Monday, July 22, 2013

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Is Ending - World Rejoices - Peace Breaks Out In Middle East

Apparently Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner would like to end Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Let us stop right there for a moment shall we. Since when does Bruce Jenner have a say in anything other than at what time he is allowed to put his name on the bathroom sign up sheet. Even living on his own away from his wife, he still has to call for permission to breathe. That eats up those cell phone minutes at an alarming rate. You never knew just how much you needed to breathe until you have to ask for permission for every breath. You should see Bruce's face when Kris' phone goes to voice mail.

Anyway, some source told Ron Shuter that the show was ending and that they wanted to make the biggest reality show of all time end on a high note. Let me stop you there again. If a "source" is calling it the greatest reality show of all-time than it is pretty obvious that Kris is the source. I don't think anyone would ever think it is the greatest reality show of all-time. Survivor? Amazing Race? They pull into multiple times the people who watch KUWTK. The actual quote was reality franchise. Nope. Idol is seen all over the world. The Voice is seen all over the world. All of those programs have franchises all over the world. KUWTK is seen in only English speaking countries and in North Korea. That Kim dictator there has a thing for Khloe.

33 comments:

Ruby Soho said...

I want to get happy about this news, but I know it just means they will end up with another spinoff or something.
The Kardashians are NEVER. GOING. AWAY.

sandybrook said...

Yeah that might go away but the old cow has her new talk show and Ill bet anything the 2 young girls get their own reality show. :(

Meanie Reese said...

Does anyone else have 'Ding-dong, the Wicked Witch is dead' ringing in their head?

One can only hope that this is the end...or the beginning of the end.

Topper Madison said...

Kate Middleton is in labor, Lindsay Lohan is being protected from her mother, and this family is finally going off the air?? What a wonderful way to start the week!!

greenmountaingal said...

It's about friggin' time!

Rach Around said...

Meanie, if that's the case, someone needs to throw a bucket of water (or vodka) on Kris

audrey said...

I will believe this when something other than a mysterious source is saying it.

Rach Around said...

Audrey : blog moves in mysterious ways

kelly said...
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kelly said...

I meant to say, I believe this is coming out today BECAUSE Kate is in labour, heaven forbid the spotlight move on to someone else for a mili-second - they are such horz

DewieTheBear said...

I won't believe this until E! News reports it; that family doesn't do anything without telling the network first.

Anna Nonymous said...

Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please! Let them please go away and be relegated only to co hosting Extra and shilling on QVC. PLEASE GOD!

MISCH said...

It just means she has a new show waiting in the wings without Bruce

surfer said...

Don't get too excited everyone - their contract isn't up until 2015. Yeah, so they're not going anywhere soon.

Gayeld said...

Kind of makes you want to pinch yourself, doesn't it.

G said...

I'll believe it when I see it. Wishful thinking though.

Count Jerkula said...

Sometimes you gotta go away so you can come back. Once the 2 young bims are of age, they will be blowin dudes for cell phone videos, to try and get on TV.

Massive G said...

Fuck those fat slits.

Shakira Eakins said...

I'm so excited I can't stand it.

auntliddy said...

Goodbye, and fade away.

parissucksliterally said...

Glad it will end, but that only means "Here Comes Kendall and Kylie!!!!"

crila16 said...

...and here I thought the Amazing Race was a bigger, better reality show. Now I feel foolish.

scratchy kitty said...

Oh Enty! THANK YOU!!!! I was very upset and sad this morning--until I read this post. "You should see Bruces face when Kris' phone goes to voicemail." LMAO!!!!!! Thank you so much for making me laugh today. :-)

nudibelle said...

that show STINKS SO BAD!
those voices
and that fakery smh

Sandy said...

Does anyone think this is a move toward "career reinvention" for Kim and a way for Pimp Mama Kris to hog the entire spotlight herself now?

Of course, no one has said anything about the heinous spin-off series going off the air. This isn't over by a longshot.

SaintsFan said...

@Meanie Reese, that is exactly what I started singing while reading this! I can't believe someone else too, ha ha!!

annabella said...

yippee! but I thought they just signed on for several more years?

Me said...

YES! fist pump to the sky! finally I cannot stand anyone in that group. hope never to hear their names or see their faces ever again. woot-woot!!!!

Sian said...

Shame, love watching the Kardashian's.

Dingle Barry said...

Better looking women at any mall, on any given day.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

The show may end, involving the whole family, but you know they want spin-offs. None of them will survive without a show, trust.

Dingle Barry said...

Is that Kim's "O" face?

Rach Around said...

Big G: the slits. What a band!