscribed to one on my phone and it kept pinging in a meeting. It was on vibrate so my co-worker could see the IPhone screen: "Royal Baby About To Emerge!" "Royal Baby Emerges!" "Royal Baby Is SO CUTE!" "Royal Baby has Kate's hair!" Stupid phone shut up! I had the volume turned down too. My phone is crap.

Happy Spongebob birthday, warecat! My terrible aunt's name is Beth, Bethches is funny!

I don't believe they'll name him Spencer. Elizabeth didn't like Diana at all and wouldn't approve. (cluck cluck) I do predict the middle name will be Charles. Alfie would be so wonderful!