Friday, July 26, 2013

Kristen Wiig And Fabrizio Moretti Split

As I told you a month or so ago, things were very rough with Kristen Wiig and her boyfriend of 18 months, Fabrizio Moretti and now Kristen's publicist has confirmed the pair split but will remain the best of friends. Uh huh. So, that of course means they will keep hanging out everyday and when they each find someone else to have sex with, they will continue to hang with each other. I don't think so. I know that all publicists are required to include that phrase in any kind of breakup report, but it really is disingenuous, especially when you know that the publicist saying it have never stayed best friends with any of the people they have split with. Do people do it? Yes, and those people still belong together or one of them is gay. You can't tell me that your current partner would allow you to remain best friends with your ex and do things together. They just would not. I think Kristen wanted to get something out now because of some press she has to do and also because Fabrizio has been spotted with other women, including making out with one in a club the other night.

33 comments:

Henriette said...

I wonder what's wrong with this guy. Drew dumped him too.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

This is a total surprise for me. Two nobodies split. I would have never guessed.

sandybrook said...

I know Ive always remained friends with those I broke up with :(

Henriette said...

For once I would like a publicist to issue a statement such as, "my client has split from her partner. She hates his guts and hopes he will die a slow painful death from a fungal infection."

libby said...

Yeah, the Drew connection interests me. She always falls hard and fast....I wonder if he did this to Drew too. Maybe he's just a general douchebag. Poor Kristin.

Ruby Soho said...

@Henriette
Best. Statement. Ever.

Henriette said...

@libby
Wiig made some interesting comments about dating Drew's ex, which leads me to think Drew was not thrilled with them as a couple.

I'm getting the general gist that this drummer is a douche though.

Patty said...

Yawn!

I developed a strong dislike for all things Kristen Wiig after enduring the first hour of the terrible movie Bridesmaids. I opted to go to bed than continue to watch that movie with the rest of my family (who reported that it didn't get any better in the second hour). That 60 minutes tops the list of hours I wish I had back.

Anna Nonymous said...

wow, that's alot of information in one post Enty. I also don't like Wiig's shtick, the loud annoying caustic white girl is not a rare beast in my neck of the woods. That being said she does really commit and stay in character.

dawn bee said...

They both look like they smell.

Marieeee said...

I don't think I've ever laughed a single thing Kristen has said or done.

Jessie said...

I loved Bridesmaids and I think she's funny. Her SNL charters were somewhat one note but they were usually the funniest scenes.

I hope she finds a good dude.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Really? Not even the flirt? ;)

Nutty_Flavor said...

Add me to the list of people who couldn't make it through Bridesmaids. Loved the first Strokes album, but what ever happened to them? Their most recent album tanked, and you hear more about their love lives these days than about their music.

libby said...

I hated her in Bridesmaids. I yelled at my TV.
LOVED Hamm in it though, and --what's her name?--She played Miss Perfect---She is so hilarious to me, probably because my hometown was FULL of gals just like her, when I grew up.

The Wiig character--I didn't think she deserved the hot cop, and was rooting for him to find better by the end.

Snowy Owls said...

Rose Byrne as Miss Perfect. She's so good in everything she's in.

libby said...

Thank you, Snowy. I totally could have googled that. I went to HS with about 1,200 'Miss Perfects', lol!

Amy Holland said...

That is a shame! Fab is such a sweet guy! I saw them out a while back and they seemed happy. Oh well, maybe, I can have a chance.... He is a really nice person and very funny!

FrenchGirl said...

Finally it's official they splitted

Kels said...

HUGE FAN HERE OMG HUGE FAN. Lol the first three albums were cool actually. Then theychanged the way they made music and the other members had more input on the last two, which imo made the albums suck. Julian Casablancas should be making the music by himself.

I love Fabrizio and I am soooooo glad he is single.

nudibelle said...

i think she thought bridesmaid was going to make her the next sandy or reese
But she just doesnt have that WOW factor

Cee Kay said...

Funny, Libby, I don't remember you from high school...LOL (for clarification, I also had a lot of Perfects around, not saying I was one of those!)

Nope said...

I think Kristen is hilarious and if I was a guy I'd date her in a second.

libby said...

Cee Kay--Because I was a weirdo, I forever get recognized by 'blands' I don't remember AT ALL. I hardly go to my hometown anymore, but the best example was my 20-year reunion. EVERYONE remembered me, i knew almost none of them. They were all variations on a theme, indistinguishable.

It was a weird feeling. I'm glad I wasn't boring, but being remembered for being 'eccentric' can get insulting too.

KSam said...

The best thing about Bridesmaids was Rebel Wilson...

Seven of Eleven said...

The best thing about any movie with Rebel Wilson is Rebel Wilson.

Mango said...

I was totally disappointed by Bridesmaids and then to find out that Jon Hamm was playing himself was especially a drag.

Fran said...

I dunno, Jude Law and Sadie Frost still holiday together with their kids and go on days out as one big happy family

KSam said...

Amen.

MadLyb said...

Fab is a sweetheart. He was crazy about Drew. Sometimes people break up and it doesn't mean one of them is a douche.

Olive said...

Kristen's very talented. Who knows why they broke up. I'm amused at people saying they didn't like Bridesmaids.

Rach Around said...

Henriette: yup!

Ari said...

She annoys me