I have heard some dumb things come out of whatever Lohan family member is currently selling stories to the tabloids, but this one might top them all
. Apparently it was TMZ's turn to enjoy the largess of a Lohan family member who needed to pay rent and they have a story that says that when Lindsay gets out of rehab next month (Yes, she gets out in August, so next month. I know, I know. I'm sad too. I wish it could be forever.) that she plans on going into hiding and not living in LA or NYC. Does anyone on the planet believe that? Maybe the people who are currently living in a cult and think Kool Aid is tasty might believe it, but Lindsay is probably dying in rehab. Not dying for drugs or booze, but dying for a pap to take photos of her and notice her and fawn all over her and leave their wallet where she can grab it. You don't think Lindsay LOVES there is a place where she can get papped while smoking at her new rehab place. She was probably telling her fellow smokers that it is such a pain, while at the same time was orgasmic at the thought of being in a tabloid for the first time in a month.